Sickest Rhymes

they say a closed mouth dont get fed
I say a closed mouth dont give head
on the flipside no a close fist dont get bread
and if you swing it then you gone get lead

**joe budden voice**

Brain damage..
Way before my baby daughter Hailey
I was harassed daily by this fat kid named D'Angelo Bailey
An eighth grader who acted obnoxious, cause his father boxes
so everyday he'd shove me in the lockers
One day he came in the bathroom while I was pissin
And had me in the position to beat me into submission
He banged my head against the urinal til he broke my nose,
Soaked my clothes in blood, grabbed me and choked my throat
I tried to plead and tell him, "We shouldn't beef"
But he just wouldn't leave, he kept chokin me and I couldn't breathe
He looked at me and said, "You gonna die honkey!"
The principal walked in (What's going on in here?)
and started helpin him stomp me
I made them think they beat me to death
Holdin my breath for like five minutes before they finally left
Then I got up and ran to the janitor's storage booth
Kicked the door hinge loose and ripped out the four inch screws
Grabbed some sharp objects, brooms, and foreign tools
"This is for every time you took my orange juice,
or stole my seat in the lunchroom and drank my chocolate milk.
Every time you tipped my tray and it dropped and spilt.
I'm gettin you back bully! Now once and for good."
I cocked the broomstick back and swung hard as I could
and beat him over the head with it til I broke the wood
Knocked him down, stood on his chest with one foot..
.. Made it home, later that same day
Started reading a comic, and suddenly everything became gray
I couldn't even see what I was tryin to read
I went deaf, and my left ear started to bleed
My mother started screamin, "What are you on, drugs?!?
Look at you, you're gettin blood all over my rug!" (Sorry!)
She beat me over the head with the remote control
opened a hole, and my whole brain fell out of my skull
I picked it up and screamed, "Look bitch, what have you done?!?"
[M] "Oh my God, I'm sorry son"
[E] "Shut up you cunt!" I said, "Fuck it!"
Took it and stuck it back up in my head
then I sewed it shut and put a couple of screws in my neck

im back on my bullshit/
back to kicking knowledge, yes back on the pulpit/
powerful as the gun thats on the back of the culprit/
who's back to changing lives just as soon as he pulls it/
now your ace is rattled so get back to the bullpen/
hit the back of the line kid, who you thought you was foolin?/
im in the back of my ac, J.Holiday's "Back of the Lac"/
plays in the background while i band the back of my stack/
back on the road, 5 North with a napsack/
hit the bay, green for green up in my backpack/
LA to the bay, but now its time to back track/
kids lied in 09, time to bring the facts back/
and the back facts state that you past wack/
bought your tape for 5 bones, now i want that cash back/
so thats that, bet it back, i'll back that/
and back to back i'll show you exactly what you cats lack/

(c) 4oh5

sad thing is, most of you cant even comprehend how raw that 16 is.

I live by the street code
Never owe
Never love a ho
Never flash the dough
Cause you never know who's friend or foe

I've got big balls
You've got big balls
But who's got the biggest
Balls of them all!

i roll up and down harlem blocks
iced out watch
knots in my socks
cops think im sellin rocks.
pullin me over
to see if im drunk
or if im sober
i bet they wouldnt fuck with me
if i drove a nova...


the feds wanna knock me
just cause im cocky
an arrogant fuck
i waive hi when they watch me

I'm not talking 'bout the first record ever made
I'm talking 'bout the first one that ever made you
The first records that I played never played me
And I can still play 'em today 'cause they stay true...

shit you gotta hear this one.
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I'm magnificent, and you can call me your eminence, adore me, the spledour, the glory the elegance. I pen the story with elequence, my sentiments'll be the ending to all of your relevance...Like talking it bling as if your lord of the rings, i've got shine but it's all from within, they call me the king. Your majesty I wave from the balcony, this aint the four horsemen, call it the cavalry, sorcerers, alchemy cos I hold the kind of goal, in your dreams you'll try and battle me, it'll be your final fantasy. Talk crap, splish splash get the royal flush, what's that, bitch slap with a toilet brush. Essa's evil, plus essa's regal, pliars and the blowtorch i'm getting medieval. Forging arrows and swords to fight battles, beef with y'g and get slaughtered like cattle. Or mess with y'g and die hard like old habits. I testify, in my heart I won't have it, warlock, wizard, with arts of old magic. Slash, split your gizzard in half i'm so jagged. F a morgage, my door is a drawbridge, 24 kids, 12 sons and 12 daughters. 8 wives, 4 divorced with and 4 slaughtered, the king that you ride in to war with, your lordship.


Yungun

ohhenry said:

Just post one or two of your favorite rhymes. Or one of your own even
Big Pun - Twinz
"dead in the middle of little italy, little did we know, that we riddled some middle man, who didn't do diddely"

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Pun had some of the sickest lyrics ever

Big Punisher-Punish Me

I was the luckiest man on Earth, my wisdom was worth
any purse but had a curse that hurt worse than givin birth
My first verse explains some of the games she was playin
I'm blamin myself cause in my wealth was her pain would haven

no rhymes today, but an out of this world beat

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A tech nine is my utensil
Fillin' niggas with so much led they can use they dick for a pencil

"Let death come quickly" -Kitty

yea its the game that made me but somehow latelly the games been crazy
they call this hip-hop
yea im an eighties baby, so yea my momma made me but hip-hop raised me

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what a splendid buy
pizza pizza pie

every minute every second

buy buy buy buy buy

pepperoni
and green peppers
mushrooms, olives
chives

Holla my name and witness Game Official, it's so sick.. Have every single Bitch that Came with you on my dick! -2pac- .. one of his dopest punch lines ever IMO

Cuz if i ever stuck to any singer in show biz,
it'd be Jenifer Lopaz and Puffy you know this,
im sorry Puff but i dont give a fuck, if this chick my own mother id still fuck her with no rubber,
and cum inside her and have a son and a new brother at the same time,
and just say that it aint mine, whats my name? -Marshall Mathers-Call me Slim Shady-Marshall Mathers EP

Theres 7 different levels to devil worshipping, horses heads,
human sacrifices, canibilism & exorcism, animals having sex with them, camals, mamals & rabbits,
but i dont get into that, i kicked the habit, i just beat you to death,
with weapons that eat through the flesh, ill never beat you unless the fuckin meatloaf's fresh,
i got a lion in my pocket, im lying, i got a 9 in my pocket and baby im just a dying to cock it,
hes ready for war, im ready for war, i got machetes and swords for any faggot that said he was raw,
my uzi's heavy as yours, yeah you met me before, just didnt have a large a arsenary of weapons before,
Marshall will step in the door, ill lay your head on the floor, with body spread on the bedspread red on the floor,
red on the ceiling, red on the walls, get a new whore, met on the the 2nd, wet on the 3rd then shes dead on the 4, im dead wrong...
the weak or the strong who got it goin on. -Marshall Mathers-Dead Wrong-Notorious BIG ft. Eminem

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All right stop collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop yo I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle

SHIT is VIRUS cuzo.

ive been checkin out mac miller. he's pretty raw