Should I buy my helper a hooker?

Should I buy my helper a hooker?

  • Yes. You will help him and the economy.

  • No. What the fuck is wrong with you.

  • Need more info.

  • Kill him and take his SS checks.

  • Undecided. Like my life.

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cannabineer

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
neosapien said:
No no I've given many charity fucks in my day. I think that would be bad for us work wise though. I'd be all like hey hand me your penis, I mean a ratchet, fuck!
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If you remember "righty tighty, lefty loosie" you will prevail in either situation. Just don't strip his nuts. Not at first anyway.

Is his penis metric or SAE? I hope the first; "cockteenths" get so confusing and suddenly you have all these wrenches marked 8" or larger.
 
BudmanTX

BudmanTX

Well-Known Member
Dude, just buy the movie "40yr old virgin"

then hand it to him and tell him this is gonna be u in 18yr if you don't get laid soon
 
mo841

mo841

Well-Known Member
I got a cousin like this, I swear he is a fag but he insists he just don't know how to talk to girls. You can thank video games for that. He is a decent looking guy too, its fucking ridiculous.

Buy this guy a hooker. Don't tell him cuz he will just think she is dirty and have STD's and shit not having enough experience to know that all women are dirty sluts so it don't fucking matter. Or take him to the titty club and let him Fuck one of them girls. Fuck its been since friday why hasn't he had his butt hole licked already by some slut.
 
etznabkhan

etznabkhan

Member
so you get hem the hooker? i think you should, its faster and easy and he dont have to know until some one from here wana fuck hes life and i dont think we want do that all here wana help that guy.

or take hem to the hotest and clean one you can pay and tell hem heres your children´s day gift hommie. B)
 
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