Should I buy my helper a hooker?

Should I buy my helper a hooker?

  • Yes. You will help him and the economy.

  • No. What the fuck is wrong with you.

  • Need more info.

  • Kill him and take his SS checks.

  • Undecided. Like my life.

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neosapien

neosapien

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So my helper of 3 years is a 22 year old virgin. He says he's not but it's obvious that he's just too embarrassed to admit it. He's really socially awkward and I'm pretty positive he could never talk to a female let alone bag one. And I'm worried the situation will only get worse in time. But I think if I jumpstart the sexual contact via a hooker it might break him out of his shell. So what say you?
 
lokie

lokie

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Thats a tough one Neo.

Buy him the first one and he may keep comming back to suckel at your teat.
Or he may become obsessed and spend his life's saving pursuing hookers instead of making a resemblance of a life with a regular chick.

But if he ain't had pussy since pussy had him its time for some type of interdiction. Yes give him the first one and tell him he is on his own after that.

But get him a beginner hooker.



An advance hooker may just freak him out too much and he could be lost forever.


And it will be cheaper for you.
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
neosapien said:
So my helper of 3 years is a 22 year old virgin. He says he's not but it's obvious that he's just too embarrassed to admit it. He's really socially awkward and I'm pretty positive he could never talk to a female let alone bag one. And I'm worried the situation will only get worse in time. But I think if I jumpstart the sexual contact via a hooker it might break him out of his shell. So what say you?
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I would definitely invest in this young man's education. I recommend getting him a hooker at least as hot as this young pro.

 
Rooster802

Rooster802

Active Member
Get that boy a hooker immediately. There is no time to spare. Despite modern Western morality, courtesans are a time honored profession and the best way to learn about how wonderful using one's genitals really is. I recommend a 5 day trip to Costa Rica... Thailand is better but expensive and inconvenient for travel if your in North America. Avoid white hookers, they are cold, and a waste of money. And a young man who realizes sex is about money will be much more successful in love. So you will be saving him a lot of frustration and poverty as well.
 
neosapien

neosapien

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Well, that's the other thing too. I'm still debating the pros and cons of actually telling him that the chick is a hooker. On one hand I think it would be a good boost to his confidence if he thought he bagged her on his own. On the other hand if he found out she was a hooker after the fact it might break his confidence. So decisions decisions.
 
tangerinegreen555

tangerinegreen555

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I thought anybody could get laid on the internet now days, but what do I know.

We used to have to actually talk to girls and buy them drinks and shit in the '70's.

Now all I hear about are internet match ups.

Except, some of them haven't met in person yet after months. How does that work?
 
Rooster802

Rooster802

Active Member
neosapien said:
Well, that's the other thing too. I'm still debating the pros and cons of actually telling him that the chick is a hooker. On one hand I think it would be a good boost to his confidence if he thought he bagged her on his own. On the other hand if he found out she was a hooker after the fact it might break his confidence. So decisions decisions.
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Nope, he needs to know she is a dirty hooker, and by all means get him one that will lick the dirty hole for him. He needs to have all the mythology imprinted on his brain extracted as quickly as possible (that a good job, a good wife, kids with no tattoos, and church on Sundays is the way to happiness). He needs to have his confidence shattered (like he still has any at 22 as a virgin) so it can be rebuilt in a way that he realizes he is god, and doesn't need any one else for his own contentment. And as soon as he gets that lesson imprinted on his brain, he will never have to pay for puss again. Young men can't get laid anymore because they have been told the wrong message. Girls HATE sensitive men. So don't worry about his ego, that shit was made to be smashed anyhow. You can make him up a participation trophy for afterwards if you like, I hear kids these days expect those.
 
BudmanTX

BudmanTX

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neosapien said:
So my helper of 3 years is a 22 year old virgin. He says he's not but it's obvious that he's just too embarrassed to admit it. He's really socially awkward and I'm pretty positive he could never talk to a female let alone bag one. And I'm worried the situation will only get worse in time. But I think if I jumpstart the sexual contact via a hooker it might break him out of his shell. So what say you?
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take that young man to a strip club get him some lap dances and then get him a girl of the evening. Tell the girls at the club whats up, they'll have fun with him...:lol:
 
Bareback

Bareback

Well-Known Member
neosapien said:
So my helper of 3 years is a 22 year old virgin. He says he's not but it's obvious that he's just too embarrassed to admit it. He's really socially awkward and I'm pretty positive he could never talk to a female let alone bag one. And I'm worried the situation will only get worse in time. But I think if I jumpstart the sexual contact via a hooker it might break him out of his shell. So what say you?
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Even if it doesn't work out, it's the thought that counts and maybe a blowjob, BJ's are always nice.

HEADLINE

Helper gets hooker, and renames her
Neobougtmeahookerthatspitsalot
 
BudmanTX

BudmanTX

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neosapien said:
Well, that's the other thing too. I'm still debating the pros and cons of actually telling him that the chick is a hooker. On one hand I think it would be a good boost to his confidence if he thought he bagged her on his own. On the other hand if he found out she was a hooker after the fact it might break his confidence. So decisions decisions.
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eh let him think he got laid on his own, its a good confidence booster anyways
 
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