Roadside Drug Tests Will Be Canadians' New Normal When Weed's Legal

Sad and pitiful the cops have to waste their time on this shit. But what else they gonna do? Go after real hard drugs and solve actual violent crimes?

So they need to test for opiates as well..... Even the ones that the drug dealers we call "Doctors" give out.

I'm gonna stick a fentanyl patch to my forehead to distract them

Cops & Sheriffs across the good ol boy country are actually saying 'fuck that, weed people are the best targets to asset forfeiture so we will fight legalization till the end'

abalonehx said:

Cops & Sheriffs across the good ol boy country are actually saying 'fuck that, weed people are the best targets to asset forfeiture so we will fight legalization till the end'

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I think the same thing. I see them fuckin with super peaceful people who've done everything the can to be legitimate growers by our states standards......yet our national parks are full of illegal grows protected by banned poisons and armed men.


Let's go after the peaceful ones....way easier target.

Most of their revenue comes from low level forfeiture. It's used against the everyday middle class to poor citizen, not drug kingpins.

torontoke said:

I was making a joke man
Didn’t mean it to sound snarky
Tough crowd

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Lol, guess it needs to be funny Just bustin' balls

i am goin with vianna's plan."just say no"

I think they charge you with failure to provide a sample in that case. Judges look pretty hard on that from what I understand. They might as well be testing you for caffine IMO, both have about the same impact on driving when ingested by themselves (i.e. not with alcohol).

torontoke said:

I was making a joke man
Didn’t mean it to sound snarky
Tough crowd

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Soon the skin on your ass will be as tough as leather. While you are waiting go visit the guys in politics forum if you want a rough crew, they argue about the dumbest ideas.

..will do the roadside test...no bodily fluids