Random Jabber Jibber thread

[curious2garden]

Damn it gonna get me in trouble.

Sharing is caring

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

Sharing is caring

You're right.

 

[neosapien]

Fuck. For the first time in a long time I have two ladies fighting for my attention. Both are pretty, funny and sweet. I like both but I haven't been single in 8 years. This dating shit is almost a new game. I don't know what my next move is.

1-800-neocanhelp

@neosapien

Dick pics, chicks love the classics

You have to be suave and smooth as fuck about it. You can't just cold text a dick pic. I suggest a romantic poem. Something like "Roses are red, violets are blue, you can't deny that you want this inside of you". Then they'll be like Woah Jimmyjonesonnova is making me mad wet.

 

[shrxhky420]

Suddenly I feel moist... Neo, your wife never had a chance, did she?

SH420

 

[jerryb73]

Suddenly I feel moist... Neo, your wife never had a chance, did she?

SH420

You should hear him say that in Chinese..

 

[cannabineer]

You have to be suave and smooth as fuck about it. You can't just cold text a dick pic. I suggest a romantic poem. Something like "Roses are red, violets are blue, you can't deny that you want this inside of you". Then they'll be like Woah Jimmyjonesonnova is making me mad wet.

classic neo freestyle. I tip my hat.

I really like the times
That we have had to talk
So I hope you'll accept
This picture of my penis.

(Bonus points for legibly Sharpieing the whole verse on the display object. No cheating and using stretched foreskin.)

 

[neosapien]

classic neo freestyle. I tip my hat.

I really like the times
That we have had to talk
So I hope you'll accept
This picture of my penis.

(Bonus points for legibly Sharpieing the whole verse on the display object. No cheating and using stretched foreskin.)

Spoiler

 

[cannabineer]

Spoiler

Plus rep

 

[curious2garden]

Plus rep

Yup our neo is gonna own school. I'm looking forward to posting his report cards on my fridge

 

[lokie]

Spoiler

Spoiler

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

You have to be suave and smooth as fuck about it. You can't just cold text a dick pic. I suggest a romantic poem. Something like "Roses are red, violets are blue, you can't deny that you want this inside of you". Then they'll be like Woah Jimmyjonesonnova is making me mad wet.

totally worked bro thanks for sharing your wisdom. From now on I'll come directly to you for any lady advice i may need.

 

[Olive Drab Green]

This is unique-looking. Pheno #1 of my Purple Haze/Malawi x Oldtimer’s Haze backcrosses. The mother PHM was a super thin-leaf’d Haze-dominant plant that turned gold. The father was a Kerala-dominant Oldtimer’s Haze male.

 

[shrxhky420]

Damn, I'm tired! Been working a lot lately. Going in today. I sit behind a desk all day. Amazing how tired I am after a day of fingering my keyboard. Been really busy in the garden as well.
The good thing is, Monday is my Friday!!! Tuesday I'm off to Maui for 5 days! Yea me!
SH420

 

[Grandpapy]

Have fun!

 

[shrxhky420]

Have fun!
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Thanks brother, I will!

@Aeroknow , gonna go see Fortunate Youth and Slightly Stoopid when we're there.

SH420

 

[Aeroknow]

Thanks brother, I will!

@Aeroknow , gonna go see Fortunate Youth and Slightly Stoopid when we're there.

SH420

Hell yeah!

I’ve been to HI many times, mostlyon the BI for month long stays. I’ve never seen a full on band play there thoughI’d like to see these guys there SDIB/Pirates of Liloa.

I dunno if they’re even together anymore.

Have fun dude.

 

[curious2garden]

Damn, I'm tired! Been working a lot lately. Going in today. I sit behind a desk all day. Amazing how tired I am after a day of fingering my keyboard. Been really busy in the garden as well.
The good thing is, Monday is my Friday!!! Tuesday I'm off to Maui for 5 days! Yea me!
SH420

Nice! Enjoy. I was going to say don't do anything we wouldn't do but for this group of reprobates it's don't do anything we would do.

 

[cannabineer]

@Singlemalt

 

[Singlemalt]

LOL. pretty much

 

[curious2garden]

@Singlemalt