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Discussion in 'Toke N Talk' started by mr sunshine, May 16, 2016.

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    mr sunshine

    mr sunshine Well-Known Member

    I had this vision in my head, a place where anyone can say whatever they want. Fuck topics and staying on them.


    I'll get things kicking.


    I'm sitting on my toilet making a thread as I take a shit and rub my finger in between my head and my forskin and smelling it every once in awhile. It smells like a camp fire.



    Now you go.
     
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    tangerinegreen555

    tangerinegreen555 Well-Known Member

    I just can't beat that
     
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    StonedFarmer

    StonedFarmer Well-Known Member

    Unlike you, I just can't beat it to that
     
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    curious2garden

    curious2garden Well-Known Member

    I broke my right ischial tuberosity, literal dumb ass.
    [​IMG]
     
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    srh88

    srh88 Well-Known Member

    ive already beat off 4 times to it
     
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    StonedFarmer

    StonedFarmer Well-Known Member

    Can you show me how you did iy plz?

    I lrn best hands on
     
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    StonedFarmer

    StonedFarmer Well-Known Member

    Right handed are we?
     
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    curious2garden

    curious2garden Well-Known Member

    LOL actually right ass dominant
     
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    Singlemalt

    Singlemalt Well-Known Member

    Very evocative, unlimited potential. What kind of wood fire; hardwood or conifer? North west forest or Southern east?

    Edit: I'm getting a Walt Whitman feel vs say Stephen King
     
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    curious2garden

    curious2garden Well-Known Member

    [​IMG]
     
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    Singlemalt

    Singlemalt Well-Known Member

    Wish my dick smelled like napalm, would smell like victory
     
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    curious2garden

    curious2garden Well-Known Member

    How do you know your dick doesn't smell like Napalm?
     
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    mr sunshine

    mr sunshine Well-Known Member

    Somewhere in between peach tree wood that a cat with the runs shat on, and particle board. It's strong like curry but darker I know darker isn't a way to describe smell but .......
     
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    Grandpapy

    Grandpapy Well-Known Member

    Ouch! (had to look it up)
     
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    mr sunshine

    mr sunshine Well-Known Member

    My dick smells like a hangover.
     
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    Singlemalt

    Singlemalt Well-Known Member

    Cuz I'm just not smelling that good ol' victory
     
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    StonedFarmer

    StonedFarmer Well-Known Member

    I love how this conversation is going.

    Quick someone tell.me their nipple siE for optimum thread satisfaction.

    Im reallymjuat curious lol pun not intended
     
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    StonedFarmer

    StonedFarmer Well-Known Member

    I gotta stop drinking tho. Atleast for a moment it's time to puke ovet the balcony and aim for cars and racoons.

    Very good my dear self very good
     
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    tangerinegreen555

    tangerinegreen555 Well-Known Member

    You're on a world class professional roll up there, we're damn proud of ya!
     
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    StonedFarmer

    StonedFarmer Well-Known Member

    The racoons were a bit out of my projectile range.

    It was not even close tbh. But theae cars got wrecked in my vomit. Sadly it may happen again because I have 6 more o.e left.

    For sure pukiny and probably puking the whole way to school.

    But i will piat my progress for sure. Sometimes i recoverm never xohnt me kut i am on peds vro
     
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