Rand Paul enchants progressives in their own back yard!

Rob Roy

Well-Known Member
Dear Uncle Buck,

This is your Uterus talking to you. You own me, but you do not own the floor of Wendy's.
When you shat there, I felt ashamed because you were violating somebody's property in a shitty way.

Nobody has a right to use anothers property without their permission or prevent others from using their property in nonharming ways.
Sometimes when you put gerbils in me, it hurts, but I am afterall your uterus, so it's okay, because you are the owner.

Please do not put gerbils in other peoples stores or uteri if they don't want you to though, because nobody owns anothers store or uterus.

Even if other people that you revere as your leaders tell you its okay that some people can use force to make
you use your property in ways you'd prefer not, it's not okay. Even if gay black people in wheelchairs that were your best friend when you were a kid want
to use aggression against anothers property it's not okay.

Sincerely,

Uncle Bucks Uterus

P.S. - Please send more vagisil
 

TibetanBowl

Member
rand paul is just as nutty as his father. he may seem "electable", but so did romney and that loon rick perry. marco rubio seems more likely to win, but i doubt they'd want him as a candidate, but i'd pick him over rand any day.
 

greentrip

New Member
rand paul is just as nutty as his father. he may seem "electable", but so did romney and that loon rick perry. marco rubio seems more likely to win, but i doubt they'd want him as a candidate, but i'd pick him over rand any day.
Another progressive is running scared. Its what usually happens when
faced with a well spoken honest candidate. After the current regime
honesty just scares the hell out of them.

In other news Nate Silver/ 538 predict progs to lose senate
in a few months.
 

travisw

Well-Known Member
In other news Nate Silver/ 538 predict progs to lose senate
in a few months.
However, Silver says that it “wouldn’t take much” for the Democrats to recalibrate in the coming months and pull ahead.

http://time.com/34911/nate-silver-predicts-republicans-will-win-senate-in-midterms/
 

JohnnySocko

Active Member
they just might elect this fool just so we can smoke weed legally and in peace...if that means the end of the USA as we know it, so be it...we'll all be too high to care
 
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