Produce weed in 43 days

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NLXSK1

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Sick of being the beating post, came to help and nobody was smart enough to see that. How long, how old. Come on lets hear it.
Oh but you didnt really come to help, you came to get everyone to show up at the convention which you have invited everyone to at least 4 times in this thread.

You have promised alot of things (like you give away all your pot free), like you will give us the basics - but not everything (this is known as a teaser...) and then reneged on it because of our behavior... ROFLMAO!!!

You are rolling in the muck like a teenager and it really lessens your status as you continue to try to tell people how much experience you have and how cool you are and how many years you have been growing and oh look I got arrested..

Most of all I have to ask myself... Why are you still here?
 

JeffersonBud

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Bet not one has the guts to put up. Because you haven't done shit. Newbies watch and see, all hate and no contributions. All just full of plant food.
I have no problem sharing my grows.
This is the last crop I had before moving to my new location. I had a 7x4x6 foot room with two 600w hps and co2. My plant is a Blue Apollo from Joeys Weed and mom is from seed. I had my basement flood twice during this last crop over my rockwool slabs and still managed to get 2.75 pounds from my crop. My largest bud was 21 grams and overall, is pretty good considering its an indica that required only 850 ppm tops of nutrients at the peak of flowing.
Comparing one strains bud to another is comparing apples to oranges. You should know this. I am planning on switching to a larger sativa because I have more headroom and space. I have seen growers exceed what you have in your bowl. Pics of larger buds exist all over the net.
The buds drying on the screen were 1/4 of my yield. The pics of them on the plant were 51 days into flower. I let them go to 56.
This is not a pissing contest. I am a humble individual and you are clearly not.
 

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StaySmokin206

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Professor of pot, not english. A year, plus his three? Gee 4 years combined, another 39 guys. lets see it. Both should have asked questions to help instead of trashing. Activist, google me, the real deal my friend. Put my ass on the line. You would have copped a plea.
I tried to ask at first, saying I would be the first to believe you with a little reasoning. Instead you start blowing up at everybody. You really wanted to help? You should have used all that street cred of yours to move hempfest up a month and a half so i-1068 had half a chance of making the ballot. Or what? 43 years of growing doesn't impress them enough to move it for the professor?
 

NLXSK1

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She numbered them for you, try reading or do you just respond by instinct. You had a goldmine of info and you blew it. Real bright guys.
Numbering them is about as clear as it gets. You in charge here?
Damn, a WHOLE GOLDMINE?! *cries*...

Ok, time to drywall my bedroom... I am off...
 

fdd2blk

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She numbered them for you, try reading or do you just respond by instinct. You had a goldmine of info and you blew it. Real bright guys.
Numbering them is about as clear as it gets. You in charge here?
so you can't quote the post real quick? i honestly must have missed it. you seem to be more interested in being a DICK.
 

fdd2blk

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Those who were interested in the DVD, when it comes out I'm happy to work in your budget if you want it. Just be honest, I know most patient are on fixed income and I'm glad to work with you. Come see me at my spot, on facebook, or We'll make it work regardless.

Haters, let me see one of you match the buds in the bowl, FROM ANYWHERE, EVER.

please stop spamming our forum with your self promotional links. it's called "spamming' and we don't allow it. thank you. :)
 
so you can't quote the post real quick? i honestly must have missed it. you seem to be more interested in being a DICK.
You want me to take this BS and then go find it, perfect example. Have someone else do your work, should I start a crop for you too. Kindness gets kindness and this place is real short on that. Go read my original post and then see what happened. You started it not me. Truth hurts for those with short memories. Get up and do your own work.
 

StaySmokin206

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I have just never seen such an egotistical "Marijuana Activist" who gets so upset because some people on a forum doubt some of the things he is saying. You have knowledge im sure prof. but fdd along with MANY others on this site have knowledge and instead of trying to hold it over everyone's head they share it and don't act like assholes. Maybe ill see you at hempfest, give you a good ol' knock to the dome ;)
 

fdd2blk

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You want me to take this BS and then go find it, perfect example. Have someone else do your work, should I start a crop for you too. Kindness gets kindness and this place is real short on that. Go read my original post and then see what happened. You started it not me. Truth hurts for those with short memories. Get up and do your own work.
it's her account. it would be a lot easier for her to find it. thanks anyways. :sleep:
 

JeffersonBud

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please stop spamming our forum with your self promotional links. it's called "spamming' and we don't allow it. thank you. :)
Thank you!
This is the reason why I commented in the first place. It has nothing to do with experience or who you claim to be.
 

fdd2blk

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First, for those of you sad souls who think checking to see if this comes from the same URL is a worthy use of your time, I will save you the energy.

IT DOES, I AM THE PROFESSOR’S WIFE, AND NOW I AM PISSED.
No, we are not planning to escape with the millions of dollars we have already made from the poor, unsuspecting ROLL IT UP community.
In the spirit of liking a good debate, I have a few questions oh critics of ‘the professor’ First, is discrediting him so important that helping a patient somewhere would not be a better use of time? Just curious.

I wonder, what exactly FDD and his ‘friends’,( who could also all be him as he is a moderator), think we have gained financially that provokes such negativity and hatred. What qualifications do you have my friend? If you are a grower and not just a talker, do you sell your medicine, and if so…how dare you, everything should be done at your own expense.
I can assure those inquiring minds, that no, we are not filthy rich and bathing in tubs of our cash flow on our yacht from our earnings at ROLL IT UP.
1. What pre-requisite exactly, oh powerful blogging boss moderator, do you deem worthy of making a living in this field?

NONE. i have seen some AWESOME first grows.



2. What may I ask, exemplifies one from being labeled a crook? I mean, how dare someone have an idea and ….sell it. If what we were selling was all lies and schemes, wouldn’t you think we would be in hiding instead of having a public speaking engagement next week?

i never said anyone was a crook. as a moderator of this site it is my job to stop sales pitches and spamming. i never accused anyone of being crooked though.

3. Do you think because there has been stories in the press about Dana’s ACTUAL ACHIEVMENTS, he should be subject to open ridicule by egotistical, judgemental computer nerds, while always refraining from comment.

he has done nothing to refrain from commenting and his own comments are what is bringing on the negative responses. he does a pretty good job of insulting.

4. Do you think it fair to openly slander someone, based on no fact whatsoever, and not allow them the courtesy of defending themselves, because perhaps, it makes you look less intelligent?


i have allowed him to defend himself, fully. my intelligence is not a factor.



5. If FDD, let’s say you had done anything of note, and some jack ass had the audacity to attack your morality online, would you think it unfair to respond in your honor? Would you think it the right for some random person who knows nothing from a hole in the wall to cast dispursions, while standing behind bullet proof glass?

i get attacked daily. i try my best to take it with a grain of salt. it is the internet after all.


anything else? :cool:
 
"One of the worlds best" in anger after being slammed for no reason. For the english teacher, my twin and I were kidnapped at the age of 5, I was held for several years, my brother was killed. Never went to school but twice as smart as you. Lived a hard life and survived. Hard to listen to whiners put you down for no reason. BS for no reason, been at this all my life so yeah 40 plus years, sure am one of the best.
 

StaySmokin206

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anything else? :cool:
I think its funny that the prof. wife is calling everyone else egotistical nerds, while he himself has a bigger ego than anyone I have ever seen about growing pot. Remember, it is just weed, it ain't the hardest thing in the world. And yeah fdd gets attacked all the time, I mean, who doesn't hate a mod sometimes ;) hahah

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"One of the worlds best" in anger after being slammed for no reason. For the english teacher, my twin and I were kidnapped at the age of 5, I was held for several years, my brother was killed. Never went to school but twice as smart as you. Lived a hard life and survived. Hard to listen to whiners put you down for no reason. BS for no reason, been at this all my life so yeah 40 plus years, sure am one of the best.
You seem to think nobody in the world has been growing as long as you.. However I am sorry for what happened to you, thats horrible about your brother.
 

JeffersonBud

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Show me where I said I was the best. Another mistake on your part, can't even read what I've said. Show me where I said it. I'll match your three years and raise you forty. How old? 20 what?
"All done. Good job idiots for driving one of the worlds best growers away, I'm done."

anything else?

Everyone starts from nothing, have you forgot that? Claiming intelligence over the internet is not logical.
 

fdd2blk

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"One of the worlds best" in anger after being slammed for no reason. For the english teacher, my twin and I were kidnapped at the age of 5, I was held for several years, my brother was killed. Never went to school but twice as smart as you. Lived a hard life and survived. Hard to listen to whiners put you down for no reason. BS for no reason, been at this all my life so yeah 40 plus years, sure am one of the best.
it's amazing, after all your years of vast knowledge, you still don't understand why people are slamming you.

we can help you if you let us. it has NOTHING to do with growing so it's ok that you don't get it. we are here for you. just relax and let us in. :hug:
 

mydixiewrecked

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Sick of being the beating post, came to help and nobody was smart enough to see that. How long, how old. Come on lets hear it.
still waiting for some help, all I hear is a kid crying cause he isn't getting his way, start teaching and quit crying and we will pull up a chair, professor. you and your wife act like 10 year olds.
 

klmmicro

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[sarcasm] What a most informative thread! [/sarcasm] I have been growing for about a 3 decades, but that does not make me a master or anything. In fact, I just got into the whole indoor growing thing. It IS just a freakin' weed and getting a good grow is not that hard after a couple of learning attempts. The attitude seems to have simply closed everyone off from this "worlds best grower". Anyway, peace!
 
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How amazing that the many benefits of Medical
Marijuana are for the most part lost on those who
are not personally involved with this medicine.
Pharmaceutical companies have tried, and failed, to
produce the medical components of Cannabis into
synthetic forms.
Professor Marijuana finally shares with those of you
who are not familiar with this amazing medication
a story of the effects Cannabis has that are often
overlooked.
As much a story of Cannabis it is also a story about
Dana May also known as “Professor Marijuana.” The
Professor is widely known for the legal battle he fought
for all of us back in 2004. He was diagnosed with Reflex
Sympathetic Dystrophy (RSD), the most painful disease
known to the medical world in 1995 and his world was
completely and permanently changed forever.
As many of you are aware living with chronic pain is
no easy feat, it changes every aspect of your life, and
those around you too. The Professor had always been
a grower, 25 years when diagnosed, but was also the
VP of a large national corporation. In one day that all
changed, and the mental and emotional impact was
devastating. “I remember the day they came and took
my company vehicle” said the Professor; “it shook me
to my soul and the reality of my new life set in.”
Numerous surgeries (26 to date) chasing the “pain free
carrot” that Doctors dangled in front of the Professor
and countless medications had little effect and as 80%
of those inflicted with RSD do, he attempted suicide.
Fortunately for the world of Medical Marijuana he was
unsuccessful.
The Professor threw himself full force into his ongoing
study of Cannabis cultivation. ”It was my salvation,
not just growing, or the pain relief from its use, but by
helping countless others who suffered”.
Then as most of you know Professor
Marijuana was raided by the Aurora PD
and the DEA for growing Cannabis even
though he was a legal Patient. The Professor
felt he had a moral obligation to others on the
Registry, which counted in the low hundreds
back then; to fight for his constitutional right
to grow the medicine he felt had saved his life.
“I can’t tell you how many times I was told you
can’t beat charges against the DEA” he recalled, but
that’s exactly what he did, becoming the first person
in U.S. history to have marijuana growing equipment
returned by the Federal Government. His victory did
not come without a price however; the stress and
hardship ended a 25 year marriage and sent the
Professor from the comfort of an upper class life style
to poverty subsisting on a $1,200 a month disability
check.
Chronic pain was now joined by deep depression until
the magic of Medical Marijuana once again entered his
life. An acquaintance mentioned that she had heard
of a young lady who needed a Medical Marijuana
Caregiver due to a rare nerve disorder, RSD. “In 13
years I had never met a single person who shared my
disease” said Professor Marijuana.
This is where Jessica Rose Healzer, an actress and
professional dancer, enters the picture. She had
developed RSD in her foot and just like the Professor,
my career had instantly and tragically been stolen
from Jesse. People don’t understand it’s not just a
living that is taken but your dreams, and fantasies that
have been there your entire life.
Professor Marijuana knew exactly what Jesse must be
trying to cope with, and had no doubt that he could
help in more ways than just providing medicine. What
he didn’t know was that the medicine would heal them
both. As fate would have it the timing was critical
because Jesse had also been contemplating suicide.​
You​
Can’t​
Put That
in a Pill​
D​
ana K. May

PATIENT STORY​
www.Cannabi sHeal thNewsMagazine.com​
JUNE/JULY 2010 CHNM 33

PATIENT STORY​
After a few emails and phone calls they decided to
meet at a coffee shop that as it turned out changed
both their lives forever. “Love at first sight, you hear
about it but I never really believed in it,” Professor said
but that’s exactly what it was. “I remember riding my
Harley home thinking to myself I must be crazy.” Crazy
indeed, crazy in love.
Jesse had written on a small piece of paper shortly
after meeting the Professor “I need to heal him, to heal
myself.” Truer words have never been spoken and that
is exactly what happened. Two people in need of help
brought together by Medical Marijuana and a large
dose of love. “When one of us are down the other helps
pick them up” said Jesse.
It has been four years and Professor Marijuana and
Jesse now know as the “Clone Queen” has developed a
love affair unlike anything you have ever seen. People
can just see it on their faces when meeting them for
the first time. It hasn’t been easy; Jesse’s family with
the exception of her Father (who unfortunately was
taken from her last year at the young age of 51) has
disowned her for leaving her abusive spouse and
falling for a man 20 years her senior. Oh yeah, and a
POT GROWER.
Everyone thought the Professor was after a young
piece of eye candy, and the Clone Queen was after his
money (even though his ex already snatched that).
Nobody stopped to think it just might be LOVE. Now
with the support of each other the Professor has finally
gained the respect he has earned over forty years of
growing, and the Clone Queen is close behind known
as one of the premiere cloning teachers and suppliers.
The Professor tries to repay this amazing medicine
and the community surrounding it by serving as an
Expert Witness in Medical Marijuana and Marijuana
Cultivation always Pro-Bono. Just as his battle with the
DEA set a new precedent and inspired him to further
the cause so has his work for others. For example, the
recent precedent setting case in Boulder where the
complete vindication of the defendant helped inspire
the birth of the magazine
you’re now reading. Professor
Marijuana’s story becomes
the story of Jason Lauve’s
which may someday become
you story.​
Marijuana?​
Just for people
to get high?​
Please, YOU​
CAN’T PUT
THAT IN A PILL.​
Dana K May​
Professor Marijuana
 
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