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How often do you poop?

  • Once a day

    Votes: 24 24.7%

  • Twice daily

    Votes: 16 16.5%

  • Three times (I'm wierd)

    Votes: 13 13.4%

  • Diarrhea

    Votes: 5 5.2%

  • I mostly shit in the shower and then stomp it down the drain

    Votes: 34 35.1%

  • I never poop, ever

    Votes: 19 19.6%
  • Total voters
    97
Indacouch

Indacouch

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Sitting on the porcelain throne with a turtle head poking ......gotta go soon lots of paper work to do ....busy days being a Gardner ...after I shit il have to commute to my back yard image.jpgPoor me




K turtle escaped time to do paper work and the only flushing that makes sense but not before I look at it .....







Nevermind turtle ran down the hole before I could see it ....
 
Al Yamoni

Al Yamoni

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cannabineer said:
You either have an astonishing tolerance or you didn't heat the prep hot enough or long enough.
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In a mason jar on the stove in a pot with water at the bottom... Thermometer says I kept it at 220F for around 45 min... I added some lecithin at the beginning as well.
ETA: Or was it 120F ? I'm not sure but I was fucked up for sure. :weed:
 
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Nugachino

Nugachino

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I can't believe it. After all these years and all the shit they've been through. My asscheeks are still together.
 
Magic Mike

Magic Mike

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I dumped a pretty cool marbled one today . On one end it was dry and lumpy but then it graduated in the middle and went to a smeary toothpaste like texture that came to a curly point like a dairy freeze ice cream top on the other end.

It was cool because it had some interesting looking markings. It was marbled light brown and dark brown and it looked like dark chocolate and milk chocolate . I ate some dark chocolate yesterday and I could even detect the smell, it had a light chocolaty aroma.

I thought I was going to have to wipe a lot because of the smeary end but it wasn’t too bad.
 
BarnBuster

BarnBuster

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Magic Mike said:
I dumped a pretty cool marbled one today . On one end it was dry and lumpy but then it graduated in the middle and went to a smeary toothpaste like texture that came to a curly point like a dairy freeze ice cream top on the other end.

It was cool because it had some interesting looking markings. It was marbled light brown and dark brown and it looked like dark chocolate and milk chocolate . I ate some dark chocolate yesterday and I could even detect the smell, it had a light chocolaty aroma.

I thought I was going to have to wipe a lot because of the smeary end but it wasn’t too bad.
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dang, that was some "shit whisperer" stuff right there ;)
 
bu$hleaguer

bu$hleaguer

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Damn man I took three shitz yesterday and another good crunch just now. I love shitting, it's fucking awesome. Maybe that's why I love anal too. I don't know.
 
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