2 guys driving along a country road when they see a ramshackle, hand painted sign advertising an old (Native American) Indian with an amazing memory - can remember anything and everything. Curious, they drive down the dirt path and sure enough, there was a old, leathery-faced Indian sitting below a massive Oak tree.
They park up, walk over and ask, "Are you the Indian with the great memory?"
"Yes".
"Alright then, what did you have for breakfast on, um, say......12th of June 1937?".
Without hesitation and in his flat, halting tone, Indian replies, "Eggs".
The two men have a good laugh thinking sure, anyone can just say eggs, doesn't prove a thing. They drop $5.00 donation into the Indian's hat anyway, and carry on their journey.
15 years on, same 2 guys are driving along the same country lane and see the same sign. Amazed, thinking the old fella would of bought the farm by now, they wheel down the path and sure enough, there's the same old boy, sitting below the massive Oak tree.
Both guys get out, walk over and as they approach, one raises his palm in the traditional Indian greeting manner saying, "How".
The old Indian looks up and says, "Scrambled".