Pix That Make You LOL-Warning-SNWS
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Winter Woman
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shark jumps surfer
[video=youtube;jd-lDF5_4C0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jd-lDF5_4C0[/video]
[video=youtube;jd-lDF5_4C0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jd-lDF5_4C0[/video]
Winter Woman
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40 years of marriage..
A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding
anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said,
'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to
each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'
The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my
darling husband
The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen
Mary II appeared in her hands.
The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but
an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but
my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish
So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...the husband became 92
years old.
The moral of this story:
Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember (fairies are female.....)
A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding
anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said,
'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to
each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'
The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my
darling husband
The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen
Mary II appeared in her hands.
The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but
an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but
my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish
So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...the husband became 92
years old.
The moral of this story:
Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember (fairies are female.....)
Winter Woman
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Yuck. I wouldn't swallow that.
Winter Woman
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Wouldn't know I haven't ever watched her. 
Had to edit this to be true and funny
Dirty Harry
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Watch her a few times, if you can, and give a woman's opinion on her.Wouldn't know I haven't ever watched her.
To most men, she in intolerable...and I am keeping it clean.
Medical Grade
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[video=youtube;jWPY7b35vF4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWPY7b35vF4[/video] nancy grace gets owned by her crew.
Slojo69
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Neither is anything you've posted in the last 500 pages .... OH SNAP!
420greendream
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hahahahaha, im so stoned
RetiredToker76
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Dirty Harry
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Come on you all. If you have issues to complain about make a new thread. The title of Buzz Kill would fit it nicely.
Winter Woman
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Doctor Dave had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn't. The guilt was overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said:
'Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to have sex with one of his patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go Dave.'
But invariably another voice in his Head would bring him back to reality whispering:
Dave........ ......... ..........
Dave........ ......
YOU'RE A VETERINARIAN, YOU SICK BASTARD !!
'Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to have sex with one of his patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go Dave.'
But invariably another voice in his Head would bring him back to reality whispering:
Dave........ ......... ..........
Dave........ ......
YOU'RE A VETERINARIAN, YOU SICK BASTARD !!
Winter Woman
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The ultimate politically-correct joke..
Apparently it's no longer politically-correct to direct a joke at any
racial or ethnic minority, so try this one:
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Ghurkha, a
Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a German, a Yank, an Egyptian, a Japanese,
a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn,
an Israeli, a DANE, and a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss,
a Greek, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian, a Libyan, a Muslim,
a Hindu, a Buddhist and an Ethiopian went to a night club.
The bouncer said, "Sorry, I cant let you in without a Thai. "
Apparently it's no longer politically-correct to direct a joke at any
racial or ethnic minority, so try this one:
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Ghurkha, a
Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a German, a Yank, an Egyptian, a Japanese,
a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn,
an Israeli, a DANE, and a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss,
a Greek, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian, a Libyan, a Muslim,
a Hindu, a Buddhist and an Ethiopian went to a night club.
The bouncer said, "Sorry, I cant let you in without a Thai. "
Dirty Harry
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Lets see if animated gif will upload and still be animated...
Yes it does if you click on it!
Yes it does if you click on it!
patlpp
New Member
If there is a line, I think you just crossed it LOL
what a small penis.......