Pee test today! any advice?
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all my buddies are heavy schmokers too. sux, i know even my ex-girlfriend now schmokes(due to me, I started her down that green road and she's 55!), ah well, gotta do it anyways, I flunked 5 tests out of 7 in the last six months (lol) so I thought I'd try this surjel method. tried everything else (short of quitting) too late to quit now. I've flunked the best, from a spit test, to a hair follicle test 2 blood tests and a few piss tests due to different agents not working as they advertised 'quickflush' being the worst. these drinks suck! they taste worse than sucking down surejel w/ gatorade (not bad really kind of like a jolly rancher) and then they don't even work!
well wish me luck, I won't know the results till Monday, so I'll post then with my results and if it works then we have a new way to combat Big Brother! Now I imbibed last night and here it is 14 hours later. in 2 hrs. I'm going for my pee test (fingers crossed) doubt it really but, hey ya' never know...
well wish me luck, I won't know the results till Monday, so I'll post then with my results and if it works then we have a new way to combat Big Brother! Now I imbibed last night and here it is 14 hours later. in 2 hrs. I'm going for my pee test (fingers crossed) doubt it really but, hey ya' never know...
ladodgers42012
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i had to take a test for home depot last week and i bought some nasty ass drink. i pounded it and was way to full with all the water i drank prior, so i threw it up. thats sucked. i had to then go buy another one.i drank that and followed the instruction it even came with some big ol vitamins. still failed. that shit sucks.
arwe you certain they put it into your medical file? i've flunked quite a few recently? will they all show up for each test I go to? they were at all different agencies. From 'quest diagnostics' clinics to staffing agency offices, i've flunked 'em all. But I didn't know it goes into your permanent file. That sux. Last year I flunked on at a national drivers school for a cdl class "a" license. I know I am registered with the 'National Drivers Records Division as having flunked with them (they sent me papers for a substance abuse clinic) but I didn;'t know it was on all my med records. that is a bad thing a very bad thing! oh well, too late to worry now...
christos732
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jesus dude, are you in the astronaut program at nasa, why are you taking so many tests...
I don't think they go that extensive. this is not a medical warehouse or anything like that. btw what exactly is a gas test? I'm hoping it's in-house y'know the litmus paper test. I had one like that in the past, if you failed there with that, THEN they would send your pee out for more testing. but if you passed that was it.
i am currently unemployed so for each job I go to, I must take yet another test. i am hooked up with 6 staffing agencies. each one demanded a test! it sux to be a heavy schmoker and be subjected to all these tests! what's a toker to do? lol quitting is NOT an option. I've been schmoking for 35 yrs. i'm not about to stop now! before 9/11 these tests didn't exist tests were I'm from, but now, the gov. needs to know what I did over the weekend in the privacy of my own home. I hate NHS they started this (national Homeland Security for those not in the know) to me it stands for 'New Hitler Society' these people (and I usethat term real loosely) think they can control america thru its DARE program and their drug tests HAH i'll continue to stumble my way thru any and all drug testsat my own leisure, now where did I put my bong?
mastakoosh
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sure-jell works with plain water. my wife has passed 8 piss tests using it.
Ive been smoking since 15 im now 17 and got my first job it was easy to pass a test. Get any small medicine bottle clean it good. Tell your cousin to pee in it for you then close it real good dont want to drip use tape. Put the bottle in you pocket or if ur the paranoide type wear tight whities and stick the bottle there and when they send u to pee pull the bottle out fill it up put the bottle back in your tight whities and ur good to go. Thats how I now Have a job =)i am currently unemployed so for each job I go to, I must take yet another test. i am hooked up with 6 staffing agencies. each one demanded a test! it sux to be a heavy schmoker and be subjected to all these tests! what's a toker to do? lol quitting is NOT an option. I've been schmoking for 35 yrs. i'm not about to stop now! before 9/11 these tests didn't exist tests were I'm from, but now, the gov. needs to know what I did over the weekend in the privacy of my own home. I hate NHS they started this (national Homeland Security for those not in the know) to me it stands for 'New Hitler Society' these people (and I usethat term real loosely) think they can control america thru its DARE program and their drug tests HAH i'll continue to stumble my way thru any and all drug testsat my own leisure, now where did I put my bong?
unfortunately, I'm out of my fake pee. and I don't know anyone who would like to piss into a cup for me in the next hour! I habve no prob. faking them, I'd done it many times, just at a loss right now for any fake stuff so must do the surejel thing, how much does your wife smike? is she a pothead or a light user? I am a head, just smoked as late as last night (forgot about piss test today) am drowning swelf in water right now, finished surejel crap 1/2 hr ago. just now starting to flush it out (peeing ALOT)
mastakoosh
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she smokes all day everyday.
i think the sure jell traps impurities in your kidneys because it is for gelatin molds. so i believe you down it quickly and it gels up in your body for a while. she gets 1 big gulp cup, mixes water quickly into it. she downs that cup of water and sure jell as quickly as possible. then 2 more cups as fast as you can then piss 2 times before test. hold 3rd piss for test and you should piss clear, and you can take vitamin b for more yellow color in your piss so it doesnt look so clear. and she has passed every piss test on this for a couple of dollars. she did fail one where she threw up the sure jell after drinkin it.
DunLarkin
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https://www.rollitup.org/newbie-central/50055-how-pass-pee-drug-test.html
All the advice you will ever need
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yeah, that's why I use gatorade 'frost'. It kills the taste and the gag reflex from drinking what feels like slime mixed with gatorade. I've done it before it just tastes like crap.
you drink it with as much water as possible start on water the prior nite for good measure, piss as many times as you can, then go and take piss test. you only have about 2 hrs. after taking it. 'cause it starts to break down in your system. After 2 hrs. you are back to square one.
What irt does is it actually binds with your pee, essentially coating each pee molecule with surejel thereby masking the weed in your system. It soes not get rid of it, just hides it. for a short while
it just plays hell with my digestive system for the next few days.
you drink it with as much water as possible start on water the prior nite for good measure, piss as many times as you can, then go and take piss test. you only have about 2 hrs. after taking it. 'cause it starts to break down in your system. After 2 hrs. you are back to square one.
What irt does is it actually binds with your pee, essentially coating each pee molecule with surejel thereby masking the weed in your system. It soes not get rid of it, just hides it. for a short while
it just plays hell with my digestive system for the next few days.