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Passing a drug test at Walmart

Discussion in 'Toke N Talk' started by blowinblunts, Mar 20, 2012.

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    blowinblunts

    blowinblunts New Member

    Went in for my interview today, got interviewed by two people, and at the end of he thing they told me the are going to hire me, however i must show up at the clinic and take a drug test within 24 hours. i got about 20 hours left, and have been slaming as much water as i can, i usually smoke 2-3 grams a day, any other tips on ho i might be able to slide by and pass this shit?
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    bigslama912

    bigslama912 Active Member

    synthetic piss or your fucked.

    Good Luck


    I guess it would also be worth stopping by your local headshop and pick up some detoxes.... however in my past experience they are not worth a penny
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    dank smoker420

    dank smoker420 Well-Known Member

    go to a headshop and get a detox drink or pills or fake piss. depening on how good the clinic is they might know it if diluted. you would have to make up a good excuse if it is or they will make you take another one
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    ClaytonBigsby

    ClaytonBigsby Well-Known Member

    This works like a champ. Drink a large jar of pickle juice about 16 hours before you go in to pee. At 12 hours before, you drink a small jar of jalepeno juice (think 12 oz). At 10 hours before you HAVE to eat an 8 ounce container of some type of wasabi mustard. At 6 hours before, you drink two shots of balsamic vinegar. An hour before you go in, you rub one out, then drink a gallon of milk. Then, sneak in someone else's urine that you know is clean. Works EVERY time!
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    SocataSmoker

    SocataSmoker Well-Known Member

    Fuck that shit above...


    Your best option is synthetic piss, as they won't be watching you for that sort of job.
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    missnu

    missnu Well-Known Member

    Well walmart does actual lab testing so there is a good chance that unless you fake it with real clean pee from someone else it won't work...fake pee is out...so you need actual fresh urine from someone else...or just drink an ass ton of water leading up to the appointment and hope for the best...
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    doctorD

    doctorD Well-Known Member

    I had a great job offer but had to take a test. I got the fake piss but didnt know if it would work and didnt want to risk not getting the job. My solution was to apply at wal-mart and take the test they send me too. If I pass then great im good if I fail I would do something like get a doner with some clean piss
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    The Cryptkeeper

    The Cryptkeeper Well-Known Member

    Drink two liters of water a supplement. :p
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    patlpp

    patlpp New Member

    So much for Walmart, maybe you could get a job as a schoolbus driver?
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    JohnnyGreenfingers

    JohnnyGreenfingers Well-Known Member

    This needs more love.

    <3
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    ClaytonBigsby

    ClaytonBigsby Well-Known Member

    Really?

    I was thinking.... smokes 2-3 grams a day, drug test in 20 hours..... not much hope really (except to use someone else's [which I did recommend]).

    Then I looked at the post count,...... and thought the post appropriate. I have been away and a little out of touch, so if it IS me, sorry OP, and good luck.
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    Sunbiz1

    Sunbiz1 Well-Known Member

    Oh boy, let's slam water for a career at Wal-Mart.

    Here's a tip, educate yourself for a career that actually will earn you a decent wage.
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    JohnnyGreenfingers

    JohnnyGreenfingers Well-Known Member

    I don't care if you were thinking "I hope this bastard dies of internal grease fire". I thought it was pretty funny, regardless. ;)

    EDIT: cockblocked!
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    golddog

    golddog Well-Known Member

    Eat a lot of asparagus the night before, and more in the morning.

    Then drink plenty of water. You should be diluted enough to pass the test.

    The asparagus adds a lot of color and really smells BAD!

    You might pass, but watch their faces when they have to deal with it.

    I did it a few years ago, and I passed. :joint::peace:
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    Sunbiz1

    Sunbiz1 Well-Known Member

    Ah, so you're the OP...thanks for sharing. You know, with all these new accounts one can't tell anything...lol.
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    JohnnyGreenfingers

    JohnnyGreenfingers Well-Known Member

    Lol. No. What I meant by cockblocked was your post came in between mine and Claytons on the one time I didn't quote who I was responding to.
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    bowlfullofbliss

    bowlfullofbliss Well-Known Member

    Ouch Sunbiz.......this is a really tough economy.....jobs, even sucky ones are hard to get, really hard in my State. At least he's looking and trying. I know a lot of people that are doing things they never would to keep life going.....just sayin'.
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    Sunbiz1

    Sunbiz1 Well-Known Member

    When you do something to "keep life going", Wal-Mart and other menial jobs should be a last resort.
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    bowlfullofbliss

    bowlfullofbliss Well-Known Member

    Without any intent to argue at all.......I'm interested in what a menial job is, and what should one consider the point of last resort.
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    ClaytonBigsby

    ClaytonBigsby Well-Known Member

    2-3 grams a day, man,......2-3 grams...

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