Out left the alt-left

Justin-case

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All ideas are welcome, post them here.

My first proposal is government issued single ply toilet papers. Right now we have a system where the top one percent of wipers are using ninty nine percent of the rolls. Its not fair. The amount of ply's one uses should be based on the size of the asshole, not the size of the asshole's pocket book.
 

st0wandgrow

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All ideas are welcome, post them here.

My first proposal is government issued single ply toilet papers. Right now we have a system where the top one percent of wipers are using ninty nine percent of the rolls. Its not fair. The amount of ply's one uses should be based on the size of the asshole, not the size of the asshole's pocket book.
Good thread Justin!

How about the PC Police? Or the racism police? Buck could be PC police chief, and you could be one of his trusted deputies, and you guys could go around looking for any sign of racism, and arrest people for even thinking racist thoughts!
 

st0wandgrow

Well-Known Member
All ideas are welcome, post them here.

My first proposal is government issued single ply toilet papers. Right now we have a system where the top one percent of wipers are using ninty nine percent of the rolls. Its not fair. The amount of ply's one uses should be based on the size of the asshole, not the size of the asshole's pocket book.
Women, African Americans, and Latinos immediately get a raise to $100 an hour.
 

st0wandgrow

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We need more vegetables. In other countries people eat lots of vegetables. Every one should grow more vegetables and eat more vegetables. They're very healthy and they'll make people happier. Republicans hate them. I propose more and more vegetables.
Change the national anthem to Beyonces Independent Women and allow women to go to topless in public
 
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