Not my own son

My youngest (22?) has to pass a mouth swab and mentioned the hydrogen peroxide method.

I don't know exactly how to explain that Im gonna have to poop in his mouth.

Being a parent is not for the faint of heart.

I hear @ClaytonBigsby has a pretty good detox regimen for drug tests.

neosapien said:

I hear @ClaytonBigsby has a pretty good detox regimen for drug tests.

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It stings down there already

charface said:

My youngest (22?) has to pass a mouth swab and mentioned the hydrogen peroxide method.

I don't know exactly how to explain that Im gonna have to poop in his mouth.

Being a parent is not for the faint of heart.

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You are obviously Parent of the Year! I bow.....

I have no idea what you're talking about

charface said:

My youngest (22?) has to pass a mouth swab and mentioned the hydrogen peroxide method.

I don't know exactly how to explain that Im gonna have to poop in his mouth.

Being a parent is not for the faint of heart.

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Seriously though, I passed a swab test, only had enough time to stop for 1day, took a bottle with me and swished around a few times before I went in. Got the job.. I hear those tests are the least effective.

its called "Pulling". Stop using, use sesame oil, swish in mouth and around gums spit rinse. Brush teeth and gums and cheeks and tongue to pass the silly tests.
I'd be worried about false positives for the drugs on the test after doing this^

I guess there isn't enough time for him to go clean? Takes what? Thirty days? Won't he do it? Shame. It'd do him good to go after something he wanted, get it and be proud of himself for doing it.

It only takes like 2 days to pass a mouth swab.

Gorillaglue4u said:

It only takes like 2 days to pass a mouth swab.

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How many mouth swabs can you fit in your mouth at once, sock puppet?

cannabineer said:

How many mouth swabs can you fit in your mouth at once, sock puppet?

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Not as many as your wife bitch boy

Gorillaglue4u said:

Not as many as your wife bitch boy

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My wife? (rolling on floor which is all the cleaning it's gonna get)

dannyboy602 said:

I guess there isn't enough time for him to go clean? Takes what? Thirty days? Won't he do it? Shame. It'd do him good to go after something he wanted, get it and be proud of himself for doing it.

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I agree, he is just starting to get motivated so Im hoping he can lay off long enough to get the job he wants.

I frequently stop smoking for a couple weeks. For me it helps to stop the vivid dreams. Once a month I wake up pissed at the wife for something she didn't actually do. Makes for confusing angry make up sex for her I imagine.

He passed, used some head shop mouthwash.

charface said:

He passed, used some head shop mouthwash.

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Is that anything like a penis shop? Mouthwash, huh? I guess that's one way to put it...
SH420

shrxhky420 said:

Is that anything like a penis shop? Mouthwash, huh? I guess that's one way to put it...
SH420

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I believe the penis shop is usually inside the head shop. Well it goes in and out I guess. And ultimately all over the store front.