new job, must pass drug test :/

So I got accepted at SafeBoats here in Washington. but there screen for drugs. I dont what test im going to take, either hair or urine.
but none the less got clean up cause i start the 30th!!! Ive smoked heavily for years now... what are some 'cleansers' that work!?

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^ that was great. made me laugh

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That's gotta be the funniest thing I've ever seen hahahahaha.

Dang, sad life .

As for op, I passed a drug test the other day and only stopped smoking for a couple of days. I used a drink called protox.


I paid $50 for it. I was probably ripped off by my local headshop, but I was in a rush and the chick working there said it worked for her.

How much do you smoke?

this isnt what you are looking for.
But ive heard of several that pass with flying colors using synthetic urine.

which is what i would do if i was you, because wether or not you get clean, with a hair test your still fucked, arn't you?

call up anonymously and ask which test it will be.

I've done this in the past and they told me. I didn't call but had a friend in case they'd recognize the voice.

I know that may sound like a dumb idea, but it could work. It did for me and I was lucky cause I was gonna assume it was a piss test and it was a hair test. They sell shampoos that worked well for me (was a pain in the ass to use though).

EDIT: btw don't make it out like your some nervous pothead who they just hired, just be like "i was thinking of coming down and filling out an application but i am curious what kind of drug test you give your employees". I bet money they tell you.

hey useful answers i was looking for! thanks.

yea i was curious as to how i could figure out what kind of test without raising flags. great idea billybob.

and i smoke quite a lot. at least a couple bowls a day, i was gonna try a cleanse thing but i think synthetic is gonna be the way to go.
whats the best kit out there that doesnt set off flags? i hear quick fix does this.. which ive used in the past with success but dont wanna try again from the rumors of it setting off the tests.

I have some friends that have passed multiple drug tests with "quick fix"
Its the way to go.

unless you got a really good friend to pee for you.