Mormons....the religious punchline of faiths.

this threads about laughing and ridiculing the Mormon faith, not debate possible truths behind it or try and palm off Scientology as being wackier.

Do we have any black people here? If so how does it feel to be cursed?:bigjoint:
 
I've had a pet snake and it never talked to me :(.

But it's ok since I just wrote on paper that snakes don't talk.. So now I have proof that my snake didn't talk to me because snakes can't talk and not because he didn't like me.
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The mormons don't seem interested in me and I don't understand why, it makes me kind of sad. They will walk right by and not even try mormoning on me even when I wave or say hi or just hang out looking desperate.
 
The mormons don't seem interested in me and I don't understand why, it makes me kind of sad. They will walk right by and not even try mormoning on me even when I wave or say hi or just hang out looking desperate.

Try green jello. We can't resist it.
 
Try green jello. We can't resist it.

genuinely lol
Herb Caen, back when he was the premier columnist for the San Fran Chronicle, reproduced a recipe from The Deseret Times (?) for Green Jell-O Surprise. It contained marshmallows (acceptable) and chunks of ham, i think (less acceptable). His tagline stays with me to this day a quarter-century later:
" ... Serves 6 to 8" and serves'em right."
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true that, i've never met someone who belonged to the lds that was a complete asshole.

all the ones i know are actually some of the nicest people i know.

The majority of Mormons that i know tend to be self-righteous and hypocritical. Not unlike the self-professed "Christians" i know.
 
Saw this the other night and laughed my ass off.
[video=youtube;1D1273b99Ow]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1D1273b99Ow[/video]
 
eh i dont like mormonism as a religion, but id say about 75% of them are really nice people. They are pretty forceful in their religion though, and the whole joseph smith thing is a crock of shit, but hey, let them do what makes them happy as long as im not forced to follow them
 
Personally I think all this religion thing ain't for me,but to all you believers of what ever faith it is,does your faith allow you to smoke weed or do you do it on sly?
 
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