Money Laundering: How to?

Here's an idea...

Rent a laundromat, self service only. Grow upstairs.
cash business, loads of electricity use, generates loadsa heat, people constantly in and out with big bags stuffed with shit.

laundering your money in the most literal way.

I don't know but I've been doing this a long time.. i only average about 35k a year legally. I never have any problems.. but then again i live a extravagant. Growing pays my bar tabs.. and all the stupid Shit i own. I don't pay rent in any of my houses. Someone else does. Im still broke as fuck and I'm burning 8k of lights all of the time..

Popcorn900 said:

Do I really need to answer that? GROW FOR PROFIT is what causes us medicinal growers a lot of grief. I would love to see all you GFP peeps sitting in jail were you belong. My guess he doesn't even smoke weed either just straight for profit.

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Fuck medical growers them fools are doing it for money just look at the sativa's they grow in Calli not very sativa why? cause they lose money with a 12-16+ week plants but the hybrids like green crack and blue dream are done in what 9 weeks. But not all of us are blessed with a medical state so what our medical patients should move? Go fuck yourself with your high and mighty bullshit.

Well reading about the gold gave me a brilliant Idea, lets say you need 20k for a down payment bring 25k to Alaska find the dudes sluicing for gold tell them you will give them a little extra tax free cash for their gold then bring the gold to the man they bring it to and get cut out a check and pay your taxes.

Popcorn900 said:

Do I really need to answer that? GROW FOR PROFIT is what causes us medicinal growers a lot of grief. I would love to see all you GFP peeps sitting in jail were you belong. My guess he doesn't even smoke weed either just straight for profit.

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So what? You work for a living? Is that immoral? Fuck you and your holier-than-you attitude.

cricket101 said:

Doer, where can a common citizen like me buy gold? And how do they sell it? Like are there different sizes and amounts, or is it sold in giant gold bars like in a movie lol

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I hear a lot of commercials on the radio from gold brokers. Some pawn shops sell gold, too.

Popcorn900 said:

Gain some rep before you flame. Selling a gram or two is fine between friends but selling pounds for straight profit...........whatever I'm done with this thread.

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So your standard is: As long as you don't sell more than me, it's OK. ..What a fucking hypocrite.

PetFlora said:

I think/wonder whether buying a seat on the board of a 501C 3 non-profit would be a good idea

I am COO of a fledgling non-profit go to www.jamesyoungsite.com If interested we can talk further by PM

Doer's right, laundry-mats

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Coin operated vending machines, car washes, etc. An organized crime family I am familiar with has ............. services all over the country to launder money. They gave me cash to charge ................. rentals on my credit card. They need a minimum percentage of credit card sales to avoid scrutiny by the IRS. I was getting double the amount I charged on my credit card. They have hundreds of people doing that.

Jack Harer said:

Start a business, one that is predominantly a cash oriented one, and keep accurate records of your "sales" and deposits. Pay taxes on it. That is a WAY oversiplification, but it's how I handle things. You don't have to name your customers anything other than "cash sale" in your records (unless you have warranty records to keep).

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Well, the records won't be "accurate", just as long as they look right.

Growan said:

Here's an idea...

Rent a laundromat, self service only. Grow upstairs.
cash business, loads of electricity use, generates loadsa heat, people constantly in and out with big bags stuffed with shit.

laundering your money in the most literal way.

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Now that's a good idea

Red1966 said:

Now that's a good idea

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Thanks! Maybe I'll try it out to see if it actually works, then sell franchises....

Suds 'n' Buds?