Mobile Phone Contacts

Fake Plastic Trees

Fake Plastic Trees

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Not particularly funny but this could let you know what type of guy I am and my friends are. I was glancing at my mobile phone contacts today and giggled when I started to look at my close friends names, I thought I'd share.

Wobbly Bob
Ketamin Ken
Naughty Kev
Unruly Julie
Mad Matt II
Beatnik Becky
Talky Tony
Potty Pam
 
Fake Plastic Trees

Fake Plastic Trees

New Member
Teehee my girlfreind is called Beautiful ****** (Random Name Here). Potty Pam is Potty and has huge tits (hmmm should I be talking about my friends like this). Unruly Julie is fookin awesome smoke with her and you'll be laughing your tits off for 5 hours.

In short good choices both.
 
Fake Plastic Trees

Fake Plastic Trees

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dankie said:
Tell Ketamin Ken I'll trade some of mine for some of his!;)
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Muahahahaaaaaa Ken is an awesome dewd, likes coke and ketamin and pills and is way too much in control of himself. I once saw him at the end of a clubbin night where he didn't dance just sat and chilled. His top lip was shaking I said you ok? He just replied I'm fucked, then passed out :) Worst I ever saw him.
 
Kant

Kant

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Fake Plastic Trees said:
Teehee my girlfreind is called Beautiful ****** (Random Name Here). Potty Pam is Potty and has huge tits (hmmm should I be talking about my friends like this). Unruly Julie is fookin awesome smoke with her and you'll be laughing your tits off for 5 hours.

In short good choices both.
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sw33t. tell unruly julie that i've claimed property rights to her.:mrgreen: haha
 
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