Me and You, Let's Go

Beansly

Beansly

RIU Bulldog
Who in here enjoys a good fight?
I noticed a lot of pacifists around here, and that's cool or whatever, sometimes.
But who likes to get in a good fist fight every now and then? I know I do.
The only way to solve a problem sometimes is to fight. Me and one of my friends for instance. I slept with his girlfriend in high school but before tht were like best friends. We ended up falling out for a few years. Our friends would try and mediate a truce, but we were never happy. Finally I challenge him to a fight, and after kicking the shit out of each other, were best friends again. :mrgreen:
 
Beansly

Beansly

RIU Bulldog
420God said:
I can easily hold my own but I never go out of my way looking for trouble.
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No no, I didn't mean it that way, and I'm not trying to start a "my dick is bigger than yours" contest. I'm not a bad ass by far. At heart, I'm ridiculous, not hard lol.
I'm just saying, when it's happening, it's so intense and crazy. It's just wild, unless you get your ass kicked of course then not so fun.
 
420God

420God

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Well in that case, I have put a few people in their place at bars when they've stepped out of line.

And damn did it feel good.
 
Jakabok Botch

Jakabok Botch

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never been in one...i always hung out with the guys u wouldnt "fuck with"...so even if u get through me its not the end

but im not one to start shit either....ill poke fun but im good at stayin behind the line
 
Beansly

Beansly

RIU Bulldog
I'm one of those lucky people.

I'm the guy with the personality that just says please kick my ass (to alpha males, jocks, military guys, those types). I'm 6'2 270pds. A big dude, but I carry it well so I really look like 240-250. So as soon as step into a bar/party, people just want to kick my ass! I don't fucking understand it.

I've been in so many inexplicable fights...
Fuckin, just minding my own business and then someone looks at me and sees weakness; probably because I'm fat, and they start fucking with me. We'll I can dish it with the best of them, so eventually they get really pissed....BAM *fists swinging.
Lol, seriously, I can't explain it! I just know that I was picked on a lot growing up and one day I was like "fuck that." And since then I don't let anyone mess with me.
I may have let the pendulum swing way too far tho.

One time I was at a party minding my own business, chillin in the kitchen, as close to the alcohol as possible. This chick walks in. Bleach blond, tall, big fake tits, belly button ring, tramp stamp, black finger nails, sideways Tapout hat...she was a stereotypical mess. And for some reason she got me to shadow box her. All of a sudden, shes hitting me with close fists. I block most of them, but I'm gettin mad...but I still don't want to hit her lol
So just give the old faint to the stomach and hook to the head. It's equal waving hello with your right hand and then hitting with your left, like the old ali move but different lol. she was god damn drunk, she basically put both her hands down to protect her stomach and stuck her straight out, like derrrrrr
And I SLAPPED the shit out of her lmfao.
To me it was fucking hilarious but for some reason she wasn't laughing. She just started screaming like 'OH MY GOD OH MY GO!!' and here comes her boyfriend and hes coming around the corner, winding up a shot.
BOOOOOOM!!
I go flying into the sink and my nose starts running like a faucet. There's blood all over the bar and in people's left-over beers. The room smells like cigarettes, booze and pennies.
I put my hand on a bottle in the sink but before I could turn around the crowd was on us. He's lawing like a mad man trying to get at me. He's blinded by rage. I guess I was so drunk that no one thought I stood a chance and fortunately, they put me behind the wheel of a car.
So I drove the the Chevron and puked in the desert parking lot.
Good times.
 
SocataSmoker

SocataSmoker

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I've been boxing for 12 years... but as for random fighting, nah.

I love my fellow humans and would always choose to diffuse verbally than physically...
 
IregAt420

IregAt420

Active Member
Been in a few...

Once playing backyard tackle football. I made an interception and there was plenty of shit talk going on anyways. So I get tackled, and another guy runs over and literally stands on the back of my head and jumps up and down. I counted 3 times. I stand up, and as hes walking backwards I throw a fist and its a one hitter quitter. I was sooo pissed. He was out for 5 mins. He woke up with a goose egg on his left temple.

Another, I was actually breaking up a fight. The kid I was trying to help(who was semi-retarded) jacked me good. I blacked out and went all rage on him. I regret it now...but at the time i had just got hit and I flipped. I had to of hit him at least 5 times in the mouth. But he definitely got the best of me, cracked my tooth.

And Pad, Im pretty sure thats why he put quotations around won...he didnt mean you actually win something....
 
MrStickyScissors

MrStickyScissors

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Beansly said:
I'm one of those lucky people.

I'm the guy with the personality that just says please kick my ass (to alpha males, jocks, military guys, those types). I'm 6'2 270pds. A big dude, but I carry it well so I really look like 240-250. So as soon as step into a bar/party, people just want to kick my ass! I don't fucking understand it.

I've been in so many inexplicable fights...
Fuckin, just minding my own business and then someone looks at me and sees weakness; probably because I'm fat, and they start fucking with me. We'll I can dish it with the best of them, so eventually they get really pissed....BAM *fists swinging.
Lol, seriously, I can't explain it! I just know that I was picked on a lot growing up and one day I was like "fuck that." And since then I don't let anyone mess with me.
I may have let the pendulum swing way too far tho.

One time I was at a party minding my own business, chillin in the kitchen, as close to the alcohol as possible. This chick walks in. Bleach blond, tall, big fake tits, belly button ring, tramp stamp, black finger nails, sideways Tapout hat...she was a stereotypical mess. And for some reason she got me to shadow box her. All of a sudden, shes hitting me with close fists. I block most of them, but I'm gettin mad...but I still don't want to hit her lol
So just give the old faint to the stomach and hook to the head. It's equal waving hello with your right hand and then hitting with your left, like the old ali move but different lol. she was god damn drunk, she basically put both her hands down to protect her stomach and stuck her straight out, like derrrrrr
And I SLAPPED the shit out of her lmfao.
To me it was fucking hilarious but for some reason she wasn't laughing. She just started screaming like 'OH MY GOD OH MY GO!!' and here comes her boyfriend and hes coming around the corner, winding up a shot.
BOOOOOOM!!
I go flying into the sink and my nose starts running like a faucet. There's blood all over the bar and in people's left-over beers. The room smells like cigarettes, booze and pennies.
I put my hand on a bottle in the sink but before I could turn around the crowd was on us. He's lawing like a mad man trying to get at me. He's blinded by rage. I guess I was so drunk that no one thought I stood a chance and fortunately, they put me behind the wheel of a car.
So I drove the the Chevron and puked in the desert parking lot.
Good times.
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fucking carl! lol ima head that way pretty soon you owe me a zip fucker. and im not fighting you for it lol
 
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fdd2blk

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after you kill a man with your bare hands, there's not much more in life to bring excitement. 'cept killing another man.


nowadays i just walk away.
 
canuckgrow

canuckgrow

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Been in enough fights to know its no fun. Whether you get it or give it. The remorse after you beat the hell out of someone...That shit stays with you for life. Bruises and cuts will heal and feeling like a pussy is no fun either. I try to avoid situations where nothing good at all can come from it.
 
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I love to fight lol.Not as much as a couple years ago but I still always end up fighting someone.
Back in the day I would provoke a fight with the people around the corner everyday just because they thought they were tough so someone had to put them in there place lol.
Now I find myself fighting a lot when im walking with a girl and some dickhead has to try and come at her lol.
 
Vento

Vento

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i feel i he devolved a little since reading this thread :) ...OP ... the reason you get people wanting to fight you is you lack confidence .... remember .... cocky is not confident ... fake confidence or cockiness is bad :)

I used to fight when i was younger ....i come from a long line of hard men...so monkey see monkey do ...took me a long time to see i was an idiot ....now i would rather talk it out than slug it out ...but i find that having confidence and a face full of scares is enough to stop people wanting to take me on :)

Now i would rather help someone than hurt them ...and life is a lot better :0

Peace
 
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