Making Money

KLITE said:

You might think this is funny but over here in spain chinese families usually will own a restaurant and a cheap shit shop. The used napkins from restaurant get repacked and sold at the shop again. Same with old kitchen utensils and the like.
If you wanna make money you gotta think like a chinese, capitalism is tricking people as much as you can so you can rip em off the most.

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Seriously Capitalism is a pyramid scheme when you think long and hard upon it.

But what I don't understand is the revenue stream that all the government owned not no kill animal shelters are missing. All this whining about people starving and the government is to stupid to leverage this gigantic protein source! Think about all the money this would generate to save more animals and people. I mean what a simple solution to hunger and homeless animals.

Then there's Soylent Green. Anyone else thinking I should not investigate Sativas when this is me on caffeine?

Sell anything you can grow/produce that doesn't cost you much $$ to make. Back in 2004, I got laid-off and immediately went into innoculating some P.Cubensis cultures. For the next 2 yrs, I made more money weekly than I did at any of my "official" jobs. It was almost pure profit. Life was good and stress-free those days

Annie, when you say "Chinese pecker traps" do you mean







Ohhh, the possibilities. I'm thinking we build a long hall like glory hole with a hole on each side across from each other (see where I'm going), we attach each end of the trap to each guys pecker so they're now stuck to each other. The REAL money comes from the live feed video we run on our new website, AAAAND we also have a side betting room for how long it takes them to get loose, if parts get left behind, etc....

Of course, this would have to be a traveling show. Maybe we set up in abandoned buildings, or foreclosed homes, or even FSBO on craigslist.

What time is love?!?!?!?!!?

Sell bodily fluids, youre full of them and so are hookers... They may not have souls but they are filled with blood, and that deserves a second look.

Indagrow said:

Sell bodily fluids, youre full of them and so are hookers... They may not have souls but they are filled with blood, and that deserves a second look.

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Lol! I know how a guy who's a sperm donor. He regularly posts on Facebook showing positive pregnancy tests.

Don't know what he makes but he seems particularly keen on impregnating lesbians.

So Clayton, how are you still shooting? I think this could be a good one for you.

Plus side is that with this one is you get to keep both kidneys but not the dirty magazines at the clinic.

Thanks lahada, I did do that for a while, but I didn't tell anyone I had already done a vasectomy and I insisted on doing it naturally as I can deliver the package waaay up on the porch, if you know what I am sayin. After a while the circle of doctors and those in the know figured out I wasn't ever sealing the deal and stopped calling. It was a dark time for me. Sure, I knew the day had to come, but the rejection still hurt.

I'll let y'all in on some of the secrets of my success.
see this story for a glimpse;

http://news.yahoo.com/video/websites-fake-credentials-help-people-063854648.html



they are starting to catch on but its still easy to operate as a psychiatrist or minister and run a practice or congregation, I guess you could run a plastic surgery clinic too if you get some equipment and how to videos.

Go see my homeys over here>>>>> http://www.careerexcuse.com/#!college-degree-in-5-days/c1mrs <<<<<

they will hook you up with any kind of degree or certification you want, + references and twitter followers and all that.

Magic Mike said:

I'll let y'all in on some of the secrets of my success.
see this story for a glimpse;

http://news.yahoo.com/video/websites-fake-credentials-help-people-063854648.html

they are starting to catch on but its still easy to operate as a psychiatrist or minister and run a practice or congregation, I guess you could run a plastic surgery clinic too if you get some equipment and how to videos.

Go see my homeys over here>>>>> http://www.careerexcuse.com/#!college-degree-in-5-days/c1mrs <<<<<

they will hook you up with any kind of degree or certification you want, + references and twitter followers and all that.

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Ahh sheeeeeeeeeeeit and here I thought @cannabineer was a REAL Ph.D. You mean there isn't a Central New Jersey Community College? DAMN! I'm gonna kill that fucker........

CN where are you!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Over here in europe, in almost ery country ive been to therers recycling posts everywhere, also frequent to see old battery containers and clothes for the need etc. Yep you know where im going with this. They recylce thge batteries by reselling at the store and the goodwill cltohes might get washed if they have stains ad hung up to sell. Chienese shops here in southern europe are like a mini walmart except for the food part thak fuck i do not want to imagine the kind of tricks theyd pull in that department. Oh ye pens? They find old ones and paint the refill cartridge up to a certain line to pretend its full.

slang grass clippings to middle schoolers

2paranoid said:

slang grass clippings to middle schoolers

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No; retain the middle schoolers to slang it to the kiddies. Think of building an empire ... passive revenue; work the other little fuckers

You can tap ho you lazy fuck!

KLITE said:

You can tap ho you lazy fuck!

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What is that? Is that nearly 5 minutes of synthesized sounds?
I clicked the bar on a few spots, but couldn't stand to listen to that noise for long.
Is that seriously what is considered music these days?

If that's the case, then to make easy money...
get on your computer, work with some music editing software, and sell the tracks.
all you would need is a catchy title.

I went to a sushi place today; you know the one, with the belt that passes everyone and you take your plates off as they pass by. I look for the new guy/girl. They're easy to spot, all wide eyed like a child on Christmas morning. I sit next to them and when I'm ready to go I politely ask if I can put my plates under theirs to make more counter room. They usually say yes. Then I get one more plate and stand up and wait for my one plate ticket. It's almost like making money.

I have had this idea for a while and I think it could work. Go buy one of those 3m headlight restoration kits for $13 from any auto store or Amazon. I have used them on 2 cars and they work great.

Post an ad on craigslist or any periodical that sells used cars and offer to restore dulled headlights for $50 per pair. Post a link to your website and on it explain to that having perfectly clear headlights will increase the sale value and the likelihood of selling the car. Have a couple of before and after pics on there too. Do two cars in a day and you make $100. It took me about an hour to one car. Oh, btw, you need an electric drill to do this.
If anyone is interested in trying this, hit me up, and I can help you set up the website.

I never bother with the plates at those joints….

u try flippin furniture?

U can get one of your girl cousins drunk and hustle titty grabs to neighborhood kids for 7 .50$ a minute!!!if you film it and kill one of the kids at the end of the movie u will go to prison!

mr sunshine said:

U can get one of your girl cousins drunk and hustle titty grabs to neighborhood kids for 7 .50$ a minute!!!if you film it and kill one of the kids at the end of the movie u will go to prison!

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I just put about 100 pounds butchered deer in the freezer. Figure 4 bucks pound on beef i just saved 400 bucks.