Making Money

ClaytonBigsby

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So, shit is getting tight. I need to figure out how to make some cheddar. Let's pool our ideas, like I look for day jobs on craigslist that require a truck because they pay better than you just showing up. I go to the trucks for sale and find one to test drive over to the first person's place, make my skriz and return the truck to the second guy, no gas costs either, and if I have an accident, I just bail.

I don;t care how small the idea, like reusing condoms. Serously, those little bastards can hold a gallon of water, you think they aren;t strong enough to resue? It's the condom companies that want you to think you can't, so they can make more money.

Go
 
So, shit is getting tight. I need to figure out how to make some cheddar. Let's pool our ideas, like I look for day jobs on craigslist that require a truck because they pay better than you just showing up. I go to the trucks for sale and find one to test drive over to the first person's place, make my skriz and return the truck to the second guy, no gas costs either, and if I have an accident, I just bail.

I don;t care how small the idea, like reusing condoms. Serously, those little bastards can hold a gallon of water, you think they aren;t strong enough to resue? It's the condom companies that want you to think you can't, so they can make more money.

Go
Um, you came up with your money maker, condom cleaning and re lube.
 

charface

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Road side kiosk.
sell toilet paper stolen from gas stations n honeypots.
Condiments, salt n pepper shakers.
pizza hut glasses, you know the usual.
also offer healings for a minimal fee.

I think personal growth coach is the end all be all.
no schooling required and they charge out the ass.
Good stuff.
you would be a natural.

Use me as a refrence if you like.

You can then turn all of your other side busines over to others for a percentage.
Hopefuly they dont accidentally dissapear right before payday as that would be a shame.
 

charface

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After a year of the side business buy a pressure washer n stolen truck.
Clean papers of course.
play your cards right and you could have a fleet of trucks in no time and with the right muscle several local monopalies.
Not a good speller but I know how to think my words just fine
 

Sativied

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I don;t care how small the idea, like reusing condoms. Seriously, those little bastards can hold a gallon of water, you think they aren;t strong enough to reuse?
It may not make you money but perhaps save you some:

You can use a condom three times, as in reuse it twice.

One time normally,

The second time inside-out,

And the third time, as chewing gum.

I hope this helps.
 
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