local LEO walking around my yard

whitebb2727

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Had swat roll up on my house a few weeks ago, goon dressed cops standin in my yard with machine guns. They knocked on the front door and I answered in my boxers, cop on the porch says step out, I did they asked if so and so was here? I said no one here by that name. They asked the house number, this is xxx north xxx and I said this is xxx south they said, oh, sorry to have bothered you and left
Wow. That could've gone worse.
 
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curious2garden

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Had swat roll up on my house a few weeks ago, goon dressed cops standin in my yard with machine guns. They knocked on the front door and I answered in my boxers, cop on the porch says step out, I did they asked if so and so was here? I said no one here by that name. They asked the house number, this is xxx north xxx and I said this is xxx south they said, oh, sorry to have bothered you and left
You know you are in serious trouble when the SWAT team does not door knock instead they park a deniable distance and you see the white van deploy the cameras with their drones. That right there is shit creek/0 paddle
 

Phatlewtz

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You know you are in serious trouble when the SWAT team does not door knock instead they park a deniable distance and you see the white van deploy the cameras with their drones. That right there is shit creek/0 paddle
Err you can't generate an EMP pulse in defense of your home? Sheesh next you'll be telling me you don't have propane tanks buried under your yard wired to go either...:)
 

curious2garden

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Err you can't generate an EMP pulse in defense of your home? Sheesh next you'll be telling me you don't have propane tanks buried under your yard wired to go either...:)
Defense of MY home? I was simply helping out here. Frankly if I were ever in a similar situation I'd be white enough to turn off the Faraday Cage. I am merely here to serve.

PS I prefer water cannons and real cannons and knives, lots and lots of knives other more talented people sharpen for me
 

RM3

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Err you can't generate an EMP pulse in defense of your home? Sheesh next you'll be telling me you don't have propane tanks buried under your yard wired to go either...:)
Had a friend years ago, he had a Harley stolen from his garage,,,,,,

Insurance replaced it and he built a 12 foot fence with barbed wire on top around the garage,,,,,,,,,,

Harley got stolen again, got replaced again, this time he put two dobermans inside the fence,,,,,,,,,,,

Dobermans found dead, Harley gone again, replaced again, this time he wired the fence to 220 volts,,,,,,,,,,

That week end they found Harley thief dead, hangin on the fence,,,,,,,,,,

Harley still there,,,,,,,,,,,,,

My friend got 10 years for manslaughter, but his Harley was waitin for him when he got out
 

tangerinegreen555

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Had swat roll up on my house a few weeks ago, goon dressed cops standin in my yard with machine guns. They knocked on the front door and I answered in my boxers, cop on the porch says step out, I did they asked if so and so was here? I said no one here by that name. They asked the house number, this is xxx north xxx and I said this is xxx south they said, oh, sorry to have bothered you and left
Had a friend years ago, he had a Harley stolen from his garage,,,,,,

Insurance replaced it and he built a 12 foot fence with barbed wire on top around the garage,,,,,,,,,,

Harley got stolen again, got replaced again, this time he put two dobermans inside the fence,,,,,,,,,,,

Dobermans found dead, Harley gone again, replaced again, this time he wired the fence to 220 volts,,,,,,,,,,

That week end they found Harley thief dead, hangin on the fence,,,,,,,,,,

Harley still there,,,,,,,,,,,,,

My friend got 10 years for manslaughter, but his Harley was waitin for him when he got out
Man you must live in one rough ass neighborhood!
 
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