now for one of my favorites.
One day a mother is cleaning the house when she notices that her daughters parrot has passed away sometime in the night. She rushes to the pet store to find a replacement. She is shocked when she sees the price of the new birds. She notices one marked $5. She asks the clerk why this particular bird is so cheap. Raised in a whorehouse, the clerk responds. Not seeing the harm she buys the bird and rushes back home. Upon placing the bird in the cage, he looks around as says, new house, new mistress. Not so bad, the mother thinks to herself. Her daughters return from school, new house, new mistress, new ladies, she bird exclaims. The mother thinks, whats the harm? A few hours later her husband returns from work, as the wife leads him to the new family pet, the bird says, Whats been goin on Steve?
