Let Me Tell You

I apologize for making this it's own separate post but... if you were in my shoes, you'd understand how much it deserves it's own post.

Marijuana + Baked beans = God

Wait. Don't diss it before you try it. Fry it, then try it. Toke up something wonderful and then make yourself a bowl of baked beans. For some added artistry, fill your spoon with A1 / BBQ sauce and place it cup-side up in the middle of your bowl. Proceed to disperse with caution.

-Dragon Out

I need to get me some of whatever it is youre smoking

Someone likes their beans.

as for me... i cannot resist stir-fry

I hope you warn people when you've gone on your bean binge so they can at least stand upwind.

beans beans the majical fruit...

i dont like beans ;[

I'm mexican, I can't help it.

marijuana is my magical fruit p.s mexicans chicks r hot

YEAAAAAA!

Beans beans good for your heart the more you eat the more you.... well you get the picture I like baked beans but i don't think thats how i want to get my mj intake. brownies or just lighting a bowl is good enough for me.

Wikidbchofthewst said:

I hope you warn people when you've gone on your bean binge so they can at least stand upwind.

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I've eaten no beans, but have spent the whole day downwind of myself. Fortunately, there's been a good stiff breeze all day long.

Hey.. pull my finger.

*grabs Seamaidens finger and is about to pull...*

...HEY! Wait a minute....

lmao, that reminds me of this kinda essentric great great uncle of mine...(or at least I THINK he's my uncle....that's what he TOLD me...lol) Anyways, he would always ask people to pull his finger, but he could never wait long enough to complete the joke!

Clam chowder makes it louder?

Couple weeks ago I made some of my famous garbanzos (P.R. stylee), LOTS of garlic, sofrito, con mucho sabor, for lunch.
My father-in-law comes sniffing into the kitchen, "Makin' dinner?"
"Nope," I say, "making LUNCH! Want some?"
"Oh, yeah, you bet I do!"

Grabs himself a bowl, load her up with rice and the garbanzos and he proceeds to scarf 'em down. Couple of hours later he comes out from his room groaning and moaning (he does that a lot). I give him a sideways glance so he doesn't see that I've noticed. He does that little kid thing where he'll make noise then look around to see who's noticed so he can get attention.
So, he finally says, "OOOooooooo uuuggghhh.."
"What's wrong, F-I-L?"
"My stomach. I think that stuff you gave me made me sick, either that or I'm getting a cold."
"Oh?"
"Yeah. I've got these cramps right here <points to the middle of his stomach> and here <points to one side>. And the worst problem is that I can only pass gas from my rectum!"
"You did not just tell me that, F-I-L, did you?"
"I can't help it!"
"I don't want to know these intimate details of your bowel movements, F-I-L."
"But that's the PROBLEM! I'm not having a bowel movement, I can only pass gas through my rectum!"

Man, I got to hear about that shit for almost a week. Sometimes it's so ridiculous I laugh so hard that I cry.

eww lol dam,

I like the internet because I was high one day eating baked beans and it's reached the point of transforming into a fart story that some kid in australlia said "ew, lol dam" to... it's like the butterfly effect. From beans to the outback.

mrCRC420 said:

I like the internet because I was high one day eating baked beans and it's reached the point of transforming into a fart story that some kid in australlia said "ew, lol dam" to... it's like the butterfly effect. From beans to the outback.

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What the fuck?