John Stewart, Stephen Colbert 2016

Thundercat

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So my wife and I were talking today. Figured I'd see what you guys thought?

John Stewart for President, Stephen Colbert for VP 2016..............

"A campaign for common sense"

Discuss
 

Thundercat

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Really though, I think its possible they would take the real needs of america FAR more seriously then most politicians. They are also both independently wealthy so they would have no need to succumb to the typical corporate bribes, and other nefarious dealings common in politics. Because its pretty obvious what a joke the current system really is.
 

WeedFreak78

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Really though, I think its possible they would take the real needs of america FAR more seriously then most politicians. They are also both independently wealthy so they would have no need to succumb to the typical corporate bribes, and other nefarious dealings common in politics. Because its pretty obvious what a joke the current system really is.
You do realize that most of the people in upper levels of our government are millionaires, at least, and that doesn't stop any of the corruption. I agree that they might have stronger morals though.
 

Rob Roy

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The best thing about voting is if your asshole wins, his gang will steal shit for you.... until the next asshole wins and maybe they'll steal shit FROM you (keeping a large portion for themselves) but then you might get lucky and catch one of the bread loaves they throw in the crowd.

I always hope for raisin bread, that's my favorite.
 

Rob Roy

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Wrote in Jesse Ventura and Howard Stern in 2012. The nice thing about voting is you can vote for whoever you think would do the best job.
The lie about voting is it expresses your individuality, it really only perpetuates the game in most instances, that's all.

Of course voting in the present set up avoids discussion of the idea that not all of the possible options are allowed. By design of course.

If a person doesn't want or need a "President" your vote for your preferred asshole is a noose around their neck and a gun in their ribs. Laugh maybe, but you can't refute it.

I commend you for choosing Jesse though, he's less of an asshole than the standard array of dipshits....and's that a fact Jack McMahon!!!
 

Thundercat

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You do realize that most of the people in upper levels of our government are millionaires, at least, and that doesn't stop any of the corruption. I agree that they might have stronger morals though.
OH I absolutely understand that, though many of them have gotten their wealth by exploiting both people and the system. The morals would be the deciding factor in the long run as to whether things would be any better. Sadly basic morals are greatly lacking these days, and I feel strongly that you CAN NOT legislate morality like typical politicians try to do.
 

Hazydat620

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The lie about voting is it expresses your individuality, it really only perpetuates the game in most instances, that's all.

Of course voting in the present set up avoids discussion of the idea that not all of the possible options are allowed. By design of course.

If a person doesn't want or need a "President" your vote for your preferred asshole is a noose around their neck and a gun in their ribs. Laugh maybe, but you can't refute it.

I commend you for choosing Jesse though, he's less of an asshole than the standard array of dipshits....and's that a fact Jack McMahon!!!
RAPE! SLAVE!!!!
Why is it so easy for billions of people to not live in the US by choice and be happy, but so hard for you to make the choice to leave and be happy?
Yes we get it, you were a homesteader and forced off land that you thought should be yours, by some delusional birth right . What makes you so angry that it forces you to stay and bitch about your made up hostage situation when you can simply walk out the front door? Nobody's stopping you,seriously, denounce your US citizenship and walk the earth as a free soul. The US is a shit hole why do you insist on staying?
 

Rob Roy

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RAPE! SLAVE!!!!
Why is it so easy for billions of people to not live in the US by choice and be happy, but so hard for you to make the choice to leave and be happy?
Yes we get it, you were a homesteader and forced off land that you thought should be yours, by some delusional birth right . What makes you so angry that it forces you to stay and bitch about your made up hostage situation when you can simply walk out the front door? Nobody's stopping you,seriously, denounce your US citizenship and walk the earth as a free soul. The US is a shit hole why do you insist on staying?

When you speak for a "we" how is that determined? It's determined by either the people involved in your "we" assigning you as their spokesmen status or you take it. Who assigned you as their spokesperson or did you just assume it, like your nanny state presumes to do for everybody within their gang territory?

The physical area of the "USA" is a beautiful place filled with lots of nice things and wonderful people, it also contains a bunch of useful idiots, your reply is exhibit a.

You don't get it and you can't articulate your arguments without foaming at the mouth. Grab a towel and clean up.

I'm happy, but you seem sort of unhappy and controlling...angry even.
 

UncleBuck

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When you speak for a "we" how is that determined? It's determined by either the people involved in your "we" assigning you as their spokesmen status or you take it. Who assigned you as their spokesperson or did you just assume it, like your nanny state presumes to do for everybody within their gang territory?

The physical area of the "USA" is a beautiful place filled with lots of nice things and wonderful people, it also contains a bunch of useful idiots, your reply is exhibit a.

You don't get it and you can't articulate your arguments without foaming at the mouth. Grab a towel and clean up.

I'm happy, but you seem sort of unhappy and controlling...angry even.
why are you a slave who is being raped?
 

Pinworm

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The best thing about voting is if your asshole wins, his gang will steal shit for you.... until the next asshole wins and maybe they'll steal shit FROM you (keeping a large portion for themselves) but then you might get lucky and catch one of the bread loaves they throw in the crowd.
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The lie about voting is it expresses your individuality, it really only perpetuates the game in most instances, that's all.

Of course voting in the present set up avoids discussion of the idea that not all of the possible options are allowed. By design of course.

If a person doesn't want or need a "President" your vote for your preferred asshole is a noose around their neck and a gun in their ribs. Laugh maybe, but you can't refute it.

I commend you for choosing Jesse though, he's less of an asshole than the standard array of dipshits....and's that a fact Jack McMahon!!!
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You don't get it and you can't articulate your arguments without foaming at the mouth. Grab a towel and clean up.
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see4

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Dude, Rob, you seriously are a character. I've been quietly observing you posts for a while and can really only draw one conclusion about you, summed up in one word. Delusional.
 

WeedFreak78

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RAPE! SLAVE!!!!
Why is it so easy for billions of people to not live in the US by choice and be happy, but so hard for you to make the choice to leave and be happy?
Yes we get it, you were a homesteader and forced off land that you thought should be yours, by some delusional birth right . What makes you so angry that it forces you to stay and bitch about your made up hostage situation when you can simply walk out the front door? Nobody's stopping you,seriously, denounce your US citizenship and walk the earth as a free soul. The US is a shit hole why do you insist on staying?
All of the United States was claimed because of some delusional birth right of the European royalty and then "manifest destiny" which amounts to the same thing..why can't an individual claim the same right?
 
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