Job interview coming up... How do I pass a shit test?

Don't be so gullable man....LOL!!!!!! Smoke up, get high, and enjoy the ride!~

I would happily fail a drug test if it involved handing someone a bag of my shit

fuckin stoners lol i needed a good laugh

i had to shit in a cup once. felt really strange handing it to the hot female doctor. wasn't for a drug test though.

Just jerk off into the sample cup.