Job interview coming up... How do I pass a shit test?

as the title says.... any tips of the trade?

a shit test? what are they trying to find in your poop?

if your worried about them finding something in your poop, might i suggest eating as much chili and burritos as you can and make it impossible for them to even get close to your sample

try deworming pills.

do u mean urin test??

No... the boss seriously wants me to take a dump in a paper bag so they can lab test it. Should I be worried?

Go to sleep with a bowl of milk next to your mouth and let it all crawl out of you.

I'm used to peeing in a pickle jar for shit like this... so this is VERY unconventional for me? Maybe they got some weird fetish' or something....

Wtf kinda drug test is that? Sounds disgusting and expensive i have never heard of this...I can't help you out google that one bro. lol

Taco Bell, now, lots of it. they will never ask again.

Might have to borrow someone else's shit for this if I wanna pass.

I think they're going to watch me take it too..... wtf do I do???

TigerHawk said:

No... the boss seriously wants me to take a dump in a paper bag so they can lab test it. Should I be worried?

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worried that you work for a bunch of nut jobs? Yes.

TigerHawk said:

I think they're going to watch me take it too..... wtf do I do???

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call ..................... the ........................ police.

!. quit that mother fucker 2> get some dog shit, cut the corner out of a trash bag,,,a big corner. then a smaller corner out of that. tie the smaller end off with a twist tie.. fill the cone shaped sac with the dog shit. when you get tested use the company microwave to heat up your bag of goodies.. tape this to your leg near your nuts or hide it in your shorts (were a pair of tighty whites under boxers) pull your pants down act like your tuckin your nuts and junk in the bowl. undo twist tie and squize contents of the bag in the cup... wolla instant turd.

LMFAO! Nice bro!!!! hahahaha

kinda like chocolate icing on a cake.... good idea, i like it!

After crappin in the bag set it on fire and watch the fun.

then after you pass the test. quit or sue thhe douch bags...and buy the dog a treat or get it high

I think you just fucked up and put shit test by mistake and are now trying to play it off. Seriously, who the fuck is going to test shit?