I'm afraid our time together is running out.

Diabolical666 said:

looks awesome Neo! grab me a kidney as a souvenier. Whats the weirdest shit you ate so far? take a pic of a dinner spread for us.
Tell the locals you are a celebrity from the 80's show Facts of Life

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NICE. @neosapien tell them you're Erkle...

Love to see the pics. That stove man, trippy. Happy Anniversary. Tell us what you did and you MUST post karaoke pics. More rep points if it's of you singing anything by White Snake or Poison. cheers.

Had the anniversary party tonight. Lots of fun. About 30 people came to the house. Lots of food and beer. I took it pretty easy. Still feel fucked from last night.

@Diabolical666 as for food... weird is relative at this point and the hypocrital prudes will hate me but I'll say the weirdest thing had 4 legs, a tail and goes woof woof.

neosapien said:

Had the anniversary party tonight. Lots of fun. About 30 people came to the house. Lots of food and beer. I took it pretty easy. Still feel fucked from last night.

@Diabolical666 as for food... View attachment 3600064 weird is relative at this point and the hypocrital prudes will hate me but I'll say the weirdest thing had 4 legs, a tail and goes woof woof.

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Oh, did you guys wok a dog before dinner?

Aeroknow said:

Oh, did you guys wok a dog before dinner?

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Haha no that's pork and radish in the hotpot. We had the canine cous- cous at a restaurant like normal civilized barbarians.

Right after I posted that an official from the local government stopped by to wish us a happy anniversary and then gave me these gifts for spending Chinese New Years with them. Celebrity status achieved.

neosapien said:

Had the anniversary party tonight. Lots of fun. About 30 people came to the house. Lots of food and beer. I took it pretty easy. Still feel fucked from last night.

@Diabolical666 as for food... View attachment 3600064 weird is relative at this point and the hypocrital prudes will hate me but I'll say the weirdest thing had 4 legs, a tail and goes woof woof.

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that looks awesome!

ok so we found out (in chat), that china has like 10 different flavors of Kit Katt candy bars. green tea flavor kit katts, red bean, stawberry, pumpkin etc. Tell em we only have the chocolate ones!!!

Aeroknow said:

Oh, did you guys wok a dog before dinner?

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lol +

You wouldn't believe the variety of shit here. I had no idea the cultivars of peanuts, sunflower seeds and citrus was so varied. All fresh as fuck too. I've had the green tea kit-kats. So so. Red bean sounds good.

Diabolical666 said:

ok so we found out (in chat), that china has like 10 different flavors of Kit Katt candy bars. green tea flavor kit katts, red bean, stawberry, pumpkin etc. Tell em we only have the chocolate ones!!!

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IKR?? I've seen the Green tea Kit Kats @ our local Asian market. Sacrilege ! They have all those flavors there too. @neosapien would you have known you were eating fido if you weren't told? What did it taste like?

neosapien said:

Had the anniversary party tonight. Lots of fun. About 30 people came to the house. Lots of food and beer. I took it pretty easy. Still feel fucked from last night.

@Diabolical666 as for food... View attachment 3600064 weird is relative at this point and the hypocrital prudes will hate me but I'll say the weirdest thing had 4 legs, a tail and goes woof woof.

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I would've thought there would be more veggies; quite a lot of meat there

Hookabelly said:

IKR?? I've seen the Green tea Kit Kats @ our local Asian market. Sacrilege ! They have all those flavors there too. @neosapien would you have known you were eating fido if you weren't told? What did it taste like?

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It definitely has a taste all it's own. I bit oily and "hot", pungent maybe. A tad bit gamey. It's good though.

Singlemalt said:

I would've thought there would be more veggies; quite a lot of meat there

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Good eye Singlemalt, twas a special occasion so yes lots of meat for the glutinous Westerner. I snapped the picture prematurely as well. I believe there was another plate of potatoes and peppers and something else that hadn't made it from the kitchen yet

neosapien said:

Right after I posted that an official from the local government stopped by to wish us a happy anniversary and then gave me these gifts for spending Chinese New Years with them. Celebrity status achieved. View attachment 3600084

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thats a nice fuckin suitcase they gave you!

So I'm about to use the squat toilet. They fill up the big tub with water then use the smaller pot to scoop up water to flush the toilet invoking the siphon... not sure if they also use the big tub to stabilize their balance while they pop the squat but I sure as shit do...


Well I grabbed the smaller pot and was alarmed! A fucking water dragon! I fucking knew it! Oh wait no, I think that's probably just dinner later.

Jeebus. Yer lucky you caught er before it tried to swim up yer asshole.

Who's baby is that tiny tadpole going to feed? I didn't know you were going to north Korea.

I will get the Chinese overlords to forgive your transgressions but the water dragon can not be reasoned with and will probably eat your soul while you sleep tonight.

If I were you I would not poop until you get back.

If I were you I would start shitting threw your dick.

My fucking thighs are gonna be ripped when I come back. And I'm going to use my massive new leg power to stomp all you nay- sayers down the drain.