I'm afraid our time together is running out.

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Well we start the journey home tomorrow. Last night was pretty interesting. Had dinner, karaoke and then went to a new bar/club. Everybody got drunk as fuck and all my wife's friends started grabbing my cock and making me grab their asses and make out with them. It was not terrible. Then the wife, I and a friend of hers went to the bathhouse again and I think my wife felt bad we never made it to see the Miao village because she got me a private room massage with a happy ending. That was also not terrible. In fact the spontaneity of it almost kind of makes up for not fucking Taiwan chick. I'll have a bunch more pics to upload when we get home on the 1st. Ok see you on the flipside.

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neosapien said:

Well we start the journey home tomorrow. Last night was pretty interesting. Had dinner, karaoke and then went to a new bar/club. Everybody got drunk as fuck and all my wife's friends started grabbing my cock and making me grab their asses and make out with them. It was not terrible. Then the wife, I and a friend of hers went to the bathhouse again and I think my wife felt bad we never made it to see the Miao village because she got me a private room massage with a happy ending. That was also not terrible. In fact the spontaneity of it almost kind of makes up for not fucking Taiwan chick. I'll have a bunch more pics to upload when we get home on the 1st. Ok see you on the flipside.

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neosapien said:

Well we start the journey home tomorrow. Last night was pretty interesting. Had dinner, karaoke and then went to a new bar/club. Everybody got drunk as fuck and all my wife's friends started grabbing my cock and making me grab their asses and make out with them. It was not terrible. Then the wife, I and a friend of hers went to the bathhouse again and I think my wife felt bad we never made it to see the Miao village because she got me a private room massage with a happy ending. That was also not terrible. In fact the spontaneity of it almost kind of makes up for not fucking Taiwan chick. I'll have a bunch more pics to upload when we get home on the 1st. Ok see you on the flipside.

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neosapien said:

No, I think someone stakes a claim. Maybe generations ago.



Close, not rice paddies but a terraced garden of varying vegetables. One of the things I've learned is Chinese people think Thailand has the best rice, so they all eat imported rice lol. But I agree classical Asian landscapes have always intrigued me.

Went hiking up to the tippy top of the highest mountain in the county with my brother in law. Stopping at an ancient burial ground and an ancient ceremonial ruins. Pretty awesome experience. At the ruins had a college chick try to take me back to her house lol. Then a real nice long ride down off the mountain on a logging road I think we probably weren't supposed to be on lol. Rather overcast and windy that day but some pics...

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Unclebaldrick said:

I kind of get the feeling that China is unusually interested in your superior man-seed. Did you happen to pay attention to what was done to your happy ending? Next time you go there tell me if you see some toddlers that seem familiar.

Thanks for updating us on your trip. It is really nice of you to spend the time sharing this stuff with us. May I come with next time? Maybe the family too? Do those massage places allow you to bring your wife into the private massage area and do they offer baby-minding services?

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420God said:

Welcome back! Great pics man, the monkeys are cool. Were they friendly?

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neosapien said:

Um kinda. Cheeky fuckers. They'd come take food from your hand and shit but then get all heated when its all gone and try looking through your bag and shit until you asserted dominance lol.

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neosapien said:

Just had New Years dinner. It was fucking awesome. Started out with paying respects to the ancestors with offerings of food, candy, alcohol and cigarettes.
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Then went upstairs and ate a bunch of food and drank some beers. Pretty laid back really. Pork, chicken, sausage, fish, peanuts, all kinds of shit really. Going to go out on the roof just before midnight and set off a shit ton of fireworks.
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ClaytonBigsby said:

So, how long until everyone eats the food and candy, then drinks the alcohol and smokes the cigarettes? Is it like Christmas where you put out cookies and milk for Santa then eat them later?

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neosapien said:

Haha, the whole thing lasts about 5 minutes. And yeah then you eat them later.

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