if you have ever grown pot or are going to. THIS IS YOUR BIBLE

hahah I wish I had a shaman.

sounds like im right on track just have to make room in the closet for me

thats what i was missing the first time a shamin!

Quality, pissed myself laughin, sounds like my antobiography.

That was funny man.

how can you be high and read all of this? its too much....gotta take another

Thanks! Glad to have come across this thread. This was a pisser!

Great read. The shaman put me in tears.

i followed your directions to a tee now all my stuff is dead thanks alot

Umm? WTF? After reading first sentence I had to quit. Not enough time to read garbage like this.

wtfd00d said:

Umm? WTF? After reading first sentence I had to quit. Not enough time to read garbage like this.

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Unlike this guy^ I have the time to read this. I have read every single post in every single forum on the internet. I have read every book in every library in the world. This was a good read. By far the best yet! Dont ever loose that sense of humor.

well it seems im doing everything right alright peace gotta check my plants the shaman says he sees preflowers

that shit was hilarious! a lot of it was true as hell too.

feva said:

well it seems im doing everything right alright peace gotta check my plants the shaman says he sees preflowers

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^so was that

i laughed so hard every sentence genius man genius god i bet all growers out there have cried over this one lol much love brother

OMG that is some funny shit! Woke up my wife you fuckhead. You shoulda had a warning posted on top of page "Warning this is some funny shit & you will wake that ugly bitch up laying next to you laughing" Then she's going to want to know why you woke her....That ain't funny shit....

...i lol'd

dammit-
walked away from MY plants for a little project and when i checked in on em they were 6 feet tall, ironic

My Plant did not like the idea of me being here reading this post and has died ... fuck you man !!!!!!

hehe Funny stuff ... thanks for the laugh (s)

+Rep ( If you was still here )

I kept on laughing through the whole thing lol, I havnt laughed that hard in a long time while sober