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i still believe that i can fly

Discussion in 'Toke N Talk' started by UncleBuck, Mar 20, 2017 at 5:49 PM.

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    UncleBuck

    UncleBuck Well-Known Member

    spotted: yellow bird in the politics section.

    please let this be real, unlike the dream i had in which i was back in high school with ill-fitting pants while trying to run but unable to get any traction.
     
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    cannabineer

    cannabineer Ursus marijanus

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    neosapien

    neosapien Well-Known Member

    Someone needs to make Sunshine a "what you missed thread".

    @RiuHistorian
     
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    tyler.durden

    tyler.durden Well-Known Member

    Good. That fucker still owes me $5. He hasn't logged on for months because of five fucking dollars!!! How Cheep...
     
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    DrUgZrBaD

    DrUgZrBaD Well-Known Member


    Your avatar makes me feel uncomfortable.
     
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    Singlemalt

    Singlemalt Well-Known Member

    It's the tats; you'll get accustomed to them
     
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    mr sunshine

    mr sunshine Well-Known Member

    How have you been? I've missed you guys. Did I miss anything important while ive been away?
     
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    tangerinegreen555

    tangerinegreen555 Well-Known Member

    Nothing important, where you been? busy, busy?
     
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    UncleBuck

    UncleBuck Well-Known Member

    some catfish named @Karah showed up and won't verify her vaginalness but not much besides that.

    where the hell did you go? are you OK? did you spare the lives of those who abducted you?
     
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    Singlemalt

    Singlemalt Well-Known Member

    Pretty good mijo; nah same 'ol same 'ol around here. Fights, bickering same shit as ever. We've missed you mucho; don't leave again or Fresno gets it, no survivors. Capisci?
     
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    dannyboy602

    dannyboy602 Well-Known Member

    Am I the only guy in the world who feels it necessary to smell his fingers after scratching his balls? And why can't I stop?
     
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    mr sunshine

    mr sunshine Well-Known Member

    Yea, I got a second job and had some family problems, a couple people died or whatever. I definitely an working alot more now, Im trying to live up to my mexican heritage. I've managed to lose the base of my penis. It now lives in a layer of fat covered in hair. last week I was scrubbing my asshole and my hand slipped in between by cheeks and I felt some sort of ball, so im pretty sure im packing at least one hemorrhoid.




    @Gary Goodson they haven't deported you yet?
     
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    srh88

    srh88 Well-Known Member

    Sorry about all that man.. hope you're doing alright otherwise.. real nice to see you back dude
     
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    mr sunshine

    mr sunshine Well-Known Member

    Yea, I sucked their dicks good. They'll never fuck with me again. Unless they want to get drained.
     
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    Singlemalt

    Singlemalt Well-Known Member

    Fuck no dude! Gary scammed them bigtime; he's the head cook on the federal Wall Building crew, he's like a GS14 or some shit He just drinks beer and BBQs all day everyday on Uncle Sam's dime
     
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    mr sunshine

    mr sunshine Well-Known Member

    Thank you, I appreciate it bro. Good to be back.
     
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    abe supercro

    abe supercro Well-Known Member

    If that hemorrhoid prolapses douche it with witch hazel frequently and don't try to pop it. Clamp down on a freezer pack wit yo cheeks when you lay down.

    I mention this as it is my only area of expertise.
     
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    mr sunshine

    mr sunshine Well-Known Member

    I taught him well, remember when we first met him? He's progressed by leaps and bounds. He owes me a hummer! im here to collect.
     
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    mr sunshine

    mr sunshine Well-Known Member

    Dont sell yourself short, abe. You know about cats too.
     
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    Gary Goodson

    Gary Goodson Well-Known Member

    Shit I thought trump sent you to work on the wall. And that's why you haven't been around...

    But don't worry, I took over sucking all these assholes dicks while you were gone. Except for @bu$hleaguer, he said he would only fuck one Mexicans mouth hole! So fuck both of y'all:finger:
     

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