I Am Satan

misshestermoffitt

misshestermoffitt

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I'll pass on the tons of fun, thanks for the offer though.

You'd think as satan, if you were hiring you might offer something more appealing.
 
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humblesmurph

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fuk it......... i'll join up. way i figure it, at least hell is somewhere. Hell way better than being in limbo--that shit is like, nowhere. I been nowhere once (fukking salvia divornum) bad trip.....sucked.
 
wackymack

wackymack

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misshestermoffitt said:
I'll pass on the tons of fun, thanks for the offer though.

You'd think as satan, if you were hiring you might offer something more appealing.
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i am,the fat kid is like clay,shape him into anyform u want,add a few years on to him so u dont go to jail,make him into what u want.

i presented u with 2 more offers,one offer is a permanant offer and the other offers u can shape them into what u desire:clap::fire:
 
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humblesmurph

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wackymack said:
i am,the fat kid is like clay,shape him into anyform u want,add a few years on to him so u dont go to jail,make him into what u want.

i presented u with 2 more offers,one offer is a permanant offer and the other offers u can shape them into what u desire:clap::fire:
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what i'm confused......fuk. OK look, I just want the regular deal as far as the chicks go. whatever that is. I was certainly cool with the 72 Carmen Electras (seems disenguous to suggest that any of them could possibly be virgins, but hey sits still cool).

i'll take the sex drugs and rock and roll option package. My dad always told me to ask for that if I decided to join up.

hail satan. :fire:
 
wackymack

wackymack

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humblesmurph said:
what i'm confused......fuk. OK look, I just want the regular deal as far as the chicks go. whatever that is. I was certainly cool with the 72 Carmen Electras (seems disenguous to suggest that any of them could possibly be virgins, but hey sits still cool).

i'll take the sex drugs and rock and roll option package. My dad always told me to ask for that if I decided to join up.

hail satan. :fire:
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U GOT THE R N R PACKAGE,CONGRATS:clap:
 
misshestermoffitt

misshestermoffitt

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Why do guys get Carmen electra and girls get stuck with that fucked up looking fabio? Not a good deal, if we get fabio, then the guys should get Jeanene Garafalo. Seems about the same to me.
 
Stoney McFried

Stoney McFried

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Who would you pick, miss, I'm curious.I think it's pretty obvious who I'd like, I jabber about it enough on here,so which actor or famous person gets you all twitchy?
misshestermoffitt said:
Why do guys get Carmen electra and girls get stuck with that fucked up looking fabio? Not a good deal, if we get fabio, then the guys should get Jeanene Garafalo. Seems about the same to me.
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misshestermoffitt

misshestermoffitt

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Hhhmmmm, I'm thinking about it. I don't know if there is any famous person that I like that much. I always think that the famous people are most likely jerks that I wouldn't want to be around anyway.

Sam Elliot is pretty hot, I sort of liked the guy that played Luke on Gilmore Girls, but then I saw him on another show were he was dorky, so that blew that for me. Johnny Depp is hot in an odd sort of way.

Now bands are another story, I'd take me some Steven Tyler any day.
 
Stoney McFried

Stoney McFried

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Sam Elliot is hot for an older guy.
misshestermoffitt said:
Hhhmmmm, I'm thinking about it. I don't know if there is any famous person that I like that much. I always think that the famous people are most likely jerks that I wouldn't want to be around anyway.

Sam Elliot is pretty hot, I sort of liked the guy that played Luke on Gilmore Girls, but then I saw him on another show were he was dorky, so that blew that for me. Johnny Depp is hot in an odd sort of way.

Now bands are another story, I'd take me some Steven Tyler any day.
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wackymack

wackymack

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NewGrowth said:
Satan around? Hmm no satan no jesus freak all is quiet on the RIU front . . .
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satan is here,im in your heart,drinkin a cup of pumpkin spiced coffee

satan is busy,germin seeds,work,sleep,adultry,seduction,sleep,and harvesting souls
 
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