I Am Satan

wackymack

wackymack

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oh more pics of cannabis please,i comand thy stoneth to get a busy :joint: while generating cannabis art on your cumpooter
 
Big P

Big P

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Hay Satan,

One time I was looking out my bedroom window on the second floor when i was still a child.

I saw a very cute bird flappinig its wings and land on our fence post.

I pumped my gun 10 times, aimed true with my scope that I had been ajusting and fired one BB gun Pellet at said cute bird. More of an opportunitic kill really. I mean your sitting there shinin your new BB gun set you scope's aim true and bam a cute bird lands in your sights.

Away satan, I shot that cute bird right through the side of his skull right where the temple would be, there was an exit wound on the other side as well, the Birds Brains were oozing out of it. Bird still looked real cute but like he was sleeping but with a hole in his head


anyway was it you who made me kill that little bird? I havnt killed any little birds sice well on purpose that is, I think I managed to kill like a good 4 or 5 after that, but all by accident!!! ironically only one or 2 was with a car 2 i let starve to death out of procrastination (they have very quik metabolism whoda guessed:confused:), one I clipped its wings too far up when I worked at a pet store and the lady returned him after he bled to death then the other 2 or 3 I would atribute to hitting with my car bymistake


anyway satan I guess what im trying to say is, does the killing have to be on purpose to count or can it be any killing even like if its an accident that will get you into hell?
 
wackymack

wackymack

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that would be karma,u shouldnt do that,i got a modified bbgun sittin next to me,i want to shoot the crows that hang out next to the church where i live,there really annoying,but they are smarter than a parrot,anyway,killin is bad and can be forgived,so dont kill,god will forgive you if u do,so dont,thats a no no,smack your self on the butt
 
Big P

Big P

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wackymack said:
that would be karma,u shouldnt do that,i got a modified bbgun sittin next to me,i want to shoot the crows that hang out next to the church where i live,there really annoying,but they are smarter than a parrot,anyway,killin is bad and can be forgived,so dont kill,god will forgive you if u do,so dont,thats a no no,smack your self on the butt
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thanks for helping me through this satan,


can we use this thread as I kind of confessional or like a dear abby thing, but a Dear Satan instead?

Thanks,

Burning Bibles in Iowa
 
wackymack

wackymack

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yes u can call this a confessional aswell

fuck the bible,the real messages are hidden by the years of misiterpretations,the real message of the bible is a code of how we all live,u just got to think about it,our lives coencide with the lives of the bible.

so yeah burn them trees of confusion
 
"SICC"

"SICC"

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You got any of that Hells Kush left? i need about an ounce or so if ya can man, i only got 1 dollar bills tho, is that cool?
 
wackymack

wackymack

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[quote="SICC";1914000]You got any of that Hells Kush left? i need about an ounce or so if ya can man, i only got 1 dollar bills tho, is that cool?[/quote]


hell kush? we got super mega death kush,thc levels 666.661%,it will blow your mind,as far as doller bills go,well u can get a free strip club and invest your singles there


people see my new tool,it looks zebra like,its on the far right


 
Big P

Big P

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satan if I am gay will i go to hell?

even if I have no gay sex but I just masterbate to men?



or what if i wasnt even gay but just liked it when a gurl stuck her finger in my ass while she sucked it?


or does this mean I am gay :roll: i need so much guidance form you satan, god never seems to respond when I ask him questions
 
wackymack

wackymack

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Big P said:
satan if I am gay will i go to hell?

even if I have no gay sex but I just masterbate to men?



or what if i wasnt even gay but just liked it when a gurl stuck her finger in my ass while she sucked it?


or does this mean I am gay :roll: i need so much guidance form you satan, god never seems to respond when I ask him questions
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no it just means that u like to do some different things,i like to finger myself while i jerk,i like pootang,its just that its a diferent feeling,some guys are just a little sesnitve and like a little assplay,its all good
 
Stoney McFried

Stoney McFried

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Satan, why do religious freaks feel the need to preach to us who don't believe in Jeebus? I personally think it's because they have no real faith, so they shout as loud as they can so their god won't hear their doubt.If they can get us to agree, it validates their opinion.They are afraid to ask what if.What do you think, Satan?
 
wackymack

wackymack

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Stoney McFried said:
Satan, why do religious freaks feel the need to preach to us who don't believe in Jeebus? I personally think it's because they have no real faith, so they shout as loud as they can so their god won't hear their doubt.If they can get us to agree, it validates their opinion.They are afraid to ask what if.What do you think, Satan?
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i think u just answered your own statement.

people who preach are people who seek the answer that surounds them,the answers are all around,they just need to open their eyes to see the real truth within
 
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