How to keep annoying f#@king children from destroying my garden?

HailTheLeaf said:

Besides, they have a 13+ year old sister, I'm pretty sure someone is home, they just won't answer the door.

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If the sister is anywhere near that age, and watching/taking care of a child for more of the time then the parents do, then that is very illegal, it's called "parentism", I don't like causing problems in family structure, but if that is what you suspect is happening, I would call the NHS or your local version of such, not the police.

but otherwise, I would go with the cactus or the ivy

just lay down some bear traps eventually they will get the idea

@this thread: LOVE.

put the tomato cages around all the young plants, or make a greenhouse. reward the kids with candy or something whenever they don't mess your shit up??? just a thought.

o wait if these are not your kids then you probably just would want to lay down the law

hell pay some lil 15 year old to come fuck the daughter and teach the kids how to be respectfull...if they dont he kicks there ass...that otta keep the family in line

i would wanna spank their lil asses till they turned purple.. fuck that shit.. my 10 yr old son wouldnt pull that shit.. just scare the hell outta them with something or someone.. that sux dude...good luck

northwoodsmoker said:

i would wanna spank their lil asses till they turned purple.. fuck that shit.. my 10 yr old son wouldnt pull that shit.. just scare the hell outta them with something or someone.. that sux dude...good luck

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I found a baseball bat in my garden on my squash and pumpkins today...not too thrilled. Other than that, no major shit lately...

first all the suggestions r funny shit lol apparently im not the only tex avery fan but my thought would be build an inconspicuious fence with a 5 mile ranch fence charger hooked up out of site and hang a dorky my garden sigm up and itll take all they can not to touch it and when they do BLAMOH wet pants and tears lol then be like wow the plants told me they hate you kids i didnt know theyd take it this far then the kids think the plants have the power to attack theyll leave them alone ha

or try newports idea lol thatd work too

get a 12 guage shotgun give them a warning shot and say GET DA FUK OUTTA MY DAMN GARDEN

hmm im thinnking more the lines of a nice high psi paint ball gun. shooting over 300fps should do the trick, btw go for the kids friend cuz then you can say its tresspassing. if you do go this route, they make mace balls for paint ball guns, its riot controll amo but it is sold at gun stores. train yards have these now for all the kids that tag up the cars.

i personally would plant a type of trailing thorn bush that u can use to make circle your crop, remember, marijuana can grow pretty well amongst thorns once the plants are established. just dont use raspberrys because this will attract more children.

moms never home , that would suck if someone called cps. just joking....

i like the mace ball paint ball idea.

caltootall said:

i like the mace ball paint ball idea.

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I like that idea as a self defense option...would be great for deterring break-ins.

I'm not down with lethal violence unless it's hand to hand combat

Then again, after you mace someone in the face they become the perfect sparring dummy...

come to argentina you can live in the middle of nowhere and nobody will say anything

willymarijuana said:

come to argentina you can live in the middle of nowhere and nobody will say anything

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sure if ur from argentina. and if ur not they will fuck around mob ur ass.

get yourself two big ass dj stereo speakers. prepare to download and replay the mosquito ringtone over and over again. if you're old enough not to hear it you're safe. as for those kids they'll get so annoyed that they might ruin it even more. to counter that grow poison ivy.

electric fence, make sure to get one rated for many miles of fence, and then only use a few feet of fencing, set up a camera, and enjoy the show when you get home.

I don't think it will kill them, lol.


Actually, if you do get an electric fence, be careful. They really can hurt you if it's one of the big dogs that a guy would use for a very large pasture for cattle or the like. I touched a fence that the energizer was miles away, and it shocked the living hell out of me, left a blister, and if I hadn't just taken a leak I probably would of pissed myself.