How Hard Is It To Grow a Meth Plant?

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lalalalalala

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Umm the guy about the Cocoa is so wrong, you have to go through 2 process before the "cocaine" is actually made. I the first process of crushing the leaves to milk them you cannot get high off of the milk, then it is mixed with gasoline and other types of perto. in it.... then it is shipped to the HCl lab which there are about 60 in Columbia alone because they are where the finished product is.
Contrary to popular belief, Mexico and the southern US besides the ports have no coke worth touching.... it's all laced with speed and shit.
Sorry to say, but unless you go to South America; Costa Rica, and places very close to the source then you most likely are doing speed or meth.

I look forward to your comments. ;x haaaha+-
 
DarthD3vl

DarthD3vl

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I couldn't find the meth trees, but i did find a meth vine... trees like it, first the trees stay up all night using the vine, then a fter a few days the trees start seeing things and begin searching the forest floor for more vines.. before you know it the trees are so wrapped up in the meth vine, their leaves start falling out.. meth vines, watch out for em!
 
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Fire One Up

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go oldschool and get a pcp plant ;)
meth'l screw up your life, but PCP will screw up your life and you won't be able to remember it - hence no remorse! win win!
 
MediMary

MediMary

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Damn, My mind was just blown...:D
my friend sent me a message saying to google acacia berlandieri, so I do the ol wikipedia number.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acacia_berlandieri (great source huh ;) )

HOLY SHIT, the plant according to wiki contains trace amounts of five amphetamines previously believed to be human inventions:
amphetamine, methamphetamine, N,N-dimethylamphetamine, p-hydroxyamphetamine and p-methoxyamphetamine.
 
fabfun

fabfun

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MediMary said:
Damn, My mind was just blown...:D
my friend sent me a message saying to google acacia berlandieri, so I do the ol wikipedia number.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acacia_berlandieri (great source huh ;) )

HOLY SHIT, the plant according to wiki contains trace amounts of five amphetamines previously believed to be human inventions:
amphetamine, methamphetamine, N,N-dimethylamphetamine, p-hydroxyamphetamine and p-methoxyamphetamine.
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woohoo where do i get some beans?
 
Beansly

Beansly

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MediMary said:
Damn, My mind was just blown...:D
my friend sent me a message saying to google acacia berlandieri, so I do the ol wikipedia number.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acacia_berlandieri (great source huh ;) )

HOLY SHIT, the plant according to wiki contains trace amounts of five amphetamines previously believed to be human inventions:
amphetamine, methamphetamine, N,N-dimethylamphetamine, p-hydroxyamphetamine and p-methoxyamphetamine.
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LMFAO!!

I can't believe you actually found a meth tree...holy shit. That's hilarious
 
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a dog named chico

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MediMary said:
Damn, My mind was just blown...:D
my friend sent me a message saying to google acacia berlandieri, so I do the ol wikipedia number.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acacia_berlandieri (great source huh ;) )

HOLY SHIT, the plant according to wiki contains trace amounts of five amphetamines previously believed to be human inventions:
amphetamine, methamphetamine, N,N-dimethylamphetamine, p-hydroxyamphetamine and p-methoxyamphetamine.
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all BS aside...good find, good find!
 
MediMary

MediMary

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Lmao... no shit huh, who would have thunk it? :)

Im sitting over here asking myself whats fucking next? I 'm probably going to stumble across a college study showing breast milk increases yields by 200%. At which time my mind will offically be blown so hard I will no longer be able to function.


I guess I need to keep more of an open mind even when something seems so outrageous that I figure there is no way in hell it could be possible.
 
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a dog named chico

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MediMary said:
Lmao... no shit huh, who would have thunk it? :)

Im sitting over here asking myself whats fucking next? I 'm probably going to stumble across a college study showing breast milk increases yields by 200%. At which time my mind will offically be blown so hard I will no longer be able to function.


I guess I need to keep more of an open mind even when something seems so outrageous that I figure there is no way in hell it could be possible.
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Eh' the OP didn't post this thinking someone would find one, i think he was just a dumb ass...Stupid questions get stupid responses
 
C.Indica

C.Indica

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pH' said:
Ephedra sinica (ma huang)is a plant source for ephedrine. There is also the Khat plant (catha edulis) which can get you pretty amped, it containes methcathinone which is potent stimulant, ephedrine in high ammounts, norepinephrine and pseudoadrenaline, it is pretty stimulating. They are both dificult to grow from seed.

...But your still a moron.
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Best answer here. Fucking funny.
 
Farfenugen

Farfenugen

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Depends on if you want to maintain your good looks, your teeth, your nice clean skin, you're brain cells. But if you do partake in that poison be sure to know that when they slop your stinky corpse into the cremation chamber you'll glow all sorts of happy colors.
 
Liom Fein

Liom Fein

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hahahahaha holy shit a meth plant?! Oh my god, dude, that's a joke, right? I mean nobody is that ignorant... I hope.
 
C.Indica

C.Indica

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Farfenugen said:
Depends on if you want to maintain your good looks, your teeth, your nice clean skin, you're brain cells. But if you do partake in that poison be sure to know that when they slop your stinky corpse into the cremation chamber you'll glow all sorts of happy colors.
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People that do meth wind up looking like this guys avatar.
 
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Fire One Up

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so just out of curiosity, can anybody find anything to support this other than this wiki entry?
I found a few things that relate to the wiki in itself, and others that didn't mention the wiki but questioned the existance and testing of the tree.
looks hoaxy.
 
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