How do you say whats hard to say?

auldone said:

Did he lie and stick more than just the head in???

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hahaha oldest trick in the book

fuck... its none of that shit.

Well then what.. while giving him the russian trumbone did he pass gas.?.

"Accidentally" stuck it in your butt?

RawBudzski said:

Well then what.. while giving him the russian trumbone did he pass gas.?.

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lmfao i wish i didn't google that

lmao. funny shyt.

he smoked all your pot, then simply left.


you got left high and dry, so to speak.

maybe?

high and dry in a different way. he doesnt smoke pot

Urca said:

high and dry in a different way. he doesnt smoke pot

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The bastard forgot the K-Y???

nope, not that

nope, nothing happened. that's the whole problem.

While you guys were "Hanging" out.. . while his hands were upon your thighs, did he ever mention the words "Sea halibut, Trout, Big Mouth Bass" or any other type of Fish.. .

fdd2blk said:

nope, nothing happened. that's the whole problem.

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lol explain what you mean?

She got all dressed up pretty like, thinkin it was "The Night" and dude came over to play XBox....

well i did get dressed up nice, but thats not what happened

Holy shit. LMAO. The last 10-15 posts are funny as hell.

He missed both holes and went straight for the urethra?

didnt come at all, or didnt cum at all?

lol this is too easy...

She wants our attention and she has it. Now she needs to say what happened, blush, and get over it.

So you got all dressed up and had a golden shower. I don't see the problem.