Help I need to pass drug test and i smoked yesterday

Discussion in 'General Marijuana Growing' started by RyanTheRhino, Aug 17, 2010.

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    RyanTheRhino

    RyanTheRhino Math Mod

    any advice. i know royle flush aint the best but i am going out to grab a bottle now .Its better than nothing i guess

    please any advice, and i have already drank 12 bottles of water to and will continue.
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    Pureblood89

    Pureblood89 Well-Known Member

    get some niacin capsules
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    ThatGuy113

    ThatGuy113 Well-Known Member

    What kind of drug test is it? Probation, Job?

    For a on the spot test like most probation drug tests dilution MAY work its never 100% guaranteed...

    If you dropping as part of a job then all ive ever seen is private rooms where you are there by yourself (opposed to probation where they sit right next to you watching you) I was in a situation for a job i bought a bottle of Quick Fix not knowing if it was gonna work but it was my only chance. I passed the test and got the job but if i would of just diluted by drinking tons of water i wouldnt of passed. If you dilute to much your body doesnt get a chance to expel creatine and other things that are in urine. That makes for a automatic fail. Quick fix comes with a hand warmer so all you have to do is follow the instructions and you should be good to go.

    People may argue it but you cant rush thc out of your system.
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    wyteberrywidow

    wyteberrywidow Global Staff Member

    First off did you know if you had a drug test tommorow?
    Dont smoke and keep drinking water.That wont do nothing water itself cant do but if you think it will help go ahead drink that.
    I was on probation for 3 years and passed all tests with just plain water.I hope that makes you feel better eventho you still should just not smoke if you know you are being tested.
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    Wild Bill

    Wild Bill Member

    Hope this helps.

    Code:
    http://www.onlinepot.org/misc/pisstests.htm
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    wyteberrywidow

    wyteberrywidow Global Staff Member

    Im not trying to start anything but I cant agree with this i passed my probation tests 100 percent with just water for 3 years(36 months).Dipstick test or sent to the lab.
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    ThatGuy113

    ThatGuy113 Well-Known Member

    I think that's the exception to the rule. Cause yes i have seen people do exactly what your saying and pass every drug test, but i have seen many many more people fail no matter how much dilution they have done.
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    RyanTheRhino

    RyanTheRhino Math Mod

    yea its for a job promotion but i have to go to a lab to take the test. i got 2 bottles of royal flush ... and wow thanks for the quick responses
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    9867mike777

    9867mike777 Active Member

    In the future, you should buy some of the home THC test strips. You can get them pretty cheap on Ebay, maybe ten for $10. This way you have a general idea how long it takes to flush out of your system, so you can make an educated decision (and gamble) on how often to use it.

    Personally, I find these urine test abhorrent. The main problem I have is they don't test impairment at all. They don't even test for the THC that gets you high, they are simply a plus minus tests that show you have metabolite by-products in your system. I think they are a gross invasion of privacy. If they had the same ridiculous test for alcohol, a way more dangerous drug, people would go ape shit. I mean, for crying out loud, what the hell is it there business what I did two or three days ago? They need a real impairment test, similar to the breathalyzer for alcohol.

    The ACLU is filing a case on a medical marijuana user who got fired by Walmart because he failed the urine test. He wasn't high or impaired when he was at work. If or when cannabis becomes legal, they will have to rethink these ridiculous urine test. These tests are a multi-million dollar industry whose soul purpose is to harass the holy living shit out of people. It disgusts me, always has.

    What disgusts me the most is the pompous assholes, with the holier than thou attitude, who say "just don't do drugs." At the same time they are invariably sucking on a cigarette, the most deadly addictive drug known to man, or having their two martini lunch, another deadly addictive drug. Or they are hopped-up on horribly addictive prescription drugs, which are also way more dangerous. Pure stinking hypocrisy. It disgusts me, always has.
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    Buddreams

    Buddreams Active Member

    i keep atleast 3 vials of powdered sythetic urine. which i add to 60-80ml of water, and heat with a hand warmer placed in my shorts. this setup can be kept on site with me and mixed and warmed wihtin 15 mins for providing a 'sample'. I order the stuff from testclear.com i think.
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    ComradeToker

    ComradeToker Member

    What I've heard is that drinking cranberry juice alot of it will help dilute but also will alter your urine's PH enough that it will turn negative as the tests can only test within certain PH ranges. Hope that might help.
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    ThatGuy113

    ThatGuy113 Well-Known Member

    There is no way to actually do a on the spot test to see if one is under the influence, this is another contribution to the reason why marijuana is still illegal.
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    Serapis

    Serapis Well-Known Member

    I'm surprised no one mentioned the fat factor. I think water works for those that have little to no body fat because THC is stored in fat cells. I'd be surprised if water worked for anyone that was a few pounds overweight. Thoughts?
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    nailz92002

    nailz92002 Active Member

    Best way to pass a urine drug test. http://www.ipassedmydrugtest.com/

    1. Buy synthetic urine
    2. zap in microwave for 10secs
    3. use included warming packet
    4. attach to inner thigh underneath clothes
    5. go to test..."piss into test bottle"
    6. profit.

    I post this information because I believe like most everyone here that urine drug testing is not only a gross invasion of privacy but it doesn't test if you are under the influence. Thus making it a test to see if you have used Marijuana in the past month. Which is total bullshit.
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    pinxpointxpupil

    pinxpointxpupil Active Member

    dont drink TOO much water man it won't do anything

    you gotta let it sit inside your body for a bit for it to clean your out at all...if you just keep chugging water you will piss ONLY water..

    your piss should not be crystal clear, if you're pissing some yellow that means waste is being taken out of your body

    when you piss for your test make sure it isn't your first piss of the day, as that is the piss that has the most toxins in it.

    hope that helps at all, if not for your upcoming test, for future reference...
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    9867mike777

    9867mike777 Active Member

    I disagree. A blood test can test for THC impairment.
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    ThatGuy113

    ThatGuy113 Well-Known Member

    What would show up on a blood test that would show you were intoxicated at the time of the test and not just the fact that you have thc in your system from heavily smoking for the past couple of days (i.e. you werent high at the time of the test) ?

    To my knowledge there is no on the spot tools like a breathalyzer for alcohol. I may be wrong but i just tried looking into it and didnt find anything. I mean even if there is a way of telling from a blood test there still would be the problem of not having on the spot tests because that would just hold up the whole proccess of writing tickets and taking people to court. Its not efficient so if cops cant test you right there then its never gonna happen.
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    RyanTheRhino

    RyanTheRhino Math Mod

    alright so this is what i have in my arsenal, i have the original royal flush i will take, and now i got a old synthetic piss container that has the temp on it. i got a friend who was clean to piss in it ( i know so cuz he has 15 years over his head )and i have a hand warmer to heat it up prior to the test.

    I will first try to use the Clean piss in the bottle. if they are on my nuts and watching really close i might just have to actually give a sample(some type of mask is better than none right??).


    wish me luck
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    RyanTheRhino

    RyanTheRhino Math Mod

    I wonder if people ever sat down and thought about how stupid they are making something illegal because they cant tell if your impaired

    impaired- to Functioning poorly or incompetently

    obviously if you can not tell someone is impaired that means their not. if a cop points to a stop sign and asks what color is it. you say red then your not impaired ... anyone see where i am going with this..


    Their defense would be.. oh we try to be politically correct and assume maybe that person is color blind, so we cant test like that
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    RyanTheRhino

    RyanTheRhino Math Mod

    i think their mentally impaired fuck this country. this is what i get for working my ass off. in stead of a promotion i get fired even thought i was a good enough worker to get promoted.

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