Help I need to pass drug test and i smoked yesterday

RyanTheRhino

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any advice. i know royle flush aint the best but i am going out to grab a bottle now .Its better than nothing i guess

please any advice, and i have already drank 12 bottles of water to and will continue.
 

ThatGuy113

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What kind of drug test is it? Probation, Job?

For a on the spot test like most probation drug tests dilution MAY work its never 100% guaranteed...

If you dropping as part of a job then all ive ever seen is private rooms where you are there by yourself (opposed to probation where they sit right next to you watching you) I was in a situation for a job i bought a bottle of Quick Fix not knowing if it was gonna work but it was my only chance. I passed the test and got the job but if i would of just diluted by drinking tons of water i wouldnt of passed. If you dilute to much your body doesnt get a chance to expel creatine and other things that are in urine. That makes for a automatic fail. Quick fix comes with a hand warmer so all you have to do is follow the instructions and you should be good to go.

People may argue it but you cant rush thc out of your system.
 
First off did you know if you had a drug test tommorow?
Dont smoke and keep drinking water.That wont do nothing water itself cant do but if you think it will help go ahead drink that.
I was on probation for 3 years and passed all tests with just plain water.I hope that makes you feel better eventho you still should just not smoke if you know you are being tested.
 

Wild Bill

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Hope this helps.

WASH YOURSELF OUT: The general strategy for passing urine tests is to increase your fluid intake and urine flow so as to dilute the concentration of drugs in the sample below the threshold of detection. An hour or two before the test, you should fill your bladder with fluids - as much as you can drink. Water is fine - contrary to popular rumor, there is NO evidence that goldenseal, vinegar, niacin, or vitamin C help. However, high-dosage aspirin may reduce the sensitivity of the EMIT urine test for pot (only). Many people wash themselves out for several days in advance by drinking a lot and exercising, but there is no reason to think this is useful. In no case should you give your first urine of the morning, since drug metabolites tend to build up during your sleep.
While you're loading up on water before the test, you may also want to take a large dose (50-100 milligrams) of vitamin B-2, available in B-complex multivitamins. The purpose of this is to color your urine yellow, since otherwise you are likely to produce clear, watery urine, which makes some collectors suspicious (contrary to rumor, vitamin C won't help). In rare instances, some labs will reject a sample for being too watery; in this case, however, they will typically give you a second chance. Wait until your test results have been confirmed before indulging in compromising behavior.
You can boost your fluid output by taking diuretics, which stimulate urination. Weak diuretics include coffee, cranberry juice, certain health food products and over-the-counter pills for pre-menstrual water retention.
If you're taking the test on very short notice, you may wish to resort to more potent diuretics, which are widely prescribed to treat high blood pressure. Although strong diuretics, such as furosemide (Lasix®), are available only on prescription in the U.S., they can be had over-the-counter in Mexico and other foreign countries. Beware that they can be dangerous for certain persons, such as diabetics or pregnant women, and can cause problems if taken over extended periods. Diuretics can be detected in urine, but are rarely checked except for athletes. The following regime has been suggested by a former army drug testing officer (Robert Freeman, "How to 'Beat' a Drug Test," High Times, Aug. 1988): Take an 80-milligram dose of Lasix; take a hefty drink of water; piss two or three times, then take the test. If you're lucky and didn't smoke too much pot, a good washout may get you past a test on a couple days' notice. However, regular smokers should allow at least a week or two if at all possible.
DRUG SCREENS? It has been suggested that the ingestion of certain substances might alter body chemistry so as to disguise drug use. Although many products are currently being marketed as drug screens in head shops, High Times ads, etc., few have any solid scientific basis. Activated charcoal, a common detoxifier, might help lower metabolite levels a bit in long-term users if taken over the course of some days or weeks. It has been suggested on theoretical grounds that lecithin, a food emulsifier, might also be useful if taken over extended periods, but this hasn't been proven. A number of high-priced herbal teas and powders are promoted as urine cleansers, with no good medical rationale. While some users have reported remarkable success with them, many others have not. Independent experiments suggest that it may be water dilution, not the screen itself, that accounts for success.
TAMPERING: While urine dilution is useful, it isn't 100% reliable, especially for heavy daily users. Another tack used by some people is to tamper with the sample by adding adulterants or substituting clean urine for their own. Ethical issues aside, tampering is risky since subjects may be observed or made to disrobe beforehand, and cheating isn't forgiven. For the adventurous, Abbie Hoffman's book Steal This Urine Test has full instructions on how to rig yourself up with a plastic bag to substitute clean urine. You can buy clean, dehydrated urine from Byrd Labs. Beware however that labs check to make sure the temperature of urine samples is right (around 91-97ƒ).
Another trick to foil the test is to spike the sample with an adulterant. This approach should be used only as a last resort, since any adulterant can be chemically detected if labs take the trouble to do so. A number of adulterants cause negatives on the commonly used EMIT test, but not necessarily other tests. In an emergency, you might fool an EMIT test by adding a few drops of Visine® to the sample. Other common adulterants include detergent, bleach, salt, and the cleaning solution glutaraldahyde, but most of these are easily detected by smell or visual inspection. A host of commercial adulterants are on the market (for advertisements, see High Times). Among the more popular are Klear® and Whizzies®. No additive is 100% reliable, and all involve a substantial risk of detection. Many drug testing companies claim to test for adulterants, though it isn't clear how carefully.
Many drug testing aids are advertised with money-back guarantees if you test positive. BEWARE: guarantees do not assure good test results! Vendors often exaggerate product reliability and ignore customer complaints.
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What kind of drug test is it? Probation, Job?

For a on the spot test like most probation drug tests dilution MAY work its never 100% guaranteed...

If you dropping as part of a job then all ive ever seen is private rooms where you are there by yourself (opposed to probation where they sit right next to you watching you) I was in a situation for a job i bought a bottle of Quick Fix not knowing if it was gonna work but it was my only chance. I passed the test and got the job but if i would of just diluted by drinking tons of water i wouldnt of passed. If you dilute to much your body doesnt get a chance to expel creatine and other things that are in urine. That makes for a automatic fail. Quick fix comes with a hand warmer so all you have to do is follow the instructions and you should be good to go.

People may argue it but you cant rush thc out of your system.
Im not trying to start anything but I cant agree with this i passed my probation tests 100 percent with just water for 3 years(36 months).Dipstick test or sent to the lab.
 

ThatGuy113

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I think that's the exception to the rule. Cause yes i have seen people do exactly what your saying and pass every drug test, but i have seen many many more people fail no matter how much dilution they have done.
 

RyanTheRhino

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yea its for a job promotion but i have to go to a lab to take the test. i got 2 bottles of royal flush ... and wow thanks for the quick responses
 

9867mike777

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In the future, you should buy some of the home THC test strips. You can get them pretty cheap on Ebay, maybe ten for $10. This way you have a general idea how long it takes to flush out of your system, so you can make an educated decision (and gamble) on how often to use it.

Personally, I find these urine test abhorrent. The main problem I have is they don't test impairment at all. They don't even test for the THC that gets you high, they are simply a plus minus tests that show you have metabolite by-products in your system. I think they are a gross invasion of privacy. If they had the same ridiculous test for alcohol, a way more dangerous drug, people would go ape shit. I mean, for crying out loud, what the hell is it there business what I did two or three days ago? They need a real impairment test, similar to the breathalyzer for alcohol.

The ACLU is filing a case on a medical marijuana user who got fired by Walmart because he failed the urine test. He wasn't high or impaired when he was at work. If or when cannabis becomes legal, they will have to rethink these ridiculous urine test. These tests are a multi-million dollar industry whose soul purpose is to harass the holy living shit out of people. It disgusts me, always has.

What disgusts me the most is the pompous assholes, with the holier than thou attitude, who say "just don't do drugs." At the same time they are invariably sucking on a cigarette, the most deadly addictive drug known to man, or having their two martini lunch, another deadly addictive drug. Or they are hopped-up on horribly addictive prescription drugs, which are also way more dangerous. Pure stinking hypocrisy. It disgusts me, always has.
 

Buddreams

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i keep atleast 3 vials of powdered sythetic urine. which i add to 60-80ml of water, and heat with a hand warmer placed in my shorts. this setup can be kept on site with me and mixed and warmed wihtin 15 mins for providing a 'sample'. I order the stuff from testclear.com i think.
 
What I've heard is that drinking cranberry juice alot of it will help dilute but also will alter your urine's PH enough that it will turn negative as the tests can only test within certain PH ranges. Hope that might help.
 

ThatGuy113

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In the future, you should buy some of the home THC test strips. You can get them pretty cheap on Ebay, maybe ten for $10. This way you have a general idea how long it takes to flush out of your system, so you can make an educated decision (and gamble) on how often to use it.

Personally, I find these urine test abhorrent. The main problem I have is they don't test impairment at all. They don't even test for the THC that gets you high, they are simply a plus minus tests that show you have metabolite by-products in your system. I think they are a gross invasion of privacy. If they had the same ridiculous test for alcohol, a way more dangerous drug, people would go ape shit. I mean, for crying out loud, what the hell is it there business what I did two or three days ago? They need a real impairment test, similar to the breathalyzer for alcohol.

The ACLU is filing a case on a medical marijuana user who got fired by Walmart because he failed the urine test. He wasn't high or impaired when he was at work. If or when cannabis becomes legal, they will have to rethink these ridiculous urine test. These tests are a multi-million dollar industry whose soul purpose is to harass the holy living shit out of people. It disgusts me, always has.

What disgusts me the most is the pompous assholes, with the holier than thou attitude, who say "just don't do drugs." At the same time they are invariably sucking on a cigarette, the most deadly addictive drug known to man, or having their two martini lunch, another deadly addictive drug. Or they are hopped-up on horribly addictive prescription drugs, which are also way more dangerous. Pure stinking hypocrisy. It disgusts me, always has.
There is no way to actually do a on the spot test to see if one is under the influence, this is another contribution to the reason why marijuana is still illegal.
 

Serapis

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I'm surprised no one mentioned the fat factor. I think water works for those that have little to no body fat because THC is stored in fat cells. I'd be surprised if water worked for anyone that was a few pounds overweight. Thoughts?
 

nailz92002

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Best way to pass a urine drug test. http://www.ipassedmydrugtest.com/

1. Buy synthetic urine
2. zap in microwave for 10secs
3. use included warming packet
4. attach to inner thigh underneath clothes
5. go to test..."piss into test bottle"
6. profit.

I post this information because I believe like most everyone here that urine drug testing is not only a gross invasion of privacy but it doesn't test if you are under the influence. Thus making it a test to see if you have used Marijuana in the past month. Which is total bullshit.
 
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pinxpointxpupil

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dont drink TOO much water man it won't do anything

you gotta let it sit inside your body for a bit for it to clean your out at all...if you just keep chugging water you will piss ONLY water..

your piss should not be crystal clear, if you're pissing some yellow that means waste is being taken out of your body

when you piss for your test make sure it isn't your first piss of the day, as that is the piss that has the most toxins in it.

hope that helps at all, if not for your upcoming test, for future reference...
 

ThatGuy113

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I disagree. A blood test can test for THC impairment.
What would show up on a blood test that would show you were intoxicated at the time of the test and not just the fact that you have thc in your system from heavily smoking for the past couple of days (i.e. you werent high at the time of the test) ?

To my knowledge there is no on the spot tools like a breathalyzer for alcohol. I may be wrong but i just tried looking into it and didnt find anything. I mean even if there is a way of telling from a blood test there still would be the problem of not having on the spot tests because that would just hold up the whole proccess of writing tickets and taking people to court. Its not efficient so if cops cant test you right there then its never gonna happen.
 

RyanTheRhino

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alright so this is what i have in my arsenal, i have the original royal flush i will take, and now i got a old synthetic piss container that has the temp on it. i got a friend who was clean to piss in it ( i know so cuz he has 15 years over his head )and i have a hand warmer to heat it up prior to the test.

I will first try to use the Clean piss in the bottle. if they are on my nuts and watching really close i might just have to actually give a sample(some type of mask is better than none right??).


wish me luck
 

RyanTheRhino

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I wonder if people ever sat down and thought about how stupid they are making something illegal because they cant tell if your impaired

impaired- to Functioning poorly or incompetently

obviously if you can not tell someone is impaired that means their not. if a cop points to a stop sign and asks what color is it. you say red then your not impaired ... anyone see where i am going with this..


Their defense would be.. oh we try to be politically correct and assume maybe that person is color blind, so we cant test like that
 

RyanTheRhino

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i think their mentally impaired fuck this country. this is what i get for working my ass off. in stead of a promotion i get fired even thought i was a good enough worker to get promoted.
 
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