Having Surgery Today... Will I die!?!?!?!!

strangerdude562

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I saw a documentary that was about people that went under the knife and felt everything, heard everything, but could not move or talk. As a result of the anesthesia not working.
 

GrowTech

stays relevant.
Crows can even learn how to "talk" the way parrots do... I've done looking around in my area and I don't know if it's legal to have them as pets here... which sucks, because I really like them.

I'm gonna check craigslist anyhow.
 

strangerdude562

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Crows can even learn how to "talk" the way parrots do... I've done looking around in my area and I don't know if it's legal to have them as pets here... which sucks, because I really like them.

I'm gonna check craigslist anyhow.

Yeah I live near you, and I've been investigating on how to get a skunk as a pet.
 

ANC

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My dad had an apendectomy with only an epidural... He didn't feel anything obviously (appart from the needle)... but it could not have been fun... He had a heart deformity which did not allow the regular way of doing things.

The hospital sent us a bill for giving birth...

Did you see the chimp math one yet?
 

Sunnysideup

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they're real smart..animal planet had a show and the crows were doing these block puzzles... funny stuff how stubborn they are...
Yeah Twisty!!! I have been reading on them since GrowTech mentioned them! I am impressed!!! Might have to get a Crow!!!!!!! I wonder if I can fit three birds in my avy? I know I can!!
 

fdd2blk

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i told the anesthesiologist that i wake up from being knocked out and feel really sh*tty. i usually vomit for the first hour or two after coming awake. so he gave me an epideral and then just put me under "a little bit". i was worried i would hear things. i didn't. i didn't wake up groggy but i was numb from the waist down for 2 days. not sure which was worse. tube in the pecker hurt, as well.
 

Chiceh

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i told the anesthesiologist that i wake up from being knocked out and feel really sh*tty. i usually vomit for the first hour or two after coming awake. so he gave me an epideral and then just put me under "a little bit". i was worried i would hear things. i didn't. i didn't wake up groggy but i was numb from the waist down for 2 days. not sure which was worse. tube in the pecker hurt, as well.
I get the same way with the anesthetic, makes me really sick. The epidural does hurt, I can still feel the spot from where I had one 6 years ago, it gets a twitchy like feeling that tingles in it every once in awhile. :confused:
 

Stoney McFried

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I was glad I was numb for a couple of days after I got my epidural after I gave birth to the second daughter.BECAUSE THE NURSE TRIPPED OVER MY CATHETER!
 

fdd2blk

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I get the same way with the anesthetic, makes me really sick. The epidural does hurt, I can still feel the spot from where I had one 6 years ago, it gets a twitchy like feeling that tingles in it every once in awhile. :confused:

now i feel it, thanks. :mrgreen:
 

Twistyman

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I was glad I was numb for a couple of days after I got my epidural after I gave birth to the second daughter.BECAUSE THE NURSE TRIPPED OVER MY CATHETER!
I hate those....I had one and the stupid floor cleaners kept knocking it on the floor... I was worried one of the would step on it and blow my bag (sorry girls) up like a balloon....:shock::shock::shock::shock:

now i feel it, thanks. :mrgreen:
Poor fdd... going to have a psychosomatic (with reason) pain now .... time for a joint....:joint:
Psychological back pain is the most common form of back and spine pain. A large percentage of back pain complaints are not caused by a physical problem. Yes, a physical abnormality might exist, but the condition is purely coincidental and not the actual reason for the pain. These common back pain scapegoat conditions assist in disguising the true nature of psychosomatic back pain. The mind and body interact constantly and are jointly responsible for all conditions of health and disease. Discounting the mind’s ability to cause and cure pain is the crucial mistake made by both patients and doctors alike.:shock:
 

Sunnysideup

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ok so i am a regular smoker, smoke everyday, usually 2-4 times per day. I'm going in for surgery today, at 11:30 am. I am kinda freakin out cuz all this stuff makes me so nervous. Im supposed to be getting general anesthesia. So waht I really want to to right now, is smoke to calm my ass down. But then I think hmmmm maybe smoking before surgery could be a bad idea?
So I google. and apparently, I'm gonna die :(
On a brighter note- since I have been smoking every single day anyway, it prob won't make a difference if I smoke right now?? One final toke before I go lol.
Anyone have experience as a toner going under? Did you stop smoking for a week beforehand or smoke that day? I want to know what to expect. I don't know if I should tell my doc or not, I don't want her to cancel the surgery. I really need it.
BTW they are not actually cutting into me, rather, snaking a tube up my...hmm lets not get into that. ANy advice ???? Thanks guys!!!
I was just checking in to see how you made out.
I hope everything went well....let us know.:peace:
 

Jolijn

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dude you'll be fine. just be really honest about your entire health but dont mention weed unless the guy does. i went under once to get some screws and plates on my heel...i smoked that morning. it'll hit you pretty fast, i didn't even count to ten and next thing i knew i was waking up.
 

polypterus

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Hey! I just wanted to let everyone know I survived!! thanks for all the good advice. i smoked before my surgery n it def helped chill me out and let me relax and mentally prepare myself.
I told the nurse, the doctor doing the surgery, and the anesthesiologist all that I smoked that day. The nurse seemed amused and asked what other name I could give her for "pot" (I said marijuana lol,) the doc was tot unfazed, and unconcerned and the anesth. lady was the only one who seemed a bit perplexed. She said something about asking someone something, disappeared, came back and asked me a few more questions about how much i smoke (for 10 years, 2x day etc..) and said i would be fine as long as i was not doing coke? I was like no drugs, no drinking, no cigs! I just smoke pot.
and all went fine. in fact the "appetizer" drug she gave me before i went totally under was quite wonderful! and the morphine after was nice : )
i wasn't really in too much pain but i figured wtf get what i can out of this experience.
certainly not a fun time but i made the best of it i';d say
night all!
 

Jolijn

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what did you go in for? how long is your recovery time? are you still in teh hospital (aaarrrg can't smoke! haha)
 

Sunnysideup

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Hey! I just wanted to let everyone know I survived!! thanks for all the good advice. i smoked before my surgery n it def helped chill me out and let me relax and mentally prepare myself.
I told the nurse, the doctor doing the surgery, and the anesthesiologist all that I smoked that day. The nurse seemed amused and asked what other name I could give her for "pot" (I said marijuana lol,) the doc was tot unfazed, and unconcerned and the anesth. lady was the only one who seemed a bit perplexed. She said something about asking someone something, disappeared, came back and asked me a few more questions about how much i smoke (for 10 years, 2x day etc..) and said i would be fine as long as i was not doing coke? I was like no drugs, no drinking, no cigs! I just smoke pot.
and all went fine. in fact the "appetizer" drug she gave me before i went totally under was quite wonderful! and the morphine after was nice : )
i wasn't really in too much pain but i figured wtf get what i can out of this experience.
certainly not a fun time but i made the best of it i';d say
night all!
Glad everything went good!!! Get some rest I am sure your wiped out.:hug:
 

ANC

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call me a prude, but ain't noone sticking no tubes up my pecker.

Glad you are still with us.
 

ststepen420

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glad to see everything turned out good and yeah that shit they give you before they put you out is great. I was begging them to let me just chill for a while but they werent having it.
 
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