Having sex with your partner in your grow room?

kalu08

kalu08

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Ok so it sounds off the wall, and so it may be, but I found myself wondering the effect it would have on marijuana plants if a couple regularly had sex in a grow room. We all know music, talking to a plant, and increases in co2 from human presence can all be beneficial to a plant. Would the endorphins and sexual hormones being experienced and emitted by human intercourse effect plant growth?
I tried googling such experiments but could find nothing on the subject.
Any thoughts?
 
kalu08

kalu08

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Tim Fox said:
is it just me,, but dang I would be checkin her over for mold spores and or mites thrips, before going into the grow room,, hahahaa
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Well if I brought an unknown women in my grow room, checking her for carrying plant pests would be the least of my worries. My wife would probably kill the strange woman and worse my plants and make me watch before ending me slowly.
 
Tim Fox

Tim Fox

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kalu08 said:
Well if I brought an unknown women in my grow room, checking her for carrying plant pests would be the least of my worries. My wife would probably kill the strange woman and worse my plants and make me watch before ending me slowly.
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Thats awesome!!
 
Dr. Who

Dr. Who

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kalu08 said:
Well if I brought an unknown women in my grow room, checking her for carrying plant pests would be the least of my worries. My wife would probably kill the strange woman and worse my plants and make me watch before ending me slowly.
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Can you say Lorena Bobbitt or are you paying attention to the dick on that bug?

kalu08 said:
Ok so it sounds off the wall, and so it may be, but I found myself wondering the effect it would have on marijuana plants if a couple regularly had sex in a grow room. We all know music, talking to a plant, and increases in co2 from human presence can all be beneficial to a plant. Would the endorphins and sexual hormones being experienced and emitted by human intercourse effect plant growth?
I tried googling such experiments but could find nothing on the subject.
Any thoughts?
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Spooge on the plants! Makes a great fert as I understand it!!
 
Tim Fox

Tim Fox

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next day ,, after drunken sex on the plants the night before,, i can hear the inner conversation now,,,, " what is that while shit on my leafs"? " is that mold,, do i have fungus",,,, I NEED TO SPRAY NOW@!!
 
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