kmog33
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Lol no but I have seen a ton of iguanas.
Has having good bud on hand gotten you laid?
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Yessica...
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Big Trees
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Well as long as you didn't make the same mistake that I did and went to some resort bar once you cross the water bridge into the town and paid like $15 for a mojito(they claimed the best on the island) which was weak as shit so I went to little bar by the cruise port and pounded amstel brights until it was time to leave.
And not to stray from the topic of this thread: No, having bomb weed has never alone got me laid. It has cock blocked me in the past though by making a dead moth after smoking shit that was too strong for the intended purpose lol
kmog33
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Hahahahaa I went to that place too. I saw "worlds best mojito" and my gf and I decided to get that out. We were also disappointed.
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Yessica...
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Hey @a senile fungus
Good weed ever gotten YOU laid?
@lahadaextranjera definitely has!!! Although I'm quite certain she could get laid without the weeds just fine.
Good weed ever gotten YOU laid?
@lahadaextranjera definitely has!!! Although I'm quite certain she could get laid without the weeds just fine.
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a senile fungus
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You just reminded me, wanna smoke some weed later?
Yessica...
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MonkeyGrinder
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Never had any issues getting tail before having good smoke. I actually went for girls who didn't smoke for the most part. Before and after growing. But I have hair down to my ass and am told I look like a LOTR elf lol.
I don't smoke in public or when I'm out and about. It's saved for when I'm at home and can't sleep. If I get em home I'll break out a bottle of port or mead along with the fancy glassware. Ive had what I assumed to be a business proposal from a female that I shut down in short order. Hooked up with her pretty frequently for a few weeks and I guess she thought I'd help her out via fronting. There's been females I kept around who did smoke that got entirely too comfortable toking on my shit when they saw "my guy gets good smoke". I had a friend that messed around with high end Opiates. Done the ridealong thing with him on way too many occasions. Had more pillwhores than I have fingers and toes try and get frisky thinking I could somehow hook them up in that area. Various meetings. A few parties etc. Weed's never flat out done anything though.
I don't smoke in public or when I'm out and about. It's saved for when I'm at home and can't sleep. If I get em home I'll break out a bottle of port or mead along with the fancy glassware. Ive had what I assumed to be a business proposal from a female that I shut down in short order. Hooked up with her pretty frequently for a few weeks and I guess she thought I'd help her out via fronting. There's been females I kept around who did smoke that got entirely too comfortable toking on my shit when they saw "my guy gets good smoke". I had a friend that messed around with high end Opiates. Done the ridealong thing with him on way too many occasions. Had more pillwhores than I have fingers and toes try and get frisky thinking I could somehow hook them up in that area. Various meetings. A few parties etc. Weed's never flat out done anything though.
JellyJaguar
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None of the women I see have any idea I smoke and I plan to keep it that way. All it takes is you not texting her back in time and shes telling all her friends how the mean drug dealer shes dating is ignoring her. I don't sell, give or even wear pot tshirts because my state is so nazi about pot. Will weed get you laid? absolutely... is it worth it if you live in a state that will lock you up? I would say no 
It's my dirty little secret. During the week I dress like a little yuppy with my overpriced car house etc.. but when I get home to my bat cave I smoke til my mouth gets numb. Then I watch gamegrumps, play monster hunter or go swimming. When the cleaning lady is over I push the riding mower in front of the basement door and workout for a bit until they leave. No sex is worth losing peace of mind for me I guess.
It's my dirty little secret. During the week I dress like a little yuppy with my overpriced car house etc.. but when I get home to my bat cave I smoke til my mouth gets numb. Then I watch gamegrumps, play monster hunter or go swimming. When the cleaning lady is over I push the riding mower in front of the basement door and workout for a bit until they leave. No sex is worth losing peace of mind for me I guess.
georgio838
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heres a top tip known only to a select few...choose a nice cured bud...have a quick wank & cover the bud with your sauce, allow to dry over a few days on a paper towel, save this bud for your desired target and make sure your present when she smokes it, politely decline if she offers you some in return & for christs sake dont let your mates accidentally smoke it....works a treat! she will steam up pretty fast man...
georgio838
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man thats a naughty sort of bear that thing...lol
Yessica...
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Is your first name Doctor?
They like it when you pay to advertise here...just saying.
I know right??? That's actually a kids toy that people sell though. Weird.
justugh
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yes and no
yes it has opened doors ... no i have not fucked them
getting a blow job because u put a line of coke on your dick is one thing ..........but u never want to date a party slut (never meet one that had anything of value to them ) they are only worried about looking good getting the drugs and being better then the jones so they feel better about themselves
snobby girls are no fun ......they might be willing to pay top dollar for good weed but they are so uptight with a stick in the ass weed does not really help they need the doctor's pills
yes it has opened doors ... no i have not fucked them
getting a blow job because u put a line of coke on your dick is one thing ..........but u never want to date a party slut (never meet one that had anything of value to them ) they are only worried about looking good getting the drugs and being better then the jones so they feel better about themselves
snobby girls are no fun ......they might be willing to pay top dollar for good weed but they are so uptight with a stick in the ass weed does not really help they need the doctor's pills
ttystikk
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Laughed my ass off at this! TRUTH! Applies to more than a few boyz, too lol
