Hardest Thing You've Laughed At While High?

this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfieK7cMTbc

Its always best when you just pick up some uberclass smoke and bomb it for an hour or so, to the point where actions are near enough uncontrollable. Now i myself always make random noises, noises from films, quotes from songs or films, also DEATH METAL VOCALS come in handy in stoning situations or whatever ya know.

so it was the first time some kids had come out with us, we were in a mates garage. he'd made it all cushy an that, tv, cd players, rugs an shit. Now everyones high and having a good time, apart from one of the kids whose layed out in the corner. After jokes of 'so whose gonna teabag him then' i got right close up in his face and said "hey steve, joint here for ya". He just sorta mumbled and wriggled a bit (like you do just before a whitey) so i had a couple off this joint and said to him again "steve mate, joints here for you". he said he didnt want it. i grabbed his shirt, pulled him up to his knees real fast, now the fear in this lads eyes was enough to make anyone laugh cos he didnt have a clue why i was doing this. And i bent down and screamed "take the joint faggot" in my best false chord type scream. Mate, his eyes went sooooo huge!! i let him go and he went all floppy and slumped back down, only to look back up in terror and follow it up with an instant whitey. I really have never laughed sooo hard

For a few weeks after that everytime we got high there we all be sat gerrin blazed and id start giggling cos id be seeing it over and over again in my head. Good times!

Also, after a sesh behind tescos we went for a wander about town. Real nice day an all, mid summer. Me and a mate were pretty fuckin high and decided that munch time was imminent. Went to the bakers and got some scran, were sat on this bench in the middle of town scoffing some pastys when we both hear shouting, some guy comes running out of an alley and down the middle of the road followed by 2 coppers. Now one coppers a bit large so he gave up the chase and called backup. But the other one was off like fuck! I really felt sorry for him though, he got so close to grabbing the runaway. But he slipped on DOGSHIT (no joke!!!) and went down sooo hard, rolling all over the floor an that. I instanteneously pointed and laughed, choking on pasty, tears running down my face now the large fed comes over and tells me to stop laughing. I looked up right into his eyes and burst out laughing at him for no reason, spitting food all over, hardly breathing i was laughing that much. They both just sorta wandered off. Seeing that made my year. really did

I had a CB100 Honda and I went to the sonic where basically the whole school goes until about 7 pm on thursdays, hanging out for about 3 hours... of course, everyone was ridiculously high. This is my senior year of high school. Anyways, I was giving rides people take the bike, we were doing circles all around the building and shit. So I was really high and everyone was telling me to show them a burnout. For some odd reason I thought it would be funny to put it on the mainstand, and rock back into the burnout. I don't know why I thought this would work.

Anyways, I'm spinning the wheel, this is a 100cc so I've got it in first and the wheel is going 25 mph, and I rock it back and it does a burnout for about half of a second then it bites and rips the bike out from under me and I've got it in the air above my head. I was high and all I did was try to grab the clutch, back brake would have been nice, but of course, cant get to it when your only points of contact are the handlebars. Anyways, it came down on the back wheel and I kind of pulled it to the side [180] and brought the front wheel down, which was able to kill the bike. It hurt my shoulders but the whole school gave me shit for it until the day I got kicked out.

Good times.

When I was younger some marijuana could put me in a fit of laughter. Ive noticed that does'nt happen anymore.

when i went to our local football stadium and finding out it the special olympics was going on just left me dissapointed...

ismokebomb said:

i am too high, i put this thread in the wrong place lol

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There are no wrong places, dude. Okay, in the shower, otherwise, no worries

I saw a kid once taking a crap in the public library in the hallway just to make himself laugh I guess.It was a crazy thing to walk up on him just squatting there pinching one out. I knew the kid doind it though he was not with me.I caught him in grade school putting all the lunch forks up his snotty nose and putting them back for people to eat with.Fucked up kid.

The first time I saw the southpark episode where mephisto makes a genetic retard copy of stan then shoots it in the head when it starts feeling human emotion. Was hella stoned and could not stop laughing. Everything was funny. Still cracks me up.

would have to be a mirror, that is also pretty hard. i think the title alone is a stoner quotable

but really, i get totally smoked out then get like 3cm from the bathroom mirror and just start laughing at myself what can i say, i like to watch how my muscles and such all work together when making movements and all that lot the human body is beatifully crafted

the hardest thing i've ever laughed at was when my friend kicked a water bottle between me and my friend and said "it's good" and i said "there are no field goals in soccer" he told me to say that to another friend of mine when he came back into the room. I tried to tell him for a half hour and couldn't do it.

it was probably this time i was eating from an entire block of cheese and my ex-girlfriend came into the room and asked me what the fuck i was doing... it ended up with me shooting cheese and saliva all over the room and then having a 20 min giggling session at it...

when i was in KFC and my friend couldn't come in because he had a mcflurry. The lady wouldn't take my order because she was to busy keeping him from walking in. I laughed really hard about that

I was in art class a few years back and the teacher was pissed because someone was talking, she walked in front of the class and yelled "I hear voices and I don't know where they are coming from!" never laughed so hard.

Hands down, hardest laugh, when my cousin told this dumb joke when we were kids. Goes something like this: 3 ducks come across a pond and have to get across. The first duck jumps in, swims across, second duck jumps in swims across. Third duck, walks AAALLLL the way around. Other ducks ask, why didn't you just swim across?...What do I look like a toaster?

Horrible joke, but the delivery and insane, genuine laughter that my cousin had, made everybody laugh and cry histerically

probably the family guy episode where peter has a pirate crew.

if were gonna throw out shows! mine would have to be the first time the RICK JAMES episode of the chappele show came on! i was at the house by myself and was laughed like crazy and couldnt stop and was just sitting there by myself!

MinorThreat said:

if were gonna throw out shows! mine would have to be the first time the RICK JAMES episode of the chappele show came on! i was at the house by myself and was laughed like crazy and couldnt stop and was just sitting there by myself!

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1st official time i got high, everythimg was in slowmo n i woz on my bredrens sofa wathcin cartoons, the next day i found out we were actualy wotchin rush hour.

TOYOTA commercial, "The Swagger Wagon" lmao keep a look out for that1

Alright so like the second time I ever smoked so my tolorance was crazy low... So we are out side on my friends porch smoking some j's and takin some bong hits. Needless to say I was pretty fucked up and it was dark out and there were some mosquito's and stuff.

So by friend was about to sit in a chair and there was a mosquito right under her butt. And I was like sit down quick! She was like WTF why but sat down anyways... So I start cracking up trying to tell her she just on a mosquito but I couldn't say more than three words before cracking up...

And look up trippy on YouTube while balzed that shit left us laughing for what seamed like 30 min but it was only a 5 min video haha