HALLOWEEN: Love it? Hate it? (poll)

Hookabelly said:

I showed my mom and she totally didn't get it. She goes: "That doesn't look anything like a nose, it looks like a finger." LOL

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Nice job checking with your mom! That's who I check with too when I want to know if something looks like a sweaty dong or not.

bu$hleaguer said:

Nice job checking with your mom! That's who I check with too when I want to know if something looks like a sweaty dong or not.

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I didn't CHECK with her, I was laughing about it and showed her. LOL. Dang I've got the giggles. Just 'bout to blow up into the proverbial laughing fit here.

Hookabelly said:

I didn't CHECK with her, I was laughing about it and showed her. LOL. Dang I've got the giggles. Just 'bout to blow up into the proverbial laughing fit here.

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At least we know your fathers dick don't look like that.
But who's finger has she related that thing to.

As long as she thinks it's a finger you may as well have her put it on her face and take a picture of her. She'll think it's a finger but you'll know it's really a plastic mold of some guy's greasy cock. It'll make for a keeper for sure!

I like giving out candy to people. its so cute when the little kids come before it gets dark with their parents. I tell every one they had the coolest costume of the night and they're so stoked.

Never had a single trick or treater
we live where goblins don't go.

What's the best way to pick up the hot single mom's the stop by?

Skuxx said:

What's the best way to pick up the hot single mom's the stop by?

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A snare

charface said:

Never had a single trick or treater
we live where goblins don't go.

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We've had ONE in 23 years LOL. It was a distant neighbor when we first moved here, (hell, ALL the neighbors were distant then) I didn't even have kids of my own then nor did we even buy candy. We live in the middle of the woods! But there she was with her dad…so I panicked and put an apple and a new roll of dental floss in her plastic pumpkin...

I don't celebrate any holidays or birthdays, I celebrate everyday as a holiday. I eat candy whenever I want.

Hookabelly said:

I showed my mom and she totally didn't get it. She goes: "That doesn't look anything like a nose, it looks like a finger." LOL

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you mom knows what a penis looks like

hexthat said:

I don't celebrate any holidays or birthdays, I celebrate everyday as a holiday. I eat candy whenever I want.

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I miss carving pumpkins… Love roasting the seeds

Hookabelly said:

We've had ONE in 23 years LOL. It was a distant neighbor when we first moved here, (hell, ALL the neighbors were distant then) I didn't even have kids of my own then nor did we even buy candy. We live in the middle of the woods! But there she was with her dad…so I panicked and put an apple and a new roll of dental floss in her plastic pumpkin...

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Boy I can see her excited face now.... "Ooooohhhhh..... Dental floss and an apple..... Uhhhh thanks?"

bu$hleaguer said:

Boy I can see her excited face now.... "Ooooohhhhh..... Dental floss and an apple..... Uhhhh thanks?"

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Well ya but I didn't have any thing else!! What was I supposed to do? give her the airline bottles of Crown Royal in the cupboard?

This Sunday is pumpkin carving and seed roasting at my house. This year we have an 8 year old "girl vampire." Last year we had a 7 year old "I have no fucking idea what she is but she picked it out."

bu$hleaguer said:

This Sunday is pumpkin carving and seed roasting at my house. This year we have an 8 year old "girl vampire." Last year we had a 7 year old "I have no fucking idea what she is but she picked it out."

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Jealous. Save some seeds for me. Lightly salted please

Hookabelly said:

Jealous. Save some seeds for me. Lightly salted please

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Sure. Done.

When you have little ones I think all things such as Halloween just gets fun again. The town I live in now is big on Halloween, every house is decked out. People fill the streets with red cups and beers. One guy that used to work with dreamworks has animatronics on display. Disnland level , pretty sick. And its a Friday this year ....

@bu$hleaguer you do anything special to the pumpkin to make it last a little longer ? I hate when they rot to damn fast. I'll be roasting seeds this weekend too. Did it last year and they came out good

One my 7 year did on his own after his mom went all "he's gonna ruin it" it's stencil but good for a 7 yr old wild boy