HALLOWEEN: Love it? Hate it? (poll)

Do you celebrate Halloween?


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    48

ClaytonBigsby

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Girls, girls!!!! I hate masks on halloween, everything else sends my wiener into full blast. I love costume play, so let me tell you, the syphilis one is the best because it will feel so naughty. Of course I would want to have about 4 beers in me, maybe 5, so it will feel like an even bigger mistake. GD sexy!

What time is love?!?!?!?!?
 

ClaytonBigsby

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Reminds me, when I was about 20 I met this girl balled up and crying next to a small shack by a pond. I started talking to her and made her laugh a little. After a bit we started kissing and when I started rubbing her goods there was a bunch of rough bumps like maybe she had her own rough rider condom thing going. I said what's that and she said it was from an abortion so I kept going and we did sex. Years later I heard about genital warts and I think that's what it probably was. Anyway, she was wearing overalls and in my mind she was a farmer's daughter. F'in hot!!!!
 

Hookabelly

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Now those are some great costume ideas! I'm a redhead so I'm thinking I could go as Sexy Tampon or since I have freckles possibly Late Stage Syphilis, god knows I got the mentation for that costume.

Let me know if you take Syphilis and I'll rock Tampon girl :)
Well, I'm a hat type of girl and I really like the shit head effect of the poo costume, plus Ima add some dingleberry earrings, so tampon girl is all yours. We could go to the party together, you know sort of a 2 for 1 dirty nether regions sort of package...
 

curious2garden

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Staff member
Well, I'm a hat type of girl and I really like the shit head effect of the poo costume, plus Ima add some dingleberry earrings, so tampon girl is all yours. We could go to the party together, you know sort of a 2 for 1 dirty nether regions sort of package...
@Hookabelly
Holy fuck you are all layers of win today count me in! Maybe we can have the actual nether regions tag-a-long and perform on the dildo he swiped from his mom, dirtied and put back. We would need a collar and ball gag. I've got the ball gag covered (or at least CN did), can I count on you for the leash and collar?
 

curious2garden

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Reminds me, when I was about 20 I met this girl balled up and crying next to a small shack by a pond. I started talking to her and made her laugh a little. After a bit we started kissing and when I started rubbing her goods there was a bunch of rough bumps like maybe she had her own rough rider condom thing going. I said what's that and she said it was from an abortion so I kept going and we did sex. Years later I heard about genital warts and I think that's what it probably was. Anyway, she was wearing overalls and in my mind she was a farmer's daughter. F'in hot!!!!
Oh Clayton you are my hero, during my early, lean, years I had to burn the genital warts off the workin' guy and girls asses just to keep body and soul together. Now xx years later I have this huge wart on my nose. Looks exactly like one of those!! I'm going to sue the National Institute of, what kind of, Health for letting me use that laser without smoke evacuation, damn gubmint, you just can't trust em.

But I do think it would add cachet to the tampon costume if I painted it purple sort of like a clot you know? What do you think? Oh yes and I'm putting Cannabis oil on it as treatment. The plastic surgeon wanted to cut on me and I said NO RSO will heal this. Amazingly it is! But I digress.
 

vostok

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Fuck Halloween: .....We just got rid of all that USSR bullshit,
then next comes this Halloween, came in with McDonald's and other us corporate shit
we were kids then expecting to go knock on doors
as people were starving in there beds,in the late 1980s and early 90s
many of my buddies got TB, others shot, many never came back
this annual event to us was worse than any cold war

Now the Brits 2 weeks later got Guy Folkes ...that was the shit
make a big doll and set him on fire make those diy bombs
'penny for the guy' bought in some serious cash,
anything that could explode was cash to us,
we had a lot of explosive and many gangs to work out

...lol fun too!
 

vostok

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Now those are some great costume ideas! I'm a redhead so I'm thinking I could go as Sexy Tampon or since I have freckles possibly Late Stage Syphilis, god knows I got the mentation for that costume. Let me know if you take Syphilis and I'll rock Tampon girl :)
Late Stage Syphilis, my words for the day ...lol
but I like to keep current ..
Late Stage Ebola ..for me ...lol



 

curious2garden

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Staff member
@sunni
OOOOH sooooooo cute!! SAILOR JUPITER!!!!!!!!! It can double for St. Patrick's Day two! Nothing like a twofer, I LOVE how you think! I love how cute that green looks on you. Dye your hair......... dooooooooo eeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
 
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