had to throw away brownies

Been there, done that.

Sat on the couch trying to watch documentaries chanting to myself "It won't kill you....it won't kill you......".

Jumped in the shower and laid down in the tub under cool water chanting "It won't kill you....it won't kill you....".

Laid down on my bed and closed my eyes thinking to myself "....it won't kill you.....it won't kill you.......".

Eventually, the effects started to wear down and I re-entered the Earth's atmosphere chanting to myself "...see, I told you it wouldn't kill you".

I've been suspicious as fuck of all edibles ever since, including my own, and treat them with extreme caution. The fact that I KNEW cannabis would NOT kill me is the only thing that gave me the strength to hang on for the ride and not call an ambulance. IMO, this information is something EVERY individual should know BEFORE they decide to eat some edibles....especially the n00bs.

I made peanut butter cookies for my first ride.
At around noon on a Sunday I ate two right off the bat . . . and nothing.
Ate a third & started to tingle numbly (which I liked) so I ate another.
I was in full vertical ascent mode when I ate the 5th one .

Those things were soooo potent & thought I was gonna puke.
Monday morning @ 5:00 am I was still blasted outta my gourd.

Now I know that one is my limit !

I have been floored literally several times on baking/candy days. The view up from the floor looks pretty cool for a while then it starts to spin and then you are turned over holding onto the floor waiting for it to stop

I never really got this from edibles. If they are real strong or I eat too much it just makes me fall asleep or get ultra couch locked then fall asleep lol...I went little overboard last time n cooked all of my vape poo with some ground bud into peanut butter n threw it on one of those giant rice crisper treats - fell asleep n the middle of the day n woke up 12 hours later n just couldn't get out of bed. Stuck watching wolf Blitzer on CNN bore me to death for a couple hours cuz I didn't even want to pick up the remote ...Idk what temps the different cannabanoids burn at, but I vape low most of the time n whatever was left n that batch was missing the head high n just gave me major body buzz x10


Edit - I'm really sad that you threw away 4 paper bags worth of buds btw. Not angry...just sad.

OK guys, you seem to be hung up on me throwing the brownies away. I should mention the only reason I made brownies is cause I have 14 quartt jars filled with good bud and no one to share it with. I love smoking cause my body knows when to quit. After I ate a brownie I thought the high would never stop climbing. I also had to tell myself "I would not die". Freaking out is no fun.

like the cop who called 911 on himself cause he ate some medicated brownies and freaked out.

Ah edibles, they can be so fun, or really challenging. Next time I would make hash and then use that to make the butter/oil or whatever you make the edibles with. I think its alot easier to dose edibles with a known amount of hash in it, rather then an unknown amount of trim. I've always made my butter the same way, just put it all in the crockpot and let it do its thing. Some times the batchs would be perfect, sometimes they were really strong. Now if I put one gram of qwiso into the oil/butter of the edible, I know roughly how much is in each serving.

budfarmer420 said:

OK guys, you seem to be hung up on me throwing the brownies away. I should mention the only reason I made brownies is cause I have 14 quartt jars filled with good bud and no one to share it with. I love smoking cause my body knows when to quit. After I ate a brownie I thought the high would never stop climbing. I also had to tell myself "I would not die". Freaking out is no fun.

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I'll share it with ya LOL

if it didn't put you in a coma, it wasn't too strong.

Live & learn. FWIW 2 oz. popcorn nugs to 1 lb. butter is more than enough. Enjoy the 14 jars.

I had tripped once when I made cookies. Not for the fact I was really high, but how it just creeped up and BAM. I worked at Canadian Tire years ago and brought in a batch for my shift. Me and my buddies that worked there ate them and hid in the back for most the day. Lets just say there were alot of pissed off customers looking for help that day....or any day since its CDN tire lol. The funniest thing of all was a ginger that worked there, his eyes and face matched his hair, he was so baked. I just kept saying, no man dont worry, you look fine. LMAO fun times...

I ate a big cookie I made one time right before work. My wife brought me some lunch a couple hours later, and asked me if I was feeling alright cus i looked terrible. I laughed and said I felt GREAT!!