Had sexual relations with a very ugly girl who my friends know now I'm paranoid.

why do they call you Blossom?

Flaming Pie said:

What kind of ugly are we talking? Crooked Ears? bad teeth? Severe Acne? Burned face? Missing a nose and eye?

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Or a goiter, Elephant Man's disease, a jaw that does meet right, webbed toes and a vestigial tail.

Flaming Pie said:

Everyone should post a picture of the ugliest woman they would bed.

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Oh come on, you know it depends on so many factors. How horny or drunk you are, body type, sexual charism, availability of paper bags, wether you think you can get away with it. We need pictures?

could this be Dylan or noobgrowerlbc?

ClaytonBigsby said:

why do they call you Blossom?

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Where's Ms Ballbreaker?

Unclebaldrick said:

Or a goiter, Elephant Man's disease, a jaw that does meet right, webbed toes and a vestigial tail.

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uhh, err, again, 3/5...

LegalizeNature420 said:

I even told her to her face that I would never go all the way with her. I felt ashamed afterward, but 30 min later, I let her do it again. Now that I'm completely back to my senses, I'm realizing what a mistake it was. I made her promise to keep her mouth shut but you know how women are. Is it possible for a woman to keep it to herself or will it eventually get out? Can anyone here relate to my situation?

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I think you're safe bro...fleshlights don't tell tales

Got laid, who cares about anything else.

ClaytonBigsby said:

These two bitches are about where I draw the line

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I would totally do the chick on the right with the A cups.

Beauty is more than looks. If she is sweet, loving and is in to you then who cares what she looks like.

The boy is confused and obviously has a great deal issues. He even wonders why weed makes music sound better (see thread).

MydogCody said:

Beauty is more than looks. If she is sweet, loving and is in to you then who cares what she looks like.

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Hey OP, this is likely the best serious answer you'll get ^^^

The dog Cody gets some rep

dr.gonzo1 said:

Starts questionable thread asking for advice. Disappears when we reply. What a cunt!

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I was sleeping off the booze.

Singlemalt said:

The boy is confused and obviously has a great deal issues. He even wonders why weed makes music sound better (see thread).

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You're getting yourself way too excited over all this ugly girl talk.

fr3d12 said:

For a start if you showed the girl some respect she might reciprocate, all you're worried about is what your friends think and I bet you all will have a good laugh at her expense. Grow up you idiot.

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No, we won't have a good laugh bc they aren't going to find out. But if by some chance they do, then I'll just deny it.

mr sunshine said:

Deny everything.......

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Exactly! I'm even going to stand in front of the mirror and practice saying "that girl is lying". Not kidding

Oh, they will find out. They always find out. What's more, is that you're gonna get confronted at some point in front of your friends and they will instantly know you are lying. That's going to make things awkward for you. Your best bet is to immediately file a police report that she raped you - twice. Have you showered? They're going to need that for the rape kit. If you have, go hit that one more time and then call 911.

Or, if you don't want all that public attention, let all your friends know about it. Tell them all how amazing she is in the sack. Then all your buddies will bang her and won't be able to give you shit about it.

But they're all going to find out one way or another. Best just resign yourself to that and take the initiative.

Oh, how ugly is she? Like freak show?

Forget the mirror idea. It's different in person. They will know and will be harder on you for showing them weakness. Just like dogs.

She's ugly. On a scale of 1-10, I'd say she's no more than a 3. And I only give her that much bc she's not fat.

alcohol is a motherfucker...

LegalizeNature420 said:

She's ugly. On a scale of 1-10, I'd say she's no more than a 3. And I only give her that much bc she's not fat.

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Is that a three on the ugly scale or pretty scale? Does your scale include severe physical deformities? Because a 3 ain't too bad on either scale without them.

Farmer's Hat said:

alcohol is a motherfucker...

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Yes, it's of the devil.