Great Stoner Quotes

"I can't believe it's not butter"

Hamerite! does exactly what it says on the tin.

"bag balm is the shit" when talking about bag balm, a special oil meant for cow utters.

dude, i was milkin cows not long ago and can honestly say bag balm is the shit!
...but remember that applies mostly to cows

(another chinese resturant one)
went for chinese buffet stoned to fuk the other week with a few pals,
while we was sitting down having a munch a fit sexy ass bitch was trying to squeeze past our table to get to hers and my pal was trying to drop some lyrics on her she just turned round and said dont look like you got much down they little dick..and most of the other customers heard to..man that would have crushed me and sent me on a para trip.
well not my pal he just turned and said, Baby it might be small but ive got a fast arse..we and most of the other customers were laughing our heads off lol a few started choking because they had a mouth full off food, and that was making us laugh even more.....easy people

I remember the last time I went to a chinese buffet. they are the shit. all the eggrolls and chinese food you can fucking eat. DELICIOUS.

SPAM SPAM SPAM and Ketup!

ok now that i rember
there was this one time when it was me n like 7 of my homies chillin gettin str8 blowed in my room.. lol i juss bought a new bong n i had put blue party lights on n all ove a sudden my guy next to me ( apu ) said "damn" i look at him n he has his hand up " i feel like im in the ocean" n he starts movin his head in a weird ass way n i lost my breath cuz i busted out laughgin shit was hilarious

I've been doin shit like that for years ;D

"where's my fucking keys?" or "what was i talking about?"

^ my ultimate stoner questions

or eva been looking for a blunt u just made and the fukers in your mouth?

or behind ya ears

when i was young i was walking accross the kitchen to the table with a plate of really nice food in one hand and a plate with some bread on in the other, upon noticing the bread slipping away i threw the meal to catch the bread.

I had a really nice meal that night lol

I'm going to make a comic about a kid eating food off the floor for you baz. it will be filled with lol.

On the real though, i think this has GOT to be the greatest stoner quote of ALL TIME!!!!

but...unfortunately, i cant repeat it and have the same effect as it would have if you guys actually heard it from the horses mouth.

so....HERE!!

http://tinyurl.com/Greatest-Stoner-Quote-Ever


HAPPY HOLIDAYS RRIU!!!

FluffyToke said:

I'm going to make a comic about a kid eating food off the floor for you baz. it will be filled with lol.

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LOL Had a buddy. The dog stole his RingDing. So he went and got it back!

his name is billy.

My stoner quote while watching national geo, "Whoa Dude....alligators are just really big lizards."

"that thing zig-zags!!"

I stole it....in my sig. I 've used it for years and dont even remember where I found it.....

"I'd love to see things from your point of view.....I just cant get my head that far up my ass"--stolen