Getting a Card is too easy for ANYONE!!!!!!

nugsnotguns

nugsnotguns

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I understand that, my states policy is to rape me for possession and kill me for growing :) but my question is if i were on a short stay in california would it be possible to visit the doc and get a card? or is there a lot of hoops to jump through regarding residency?
 
phreakygoat

phreakygoat

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call Medicann at 1-866-632-6627, and ask to speak to someone... ask them, they will be clear and honest and legally correct. they are mj evaluation specialists, and they give out the cards, and answer stoner's questions.
 
zombie1334

zombie1334

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phreakygoat said:
but why are people getting a medical card for non-real physical pain so frowned upon within our community? Every human has some sort of issue that pot might help, even if its not some specific disease the doctors want. Saying that people who don't fit under these guidelines are un-ethical for getting a scrip is to say that the system our gov't has provided us is legitimately founded. sure I am helping people to get a card that "shouldn't", but the people that tell us they should not are the same oppressors that assume any individual is unable to use such a mild drug at their own will. If all you ever want is for pot to be quasi-legal, then yes, I am doing a wrong thing by undermining the system that you crave.

It's all love dude, just had to speak my mind.
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:clap: Very well put my friend!

Don't get me wrong, I truelly do believe that marijuana is medicine and that people that have "actual legal" reasons for it should in fact have complete legal access to it. BUT, I also believe that just because you don't have a "legal" reason to have a card, doesn't mean that it isn't medicine to you as well. I have ADD (I've never been to a doctor about it, because it isn't ruining my life in any great way) but when I smoke weed, I can concentrate more and it makes me feel happier and better. So I consider it a form of medicine for me aswell. The people that say that it should only be for "truly legal medical reasons" are the same oppressors that banned it for use by all. It is a plant, which should be free to use by all, not few. And by saying that it should only be used for mmj legal patients is giving the gov't legitmacy. This is the same gov't that is oppressing it.
 
phreakygoat

phreakygoat

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zombie1334 said:
:clap: I have ADD (I've never been to a doctor about it, because it isn't ruining my life in any great way) but when I smoke weed, I can concentrate more and it makes me feel happier and better. So I consider it a form of medicine for me aswell. It is a plant, which should be free to use by all, not few. And by saying that it should only be used for mmj legal patients is giving the gov't legitmacy.
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true dat... especially after getting to watch herb grow day by day, I am so blown away by the uproar about nature's product. It also trips me out that some people are only comfortable with it being medical for the severely ill, although as we can see that practice is not always the case.

I appreciate your own story, as I go through the same thing w/ concentration (Trainwreck is homework weed, I swear).
 
misshestermoffitt

misshestermoffitt

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What if you've completely given up on regular doctors because they're morons? That's my situation. Their cure for everything is "take ibuprofin". Ibuprofin wrecks my stomach and I can't just pop them all the time.

All they want to do is collect their co-pay and keep you coming back for more bad advice. I just don't bother anymore, it's not getting me anywhere anyway.
 
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Odis

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I feel ya bro ! I am gathering records right now to go try and get my card.. Ive had a f**k back for years that i have been useing it for anyway as well as the watch the clock all night..mare ! my wife recently got hers, why we have waited this long I have now idea.. they pasted those permits in 2001 in my state and i guess it has taken that long for it to sink in that it was for real !!! They demonized the stuff for generation sooo bad that folks thought the devil him self would manifest from the smoke ! UNREAL !! I will still have to drive some 300 miles across the state to see a MD to get one. no MD"s on my side of the hill have the balls to reffer them yet.. I just get to thinking, as im googleing around to the endless sites and companys that will send you the little lovly seeds to the USA.. "And I thought this was the land of the FREE??"
 
phreakygoat

phreakygoat

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yep yep, gonna say fuck the gov't, obama is a clown/puppet, and I love weed... pretty good summary

but seriously, anyone had a bad experience getting a card?

another question: how easy is it to get caretakers?
 
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waterloo toker

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hey thanks for the advice. i was wondering if once you tell your doctor, do they want to know that you like to smoke or would they then not want to give you a card and should it be any harder considering im 15
 
phreakygoat

phreakygoat

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waterloo toker said:
hey thanks for the advice. i was wondering if once you tell your doctor, do they want to know that you like to smoke or would they then not want to give you a card and should it be any harder considering im 15
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:cry:, you have to be 18 to go through medical mj specialists like medicann, but a private doc could hook you up w/ a card only with parental consent!!! the specialists do ask, and you should tell them, with all honesty. they are the ones giving you the scrip for herb...:peace:
 
olosto

olosto

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I guess people like me that have more than one qualifying condition, are making up the difference for everyone else.


But seriously, how many stoners have had a situation when they were like, "Fuck I can't sleep!" Then they smoke a bowl and are out like a light. How different is this than taking synthetic fucking tylenol PM!!! Stoners self ,edicate all the time and they don't even fuggin know it!

My honest belief is that it should be legal like alchol but taxed like a mofo UNLESS you are sick and willing to show proof of genuine thereputic use. I don't like to see kids doing pot, I'm sorry if your under 21, I think you should stay away like the brew. After 21 if you wanna smoke, or eat food with pot in it, no problem. If occationally you drink pot tea to ease cold symptoms (omg imagine that, using an herb to make you feel better when sick) growing up because society accepts its thereputic uses (Alchol in cough syurp..), great no biggie...

sorry for the spelling, getting stoned so I can sleep, LOL
 
olosto

olosto

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If your 15 what do your parents think? Thats your answer right there till you are 18 my friend. Your parents might be ok with it who knows?


BUUUUUUUT.... What are the chances even if you have a legit condition that you won't be known to your friends as the guy to hook up from. I'm sorry, while I might think Pot should be legal, I don't think it should be permissable by law for kids to be lighting up. We don't allow it with drinking...

Other than the age problem, I have nothing against it. And at 15 it better be pretty serious.. i dunno... Maybe im wrong.
 
phreakygoat

phreakygoat

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hahaha, this thread is fun! kids, come out of the closet... but to make a counterpoint, I have known kids (not myself, in retrospect) that could have used some drugs, because they would have approached them intelligently. these are the kids who would never become tweakers, etc.
I also believe that just like the vicodin or xanax we already feed our kids, pot should replace/supplement these immoral synthetics. If you are going to give your kid ritalin (side note, only bad parents make their kids use ritalin, from my personal exp.) pot is not going to fuck them up any worse, if not less so. I know heavy adolescent herb use can permenently hurt a kids hormonal construct, but as medicine it is still the most natural option. :peace:

growtech, you are a savage (in a good way)
 
llLOU

llLOU

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chazel said:
I wonder how immagration would react to me applying for a green card so i can apply for a 'green' card?
On another note , family members or hideous neighbourhood creatures you think you could hook a fellow up with would be much appreciated haha , on the uncomical side i find it really sad that britain still wont give medical trials a fair fuckin shot ..
Free speech is nothing if anything come from our mouths but there's such a shitty list of what we can't put back in there
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What the fuck are you talking about ???:-?
 
llLOU

llLOU

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olosto said:
I guess people like me that have more than one qualifying condition, are making up the difference for everyone else.


But seriously, how many stoners have had a situation when they were like, "Fuck I can't sleep!" Then they smoke a bowl and are out like a light. How different is this than taking synthetic fucking tylenol PM!!! Stoners self ,edicate all the time and they don't even fuggin know it!

My honest belief is that it should be legal like alchol but taxed like a mofo UNLESS you are sick and willing to show proof of genuine thereputic use. I don't like to see kids doing pot, I'm sorry if your under 21, I think you should stay away like the brew. After 21 if you wanna smoke, or eat food with pot in it, no problem. If occationally you drink pot tea to ease cold symptoms (omg imagine that, using an herb to make you feel better when sick) growing up because society accepts its thereputic uses (Alchol in cough syurp..), great no biggie...

sorry for the spelling, getting stoned so I can sleep, LOL
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Your right!, everyone who uses Cannabis does it for therapeutic
reasons, the government only recognizes the ones that really make you feel like shit.
 
Purplecheeser

Purplecheeser

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caregiver cards have to be gotten in the county of the cardholder. The caregiver also has to be with you when you first get the card.

BUt i was wondering if anyone would recomend any doctors in california (by san luis obispo or sacramento) that would be lenient on writing a recomendation? OR would they want papers from your origional doctor to write a recomendation?
 
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