Getting a Card is too easy for ANYONE!!!!!!

im from nj marijuana meds will soon be legal...any info on docs innj...ive had asthsma since i was a baby and have learned that when i smoke out of a vaporizer it clears up my lungs??..this should be good enuff for a card right??....open for opinonss

asthma doesn't seem like it would work, unless you say you only use edibles or somethin'

ah yes, i forgot to mention another ailment that wont get you a card (with most docs): ADD does not work. somebody pm'd me asking about replacing adderal with cannabis, but the psycho-physiological conditions that ADD or ADHD are associated with are not worthy of the cannabis doctors time: the amphetemines in ritalin or addys basically have a counterintuitive effect on someone with ADD, whereas cannabis does not pass through the same mental conduits, and is definetly not a classic "stimulant" in the biochemical sense. AKA, ritalin makes people w/out ADD tweaked out, whereas pot can exaserbate the symptoms of ADD. DO NOT use only ADD to get a card! I wouldn't even mention it.

Has anyone had positive results with this?
All are welcome to respond,

Well the Governor is now openly talking about full legalization and taxation, so it may all become a moot point.

And its people like the OP and people giving advice to lie about conditions that make me sick. I have chronic insomnia caused by anxiety, I have been on 3 different types of medications, etc. I hate it when people make up BS excuses to get something that may actually be useful to others. Fuckin cowards.

Weed would be legal if no one smoked it.

420ganja420 - wow, that's quite a statement. You are correct in your presumptions only if you are kosher with the way weed is handled socially. Since you didn't seem to have read the whole thread, here's an earlier response of mine:

"Don't get me wrong, I truelly do believe that marijuana is medicine and that people that have "legitimetly legal" reasons for it should in fact have complete legal access to it. BUT, I also believe that just because you don't have a "legal" reason to have a card, doesn't mean that it isn't medicine to you as well. I have ADD (I've never been to a doctor about it, because it isn't ruining my life in any great way) but when I smoke weed, I can concentrate more and it makes me feel happier and better. So I consider it a form of medicine for me aswell. The people that say that it should only be for "truly legal medical reasons" are the same oppressors that banned it for use by all. It is a plant, which should be free to use by all, not few. And by saying that it should only be used for mmj legal patients with specific (state-defined) ailments, you are giving the gov't legitmacy. This is the same gov't that is oppressing it."

So I ask: why should our populace lie down and accept our lack of rights regarding self-medication?

should we cater blindly to our legislators perspectives?

and the biggest question is: why the fuck does it make any difference to you what we do? they aren't going to ban medical mj no matter how many kids fake symptoms. its not going to make your card invalid, so you have no grounds for an ethical assault. with that said... shun the non-believer! SHUN!

ganja420 you seem quick to judge and thats the wrong attitude, you have insomnia and ganja helps well glad to hear it but i have never heard of anyone on this site trying to get a card because they like to smoke pot,most everyone has their reasons and most are legitamate. in california you can get a card for lots of things, but here in colorado and other states its a bit more difficult to obtain one without aids or cancer. now besides my anxiety which fuels my insomnia that leads to lack of sleep that affects my work day,or the arthritis type pain in my wrist and hands from being a detailer all my life I was reckless in my younger years and broke alot of bones the most severve of which was a fractured jawbone and not being able to afford getting it taken care of and wired it healed bad now i get pain in my jaw that leads to headaches and its twice as bad in winter for some reason, now if i was to go to doctors for all these different things i would be prescribed enough different pills to start a pharmacy of my own but i dont take pills nor do i trust them and since their is one natural solution to all these ailments is it cowardly to request tips for going about getting a card the right way. since not all doctors support med mj and there is a lot of red tape alot of people ask for advice in making the process less difficult im starting the process of getting mine and hope everyone that gets positive results from med mj will too good luck

on another note my grandpa has more pain daily than anyone i have ever heard of he had his bladder removed because of cancer and he has a undescribable pain in his feet, he has spent thousands of dollars going to foot specialists and not one of them was able to diagnose his problem. he cant sleep at night because of his feet and walking is like torture. have you ever got a painful cramp in your foot? he says its just like that but more painful and he has it all day long. he is old fashioned and has never taken a pain pill in his life soo he just lives in pain all the time and its sad because of the label our government has put on marijuana, especially in the days of reefer madness when it was referred to as the devils weed and branded an evil drug that makes you go crazy and kill people. thanks to government propaganda my grandpa will never use marijuana even though i know it would help him, good job america and think of all the alcohol related deaths each year not just car accidents, but over consumption, alcohol is responsible for many violent crimes, domestic abuse, I mean how many people smoke a joint and then beat their wife? or decide to get blazed and then stab someone none cause we get high and then we chill or do something productive it seems soo simple but nothing changes

Make sure you do your research before you go to any doctor and give him your money. When I first got my med card I was on a budget so I looked for the cheapest doctor around. sure enough I found a Dr. MARK DWORAK for the low low price of $100. The interview was really fucking simlpy, he just handed me a sheet full with symstoms and told me to check each one that applied to me, so I shose insomnia, anxiety, nausia, chronic pain and costant stree. I WAS COMPLETELY FULL OF IT. The doc just asked for my 100 bucks, signed and stamped my form, and he was out of the building before I was. for the first month I had no trouble getting into any club, I probably registered at at least 15 clubs before suddenly one day, doctors phone is off so I can no longer get verified anywhere, I couldnt get ahold of that doctor for shit, and I wasnt the only one that got fucked, a good thousand patients were all SOL, my original expiration date was this month on the 17, but lately ive been getting trees from my boy that goes to the club for me, I guess hes me "caregiver" , but for now I dont see a need for a med card, but I will probably be renewing in a month or 2 seeing as how I have plants growing at my house, oh and my med card got me out of a marijuana ticket so make sure IF YOU LIVE IN CALIFORNIA , DONT GET CAUGHT WITHOUT A MEDICAL LISENCE. I mean your looking to spend 200 bones MAX, and its good for a year, wich means you can have a pound on your person, transplant up to 12 pounds, or 12 plants, grow up 2 six plants or more, depending on your medical condition. and of course the best part of it you get to but your weed from the MEDICAL CLINIC.

thanks for stoppin in guys...
covr- damn fuck that doctor, but the 140 i paid for my scrip paid for itself maybe 3 or 4 times over at least. I urge all to get legal and to go to the only dependable independent doc, as I named in my first post. also, please check up on the maximum allowances in your county... the state has a mandatory maximum amount for a patient's possession, cultivation limits which is EIGHT OUNCES dried, and 6 mature plants or 12 immature plants per patient. counties cannot lessen this amount, but they can expand upon it as in Santa Cruz where you get 100 sq. ft. of garden to do whatever you want. check out canorml.org for the official texts and be careful, cause goin over your limit makes your quasi-expensive card useless. anywho,

Hi I live in New Orleans, Louisiana and plan on moving to California in the next year or so..my sister already lives there and I'm going to visit her next month and when I do I want to try to get a card. I have anxiety and TMJ, a jaw condition that also cause headaches and neck pains and herb helps me better than anything else, but living out of state I was wondering if when I visit I can get my California I.D., see a doctor, I can say I'm staying with my sister paying rent and get my medical card..Would that work the way I plan? Do I have to live in california a certain number of years first? Im just trying to figure out how realistic my plan is.. Since I legitimately need it and am going to live there eventually

yes that should work dude, but you shouldn't mention you are a non resident. they prob. wont even ask, as long as you have a valid state ID. bring ur paperwork, and you are in. sound good bro?

bump for still bein medical... things are workin out

I figured I'd give it a try. The clinic here is swamped. I can't get in until next Saturday. I'll let you know the outcome! Thanks for the prompting.

I wonder if I could get my card

for my chest pain, back pain, and mild insomnia.

Weed does help my asthma.
After I smoke, I don't wheeze as much, and I can exercise

a lot longer with no problems. So whenever I'm completely
out of inhalers, I'll smoke in the morning, and once at night to
help me out until I get more refills.

I'm not saying weed completely heals my asthma, but it
definitely makes my chest stop hurting from the wheezing, and

eases the wheezing significantly.

But

My doctor is a douche, I went in to see why I was
having sharp chest pains, and she gave me ibuprofen

and sent me on my way. I have yet to go in for my
back pain. I just found a new doctor that I hope won't just

give me vicodin or ibuprofen for every problem.

i also suffer from insomnia a few times a year.

Thank goodness it isn't constant.
I usually wake up 3 times a nite, and can't go back to sleep

for hours at a time. My doctors usually just give me something
that makes me sleep until 1 in the afternoon, and I don't like

doing that. I like being up early because I like to get
stuff done.

So when I get the money together, I think that is what I will do.

How many of you guys think that one of the reasons pot is legal at all, is due to the fact that the movers and the shakers that make the laws, want their kids to have protection from the law? Sick or not. I mean if I were a big wig and had a kid that smoked, I would like to have protection in case his or her, dumb ass gets caught. People that hate because some one doesn't have a "qualifying condition" should remember that there is strength in numbers. Its easy to sit back and say "I'm righteous in my condition and all others suck" They would be singing another tune if there was no law to help them because the Movers and shakers don't get what they want. That being said, why should us non- movers and shakers have to do with out protections just because we're not sick or rich?
It's been asked why the MMJ activists don't distance themselves from the non-MMJ people, to strengthen their cause.
I don't know about the rest of you but I truly feel that my government is wrong to put me in jail over a plant. we all have to stick together to change such a true injustice.
While I'm glad that we don't have (at this time) people being killed in the streets over a corrupt government (like in Iran) We the people have to make sure that doesn't happen.

spartree said:

How many of you guys think that one of the reasons pot is legal at all, is due to the fact that the movers and the shakers that make the laws, want their kids to have protection from the law? Sick or not. I mean if I were a big wig and had a kid that smoked, I would like to have protection in case his or her, dumb ass gets caught. People that hate because some one doesn't have a "qualifying condition" should remember that there is strength in numbers. Its easy to sit back and say "I'm righteous in my condition and all others suck" They would be singing another tune if there was no law to help them because the Movers and shakers don't get what they want. That being said, why should us non- movers and shakers have to do with out protections just because we're not sick or rich?
It's been asked why the MMJ activists don't distance themselves from the non-MMJ people, to strengthen their cause.
I don't know about the rest of you but I truly feel that my government is wrong to put me in jail over a plant. we all have to stick together to change such a true injustice.
While I'm glad that we don't have (at this time) people being killed in the streets over a corrupt government (like in Iran) We the people have to make sure that doesn't happen.

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Exactly!!!

Its a plant for crying out loud.

I heard somewhere its illegal to grow a vegetable garden
in your backyard without first getting a permit to grow because

technically, you don't own something called Mineral rights or some shit,
I dunno.

Isn't that some shit?

I have a littel veggie garden right now. I'm actually gettin sick of
eating zucchini. lol.

phreakygoat said:

nice! that is awesome to hear bro... +rep

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Wow. That was easy. Walked in at 10:40, walked out at 11:10 with my card. Thanks again for the helpful info!